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Livinâ The Dream! Abbey and Peter Talk Holiday Meltdowns, Puppy Fever and Cold Sea Swims | AMA
2026/08/13 | 20 mins.On todayâs episode of The Therapy Crouch, love, chaos, and a brand-new family member are on the podcast as Abbey, Peter, and Kaz catch up on all things life! Peter shares his newfound passion for cold-water swimming (and the VERY painful side effects of freezing sea dips), while Abbey introduces us to Coco, the newest four-legged addition to the Crouch householdâmuch to Peter's complete lack of control!
We also hear your hilarious Ask Us Anything submissions, including a listener who is at breaking point over her partnerâs endless "livin' the dream" catchphrase, and a full-on airport meltdown after a last-minute holiday booking goes off the rails. In our wedding dilemma, we help an anonymous listener figure out how to choose a Maid of Honour without causing total friendship warfare!
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00:00 Introduction & Sickness Chat
01:31 Health Kick & Cold Sea Swims
04:33 Man to Man Cold Water Side Effects
05:55 Meet Coco! The New Crouch Family Member
07:47 A Catchphrase Driven to the Edge
10:38 Embellishing Stories & Little Lies
12:09 Airport Meltdowns & Last Minute Holidays
16:00 The Packing Tips Dilemma
17:03 AMA: The Maid of Honour Dilemma
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Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.- On todayâs episode of The Therapy Crouch, Abbey and Peter are back with updates on their chaotic house renovations, new family additions, and an eye-watering trip to a local farm shop that left them ÂŁ116 lighter for just four steaks!
We tackle a tough Agony Ab from a coach-side parent whose young lad is struggling with confidence on the football pitch, while Abbey reveals her "win or go home" sideline mentality.
Things get nostalgic as we debate old-school Teletext holidays, MSN Messenger, and collecting Panini football cards versus Football Ultimate Team.
In the Agony Abs, we dive into a super controversial workplace love triangle featuring an "invisible string" affair, where Abbey and Pete don't hold back their thoughts! Plus, we explore sentimental keepsakes, cry-worthy stories, and announce the grand return of Therapy Crouch Matchmaking!
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00:00 Introduction & Meet Coco!
02:54 Camping In Our Renovated House & Gardening Dreams
06:46 Weekly Whines & Paintball Mystery Debates
11:07 Audience Whines Helping Kids Build Football Confidence
15:19 Abbeyâs Makeup Secrets & Word of the Week
21:07 Blind Date vs Modern Dating Apps
23:36 Teletext Holidays, Club Call & Retro Tech
28:02 Farm Shop Shock: ÂŁ116 Steaks & Football Cards
40:36 Agony Ab: The Workplace Affair & "Invisible String" Drama
46:08 Sentimental Keepsakes, Hair Clippings & Sweet Memories
2:03 Therapy Crouch Matchmaking Is Back!
00:00 Introduction & Meet Coco!
02:57 Camping In Our Renovated House & Gardening Dreams
06:46 Weekly Whines & Paintball Mystery Debates
11:07 Audience Whines Helping Kids Build Football Confidence
15:19 Abbeyâs Makeup Secrets & Word of the Week
21:07 Blind Date vs Modern Dating Apps
23:36 Teletext Holidays, Club Call & Retro Tech
28:02 Farm Shop Shock: ÂŁ116 Steaks & Football Cards
40:36 Agony Ab: The Workplace Affair & "Invisible String" Drama
46:08 Sentimental Keepsakes, Hair Clippings & Sweet Memories
2:03 Therapy Crouch Matchmaking Is Back!
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Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. - On todayâs episode of The Therapy Crouch, Abbey and Peter are back as they dive straight into some hilarious home wardrobe malfunctions, missing underwear mysteries, and getting back on the health wagon. Peter reveals why he's ditching the tight Calvins, and the pair debate the age-old question: what makes a glute truly solid?
In the Agony Abs, we tackle a sticky bridesmaid situation where a listener is being asked to pay for everything, and a best man facing an ultimate dilemma after a wild night involving a traffic cone in Prague! Plus, in a workplace AMA, we try to solve a full-blown Secret Santa mystery featuring a can of Lynx Africa and a furious boss!
