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  • The Therapy Crouch

    “You Left THAT In The Key Drawer?!” Abbey & Peter on Bedroom Secrets & Wedding Drama

    2026/09/10 | 26 mins.
    On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, Abbey and Peter are back diving into another lawless Ask Me Anything! The episode kicks off with Pete getting the ick from Abbey’s 12-point turns, Pete repeating his drunken podcast ideas are “bang on trend,” and Abbey revealing why her new dressing room is officially the house airing cupboard!

    In this week’s listener questions, we hear about an awkward household blunder when adult toys end up in the general admin "man drawer" right next to the Sellotape and spare batteries, prompting Abbey to share her own mortifying car charger mix-up in front of her brother John. Another listener writes in with an unhinged wedding dilemma after a bride’s ex-boyfriend shows up uninvited and sits quietly at the back of the church!

    Plus, Pete gets the green light for his dream backyard golf hole, Abbey’s pre-wedding frantic rush, and the ultimate morning school run debate over who deserves a medal!

    Submit your AMA’s here!
    https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1Mv3i0N5Jm1Kkjvd4iUkpJEV1_Tisgq58siorNb9zS0/viewform?edit_requested=true

    00:00 Introduction & Gaz's Villa Holiday in Spain
    01:40 Abbey’s House Move Chaos & Getting Locked Out
    03:17 The Best Facial & Face Gym Debate
    05:50 Pete Critiques Driving & Abbey's 12-Point Turn
    06:49 Pete’s "Bang On Trend" Podcast Idea
    08:19 Listener Dilemma: Toys in the Man Drawer
    09:54 Abbey's Car Lighter / Key Drawer Mix-up
    12:05 Pete’s Brand New Knee-High Socks
    13:58 Sister's Wedding Prep: Suit Mule & Pina Coladas
    14:48 Impromptu Weekly Wine: Pete vs. Abbey on "So Much To Do"
    18:00 Renovation Talk: Bathrooms for Christmas & Dressing Rooms
    20:05 Pete’s Garden Golf Course Continued
    22:46 Wedding Dilemma: The Ex Shows Up Uninvited

    To contact us:
    Email: thetherapycrouch@gmail.com
    Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thetherapycrouchpodcast/
    TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@thetherapycrouch
    Website: https://thetherapycrouch.com/

    For more from Peter
    https://twitter.com/petercrouch

    For more from Abbey
    https://www.instagram.com/abbeyclancy

    Our clips channel
    https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZntcv96YhN8IvMAKsz4Dbg
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    Bridezilla or Justified?! Abbey’s Sister Elle & Scott on Pre-Wedding Chaos & Brutal Scandals!

    2026/09/08 | 41 mins.
    Wedding Chaos! Elle & Scott Talk Dress Disasters, Cheating Scandals & Nashville Hen Drama!On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, Peter and Abbey are joined by special guests Elle and Scott as they enter the final chaotic countdown to their big day!

    Scott and Elle reveal the madness behind planning the ultimate wedding, from last-minute videographer cancellations to an emergency bridesmaid dress disaster rescued at the eleventh hour by creative genius Mikey. We also dive into Elle’s wild Nashville hen do, complete with Scott’s face plastered across the bars and on random locals!

    In the Agony Abs, the gang tackle explosive wedding dilemmas: what do you do when your partner insists on inviting his ex of six years because she’s "part of the family"?

    And how do you survive a best man with zero internal filter who’s threatening to air your wildest secrets to your nan over dessert? Plus, Scott shares an insane story of an Irish bride who exposed her cheating groom on the big screen in front of all their guests!

