Earl is interviewed by the man from Kansas to be head coach of the football team at BCCC but they aren't in the process of hiring a coach.
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Scientologism
Earl receives a pamphlet regarding the '13th Annual Brush & Crush Drive' at the local Scientology Center, which is a seven hour drive from his home in Arkansas, and decides to inquire with a phone call.
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6:13
Beef Stroganoff
Earl on school lunches, "surviving" life, pouches of Antarctica and the winner of the 'Assholes of the Day' Award. These stories and more are the talk of Baum County. These are the Baum County Happenins'.
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9:36
Best Of: Worst Romantic Novel Dialogue
Earl analyzes some of the worst lines in romantic novels and weighs in on potential litigation against a judge named Judy.
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7:47
Surf Class in Baum County
Tony Thompson's ford needs a tow, the Nelson chicken has gone missing again, surf class in Baum County and more in the pilot episode of The County of Baum County.
Jed 'Earl' Riley embarks on a stupendously redundant quest of honoring his family's legacy, a third generation front porch that his father built. These are the thoughts of a man and his encounters from hither to yonder county line within the fictionalized world of Baum County, Arkansas. Earl delivers a message of idiotic hope with all the pride, pomp and circumstance needed to fulfill his destiny.
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