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00:00 Introduction
03:07 The Great Underwear Mystery
05:51 Getting On The Health Wagon
09:28 Bridesmaid Fees Breakdown
13:17 The Prague Traffic Cone Incident
16:17 AMA: The Lynx Africa Secret Santa Scandal
21:40 Paintball Revenge Stories
To contact us:
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Website: https://thetherapycrouch.com/
For more from Peter
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Our clips channel
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Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. - On todayâs episode of The Therapy Crouch, Abbey and Pete are back in the UKâsquatting in their own garage amidst full-blown house renovation chaos! The sun is shining, the garden veg is thriving, but Peteâs weekly whine is off to a rocky start thanks to hay fever, pond-side seating, and heatwaves.
Pete opens up about getting stitched up in the Hamptons when he traded doing his famous robot dance for making Abbey sing Lady Gagaâs Shallow completely sober in front of 200 people! Meanwhile, the guys discuss restaurant etiquetteâspecifically, whether youâve ever had the guts to send a bottle of wine back after a sommelier incident involving sulfur notes and raw cabbage.
In this week's Weekly Whines, we hear from a listener worried heâs turning "too femme" for his wife after getting the ICK for sunbathing face down, ordering a 'Pink Innocence' mocktail in a massive fishbowl, and getting heavily into yoga and meditation.
Plus, Abbey and Pete kick off their epic 90s vs 2020s Nostalgia Battle! From Panda Pops vs Prime, WKD & Bacardi Breezers vs Espresso Martinis, to Gladiators vs Love Island, and buying physical CDs vs hijacking each other's Spotify accountsâwe settle what was truly elite.
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00:00 Introduction & Garage Life
02:55 Hamptons Karaoke Embarrassment
08:37 Sending Wine Back: Cabbage & Sewage
10:37 ChatGPT & AI Diet Plans
14:45 Weekly Whine: The "Pink Innocence" Ick
22:15 House Renovations & TV Wall Disputes
26:05 US vs UK Tipping Culture 28:07 America's Plastic Problem
31:32 90s vs 2020s: Panda Pops vs Prime
33:29 Peteâs Isle of Wight Dance Competition Lie
36:54 90s vs 2020s: Breezers, WKD & 0% Lagers
43:09 Gladiators vs Love Island
45:03 CDs & Lyric Booklets vs Spotify
47:59 Abbey's Portugal "Leaking" Incident
To contact us:
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For more from Peter:
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Our clips channel:
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Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. - On today's AMA episode of The Therapy Crouch, Abbey and Peter are back answering your questions, and as always, the conversation heads in some very unexpected directions.
From Peter looking back on his experience at the World Cup Final and the chaos of the half-time show, to a chat about celebrity encounters, family life and some surprisingly competitive households, there's plenty of laughs along the way. The pair also dive into your questions on AI, whether technology is making life easier or a little bit scarier, before somehow ending up discussing relationships, keeping the spark alive and some very questionable bedroom advice.
As always, nothing is off limits in this week's AMA, with honest opinions, ridiculous stories and plenty of classic Therapy Crouch chaos.
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00:00 Introduction
00:40 World Cup Final Debrief
03:20 The Half-Time Show
05:10 Behind The Scenes Stories
09:30 Sponsor Break
10:36 Celebrity Encounters & TV
13:30 Biggest Life Achievements
15:10 Competitive Families
17:20 Is AI Taking Over?
18:30 Modern Relationships
21:15 Keeping The Spark Alive
23:50 Listener Questions & Final Laughs
To contact us:
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Website:
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For more from Peter
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For more from Abbey
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Our clips channel
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Welcome to the Therapy Crouch! The smash hit podcast from Abbey Clancy and Peter Crouch. Join us on our weekly episodes where we will be exploring the trials and tribulations experienced by us, and you the listener, as we navigate our way through complex relationships. Enter into our safe space where nothing is off limits and expect some tears, tantrums and plenty of laughs along the way. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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