    If you want to submit an Agony Ab to the podcast - hit the link belowhttps://docs.google.com/forms/d/1rAKDST4HU_8al_aWpOlys3TRJrWvDV-84piVdlOOjU4/edit

    00:00 Introduction & Wedding Countdown
    02:50 Who Planned What? Golf vs The Butcher
    05:37 Becoming Family & Brotherly Bonds
    09:22 Entertainment, First Dance & Banned Irish Songs
    13:12 7 Days Out: Videographers & Table Plan Rows
    21:15 The Bridesmaid Dress Disaster & Mikey Saves the Day
    23:51 Weekly Whine: Training Your 23-Year-Old Replacement
    25:13 The Ultimate Revenge: Cheating Groom Exposed at the Altar
    26:48 Nashville Hen Do & Scott Masks in the Bin
    29:41 Agony Abs: Is My Fiancé's Ex Crashing Our Wedding?
    32:23 Dodgy Plus Ones & Walking Down The Aisle
    36:58 Agony Abs: Best Man with No Filter Threatens The Speech

    To contact us:
    Email: thetherapycrouch@gmail.com
    Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thetherapycrouchpodcast/
    TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@thetherapycrouch
    Website: https://thetherapycrouch.com/

    For more from Peter:
    https://twitter.com/petercrouch

    For more from Abbey:
    https://www.instagram.com/abbeyclancy

    Our clips channel: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZntcv96YhN8IvMAKsz4Dbg
    Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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    He Practiced On His EX?! Abbey and Peter React to Outrageous Engagement Secrets!

    2026/09/03 | 29 mins.
    On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, Abbey and Peter are back diving into another chaotic Ask Me Anything! The episode kicks off with Abbey and Pete debating chin filler versus Peter's heart-shaped head, and scheming to launch Jordan onto the dating scene as the pod's ultimate eligible bachelor!

    In this week’s listener questions, we hear from someone who has been brutally frozen out by her long-term friendship group simply for getting a boyfriend, prompting Abbey to share her own painful experience of getting cut off by a mate. Another listener is left questioning everything after discovering her fiancé's "perfect" proposal speech was actually test-run and quality-controlled by his ex!

    Plus, we discuss the ultimate intimacy buzzkills, from Kermit the Frog to Postman Pat popping up on shuffle and what happens when you try too hard to be a good Samaritan!

    Submit your AMA’s here!
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    00:00 Introduction
    03:35 Hair Transplants & Heart-Shaped Heads
    06:33 Setting Up Jordan & Finding Him A Date
    08:20 Left Out By My Friendship Group
    10:33 Abbey’s Experience With Being Cut Off
    14:05 He Practiced His Proposal On His Ex!
    17:00 Take Two: Does He Need A Proposal Do-Over?
    18:02 Muppets & Postman Pat In The Bedroom
    20:45 A Therapy Crouch Christmas Number One?
    23:00 Pushing Wheelchairs & Hypochondriac Miracles
    25:12 Abbey & John’s Good Samaritan Nightmares

    To contact us:
    Email: thetherapycrouch@gmail.com
    Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thetherapycrouchpodcast/
    TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@thetherapycrouch
    Website: https://thetherapycrouch.com/

    For more from Peter
    https://twitter.com/petercrouch

    For more from Abbey
    https://www.instagram.com/abbeyclancy

    Our clips channel
    https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZntcv96YhN8IvMAKsz4Dbg
    Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
  • The Therapy Crouch

    Abbey’s Lawless Nashville Hen Do, Pete’s DIY Golf Course & The 2-Hour Bedroom Dilemma!

    2026/09/01 | 54 mins.
    On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, Abbey is fresh back from a wild hen do in Nashville and Pete is holding down the fort as the pair broadcast straight from a cosy stolen barn!

    Abbey reveals the harsh truth about Nashville (including the complete lack of real cowboys), wild line dancing classes, and why Alfie was left completely traumatised by the trip. Meanwhile, Pete has grand architectural plans to turn their new driveway into "PC Sawgrass"—much to Abbey’s horror.

    In the Agony Abs, we help a listener who is worried about her overwhelming attraction to older football managers, hear a pitch from a Leeds lad looking for love, and tackle a dilemma about wildly mismatched bedroom stamina! Plus, Abbey shares her top tactical tips on how to secretly fake drink at a wedding when you’re newly pregnant.

