The Therapy Crouch

On today’s Ask Us Anything episode of The Therapy Crouch, Abbey, Peter and Ross dive head-first into your juiciest dilemmas – and this one gets heated.

We hear from a newlywed struggling with intimacy after anxiety medication kills his wife’s sex drive, sparking an honest conversation about desire, frustration and when it’s time to get professional help.

Then things really kick off as Abbey reacts to a listener who went through her partner’s phone and found bikini pics, pub messages and lads’ group chat behaviour that crosses the line. Is it just “boys’ banter”… or is it borderline cheating?

From trust, boundaries and when sorry just isn’t enough, to iconic football songs and questionable swimming chat, this episode has everything.

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00:00 – Intro, ropey voices & “bleed Therapy Crouch”
01:20 – Cameras down throats & medical horror stories
02:00 – Nicknames chat begins (Matalan, Motion Sensor Light, Curly Whirly)
04:16 – Agony Ab 1: Newlyweds, anxiety meds & no sex
06:20 – “Turbo vs handbrake” & fantasy conversation gets awkward
07:40 – Why fantasising about people you know is dangerous
09:12 – GP advice & “above our pay grade” moment
10:14 – YNWA vs Delilah – which song hits harder?
12:05 – Agony Ab 2: Went through his phone… found bikini pics
13:25 – Pub messages, group chats & “men need to grow up”
14:19 – “That’s borderline cheating” & breaking trust
15:49 – When sorry isn’t enough & healing takes time
16:42 – Final verdict: dump him or set hard boundaries
17:00 – Hot toddy, swimming & gun show jokes
18:12 – Outro

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On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, it’s time for a Best Of special – the funniest, most chaotic and downright outrageous moments of the year so far.

From Peter’s accidental 6AM “private” workout in the pod (that may or may not have been caught on camera), to Abbey discovering she was someone’s lock screen… nothing is off limits. We revisit the now-infamous saturation diver jellyfish story (yes, it’s as bad as you remember), Pete’s Ibiza jellyfish disaster, and the marriage debate that had everyone shouting “you’re not present at all!”

Plus, the Nickname Game Hall of Fame returns with some absolute crackers — including “Cordless”, “Pothole” and the one ( you know the one!) that nearly broke the internet.

There’s posture problems, packing arguments, erotic literature confusion, scuba diving fails and proof (apparently) that Abbey is a full-blown sex symbol.

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00:00 Introduction – Best Of Special
03:45 WikiFeet & “Abbie’s Trotters”
08:20 Pete’s 6AM Pod Workout
13:10 Posture & Spine Scare
17:40 “You’re Not Present” Marriage Debate
22:15 The Zurich Trip Chaos
27:30 The Jellyfish Diver Horror Story
33:40 Pete’s Ibiza Jellyfish Nightmare
36:50 Abbey’s Lock Screen Moment
40:10 Nickname Game Hall of Fame
45:20 Erotic Literature & Mr Tickle
49:00 Final Laughs

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On today’s Ask Me Anything episode of The Therapy Crouch, Abbey and Peter are diving headfirst into your dilemmas — and nothing is off limits.

From a gym co-owner who’s fed up of being mistaken for “the boss’s wife”, to a couple navigating pregnancy hormones after IVF, Abbey and Pete don’t hold back with their honest (and slightly chaotic) advice.

We get into the great boyfriend-at-50 debate, whether you’re ever too old for labels, and Abbey reveals why she’d never walk down the aisle again. There’s also a conversation about mismatched sex drives during pregnancy that gets very real… very quickly.

And in possibly the most Therapy Crouch segment ever, the team tackle the “Bumfluff Epidemic” — should men be manscaping their backsides in 2026?
Plus, Peter issues a public apology to a listener’s daughter after accidentally smashing a football into her face at Stamford Bridge.

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00:00 – Ask Me Anything kicks off: gym life, paddle obsession & glow-ups
02:32 – The “Co-Owner” dilemma: why no one takes her seriously
04:19 – Abbey’s Christmas confession: “Thanks Dad”… for nothing
06:06 – Drop the “Co” — become THE Owner
07:24 – Lord Sugar memo story: demand the title
09:02 – IVF pregnancy & mismatched sex drives
10:57 – “It’s like the baby’s in the room”
12:03 – Curry, sex & inducing labour myths
14:16 – Are you too old to say “boyfriend”?
15:59 – “I would never get married again”
17:23 – The Bumfluff Epidemic begins
24:01 – Peter hits a 10-year-old in the face — heartfelt apology

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On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, things spiral almost immediately as Abbey and Peter dive into everything from our newly launched BONK BEAT BOOK CLUB chaos to one of the most unfiltered birthday calls we’ve ever heard.

Peter shares a listener confession that had him panicking when his wife called his bluff and asked to go through his phone…

We also hear the return of The Nickname Game, featuring some truly outrageous submissions including ‘Thrush’, ‘Harpic’ and the now infamous ‘Butt Plug’ — before Abbey calls her dad live on air for his birthday… and he absolutely steals the show.

In the Agony Abs, we hear from a listener who fears he’s about to lose another relationship because he struggles to show affection — sparking an honest and surprisingly emotional conversation about how men are raised to express (or suppress) their feelings.

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00:00 Introduction & The Jumper Debate
03:35 The AirPods Gym Disaster
06:00 Wife Goes Through His Phone
07:20 “I Messaged Peter Crouch…”
11:50 The Nickname Game Returns
15:15 Abbey Calls Her Dad Live
16:45 “He’s Called Butt Plug”
19:30 The Wildest Nicknames Ever
24:30 Smutty Book Club Escalates
27:30 “I Can’t Express My Emotions”
29:10 Relationship Advice & Upbringing

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On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch AMA, Pedro’s off sick so it’s just Abbey and Ross holding down the fort — and chaos ensues.

We kick things off with Ross’s long-awaited face reveal as Abbey recruits the listeners to send in their best photo-fit sketches before the big reveal. There’s also Valentine’s chat, glow-up jealousy and a listener whose partner hasn’t noticed her transformation (men, do better).

In the Agony Abs, we tackle a relationship that’s missing the passion of an ex, the 13-year wait for a proposal, and whether a ring actually changes anything. Plus, Abbey gets brutally honest about weddings, security and why sometimes you need to give your man a kick up the arse.

We also hear about the worst house guest of all time — porch vomit, dressing gown theft and zero self-awareness — before deciding whether ghosting is ever acceptable.
It’s bonk beats vs Classic FM, hot mum paranoia and some very strong opinions on men being completely useless.

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00:00 Introduction
01:00 Valentine’s Day & Ross reveal tease
02:00 Ross photo-fit challenge
05:00 Hot mum/Stiffler’s Mum debate
07:00 Glow up vs no compliments
11:15 Ex passion vs secure love
14:00 Classic FM car chaos
15:30 13-year proposal dilemma
18:30 Wedding cost chat
20:45 Festival weirdo house guest
24:00 Dressing gown drama & ghosting
27:50 Book giveaway
31:10 Valentine’s sign-off

To contact us:
Email: [email protected]
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Website: https://thetherapycrouch.com/

For more from Peter
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For more from Abbey
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Our clips channel
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