    If you want to submit an Agony Ab to the podcast - hit the link below:https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1rAKDST4HU_8al_aWpOlys3TRJrWvDV-84piVdlOOjU4/edit

    00:00 Welcome to the Barn & Abbey Returns From Nashville
    02:36 Where Are All The Cowboys?
    06:11 Fake AI Photos & The Famous Nashville Dance
    08:53 Pool House Living & Renovation Hell
    13:09 Pete’s Front Garden Golf Hole: "PC Sawgrass"
    18:26 Listener Letters & Alfie’s Hen Do Trauma
    24:45 Eclipse Romance & Sofa Pizza Casualties
    28:45 "I’m Hard To Penetrate" & Making New Friends
    31:28 Lucky Bastard Saloon & Country Music Anthems
    37:01 Agony Abs: Fancying Older Football Managers
    39:05 Blind Date Pitch: Liam From Leeds
    42:04 "Please Stop Talking" & Marriage Quirks
    43:47 Agony Abs: Two-Hour Bedroom Marathons & Compatibility
    46:32 The National Average Sex Stats
    48:51 Agony Abs: How To Fake Drink When Secretly Pregnant
    53:03 Pete’s Upcoming Scotland Golf Trip

    To contact us:
    Email: thetherapycrouch@gmail.com
    Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thetherapycrouchpodcast/
    TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@thetherapycrouch
    Website: https://thetherapycrouch.com/

    For more from Peter: https://twitter.com/petercrouch
    For more from Abbey: https://www.instagram.com/abbeyclancy
    Our clips channel: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZntcv96YhN8IvMAKsz4Dbg
    Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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    “That Is CORRECT!” Abbey and Peter REVEAL Bedroom Confessions, Bulging Discs & Keeping Score!

    2026/08/27 | 34 mins.
    On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, Abbey and Peter are back answering more of your Ask Me Anythings, and this week things get VERY personal as the pair tackle bedroom confidence, dirty talk and whether getting into the best shape of your life can actually cause problems in your relationship.

    After one listener reveals her newly ripped husband suddenly wants all the lights on in the bedroom, Abbey and Peter debate body confidence before the conversation somehow ends up with rotating beds, sex tapes and a revelation from the Crouches that catches everyone slightly off guard!

    We also hear from a listener whose request for a little more communication in the bedroom spectacularly backfires when her boyfriend starts delivering some of the least seductive lines imaginable. Abbey reveals the one word she could NEVER cope with Peter saying, while Pete attempts to offer some bedroom advice of his own.

    Elsewhere, a new Therapy Crouch superfan gets banned from listening to the podcast in public, Abbey and Peter reveal what they won’t let the kids do on holiday, and one listener’s mission to get fit and improve his love life leads to his wife quite literally keeping score of their bedroom activity.

    Things get slightly heated before the end as Abbey’s innocent request for a cup of tea turns into a full-blown marital debate over whether she’s secretly using some very clever reverse psychology on Pete!

    00:00 Introduction
    01:21 Abbey’s Animal Obsession
    05:08 Who’s Funnier: Abbey or Peter?
    06:56 Ask Me Anything
    07:34 Lights On In The Bedroom
    09:31 Abbey’s “Bulging Disc”
    11:04 Who Has The Better Body?
    14:31 Abbey & Peter’s Sex Tape
    15:22 Dirty Talk Disasters
    17:39 “That Is Correct!”
    20:16 Abbey’s Worst Bedroom Word
    21:06 Banned From Listening To The Podcast
    23:56 What Abbey & Peter Ban At Home
    25:38 The Kids’ Holiday Rules
    27:17 Brewers Droop & Getting Fit
    28:00 A Shag A Week
    28:20 Keeping Score In The Bedroom
    29:24 Abbey’s Relationship Reward System
    30:28 The Cup Of Tea Argument
    32:35 Abbey & Peter Fall Out

    To contact us:
    Email: thetherapycrouch@gmail.com
    Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thetherapycrouchpodcast/
    TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/ @thetherapycrouch
    Website: https://thetherapycrouch.com/
    For more from Peter https://twitter.com/petercrouch
    For more from Abbey https://www.instagram.com/abbeyclancy
    Our clips channel https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZntcv96YhN8IvMAKsz4Dbg
    Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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About The Therapy Crouch
Welcome to the Therapy Crouch! The smash hit podcast from Abbey Clancy and Peter Crouch. Join us on our weekly episodes where we will be exploring the trials and tribulations experienced by us, and you the listener, as we navigate our way through complex relationships. Enter into our safe space where nothing is off limits and expect some tears, tantrums and plenty of laughs along the way. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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