Life Uncut

Hey Lifers! Grab the tissues for this one, it's Keeshia's very last episode with us.

Britt's off-the-shoulder wardrobe malfunction nearly gives poor Lachy a heart attack, the girls compare their infamous "keyword" notes, and we unpack the great Butter Yellow Instagram takeover of 2026 (and how the algorithm knows exactly which conspiracy theory to serve you next). There's also a deep dive into the emergency alert conspiracy rabbit hole, and a quiche-making disaster.
Then it's time to say goodbye. We take a walk down memory lane through five and a half years of Keeshia, from the 40-minutes-late first lunch meeting in Bondi, to the wedding dress airport security saga, to a truly staggering amount of bin chat. It's emotional, it's chaotic, and it's very, very us.
To close things out, we play the most divisive voice memo in Life Uncut history: a guy who sent his date an extremely detailed message about needing to "test sexual compatibility" on a second date, and debate whether brutal honesty like that deserves applause or side-eye. Naturally, that leads us back to the greatest voice memo of all time: the man who followed up a month of silence with a 10-second recording of a fart he found on the internet. We need your rogue voice memo stories, send them in.
TIMESTAMPS
00:00 - Intro: Britt's see-through top mishap and the Butter Yellow Instagram takeover
05:30 - Keeshia’s Aus Alert conspiracy rabbit hole
10:00 - Laura’s quiche disaster
15:30 - Keeshia’s goodbye
22:30 - Keeshia's five-and-a-half-year walk down memory lane
32:30 - Voice memo etiquette and the viral "sexual compatibility"
48:30 - THE fart voice memo, plus sucks, sweets and Keeshia's final sign-off
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Hosted by Britt Hockley & Laura Byrne
Produced by Keeshia Pettit
Video Produced by Vanessa Beckford & Lachy Pugsley
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Welcome back to Ask Uncut where we answer your deep, dark and burning questions! If you missed last Wednesday's episode, yes, it's true, and yes we're still crying about it. This is Keeshia’s last ask uncut and vibe so she is doing a bit of a 5 in 1 recommendation.
Vibes and unsubscribes this week:
Keeshia: swapping the TV for a nightly run of five dinner-table games
Wordle
Worldle
Connections
Quizl
Cryptl
Britt https://www.primevideo.com/detail/0Q999XN4E5P0ECAW88RU05ZXLT
Laura World War II With Tom Hanks
Then we get into your questions!
HE'S KEEPING A SCORED LOG OF OUR SEX LIFE
I recently found out my partner keeps a log of our sex life - dates, locations, what we did, and a rating out of ten. He's also noted that he's not satisfied and that it's "too vanilla." Is this normal behaviour for a man in his 40s?
HE TOLD ME MY KISSING STYLE ISN'T FOR HIM
We've just started being intimate and he kindly let me know my kissing style isn't up his alley - apparently I move my jaw too much. I've only ever kissed one way. How do you actually kiss "differently"?
MY BOYFRIEND'S CONSERVATIVE VIEWS ARE MAKING ME QUESTION EVERYTHING
I'm a 28-year-old woman of colour who's found someone chivalrous, funny and affectionate except he doesn't believe in transpeople, is against workplace inclusivity, and thinks a woman's body count shouldn't exceed his. I lied about mine. Is this a dealbreaker?
CAN I PULL OUT OF BEING A BRIDESMAID A MONTH OUT?
My friend of 20 years is getting married in four weeks and I'm a bridesmaid, but I can't stand her fiancé and I'm starting to worry he might be controlling behind closed doors. Can I bail?

Timestamps
00:00 – Welcome back + catching up after last Wednesday's big news
05:53 – Vibes
16:01 – Q1: He's keeping a scored log of our sex life
26:49 – Q2: He told me my kissing style isn't for him
34:37 – Q3: My boyfriend's conservative views are making me question everything
43:53 – Q4: Can I pull out of being a bridesmaid a month out?
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Hosted by Britt Hockley & Laura Byrne
Produced by Keeshia Pettit
Video Produced by Vanessa Beckford & Lachy Pugsley
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Welcome to Offcuts, where we chat about whatever piqued our interest this week in a light, fun little package to send you off on your weekend!
We chat:
Andrew Tate got arrested in Florida
“Floating princess energy" at every woman who's ever romanticised a bad relationship
The all-you-can-eat buffet copping backlash for warning diners they've smashed their calorie count
Dissh's two extra weeks of paid leave for parents. Thought leadership or discrimination against the child-free?
Stella and Filip's shock Married At First Sight breakup, and the phone call that's sparked a much bigger conversation about breakup etiquette
Timestamps
0:00 — Welcome back to Offcuts, Laura and Britt reunite in person
0:48 — Andrew Tate's arrest outfit breaks the internet
5:22 — “Floating princess energy"
10:47 — All-you-can-eat buffet calls out your calorie count mid-order
18:51 — Dissh's new parental leave policy
28:36 — Stella and Filip's shock MAFS breakup

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Hosted by Britt Hockley & Laura Byrne
Produced by Keeshia Pettit & Lachy Pugsley
Video Produced by Vanessa Beckford & Lachy Pugsley
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Hey lifers!
Our guest Ask Uncut is back with a special guest to help unpack your deep and burning questions! It’s Urzila Carlson, comedian, actor and certified petty queen, back for her THIRD time on the pod!
You can listen/watch her other episodes here:
A Tracksuit Pants & A Puffer Jacket Movie Star - Uncut with Urzila Carlson
GAGS, GUNS AND GRENADES - Uncut with Urzila Carlson
We kick things off with Urzila's pettiest hill to die on: an airport baggage carousel showdown that turns into a full-blown "if you're going to be an asshole, I'm going to out-asshole you" saga, plus the diamond engagement ring she flatly refuses to give back to her cheating ex.
Then we get into it cheating in queer relationships, dating (or very much not dating) after divorce, and protecting her kids from the revolving door of new partners.
Then we jump into your questions!
MY DAD IS DATING THREE WOMEN AND WE FOUND OUT HE'S SEEING HIS EX TOO
My parents got divorced five years ago and my dad has been dating ever since. He's currently seeing three different women (none of whom are officially his "girlfriend"), and my sisters and I just found out via his iPad that he's also back with his ex. He lies to us about seeing her because he knows we don't like her. Do we say something, or is this none of our business?
MY NEIGHBOUR GOT FINED $800 FOR HER BARKING DOG AND IT WAS MY FAULT
I complained to the council about my neighbour's dog barking all day and night. I didn't expect them to actually act on it. She's now been fined $800 and I've heard she's not in a great financial position. The dog has finally stopped barking, but I feel like a monster. Do I come clean, or try to anonymously help her pay it off?
I LIED AND SAID I WAS A MORNING PERSON TO IMPRESS MY BOYFRIEND
Eighteen months ago, early in our relationship, I told my boyfriend I was a morning person because he loves sunrise walks and coffee dates. I am not a morning person. We've now moved in together, my alarm goes off at 5:45am every day, and I hate my life. Do I finally tell him the truth?
I'M EIGHT MONTHS PREGNANT AND MY PARTNER IS WORRIED HE WON'T GET ENOUGH OF MY TIME
My partner has mentioned a few times that he's concerned I won't have enough time or love for him once the baby arrives. It's made me feel like I'm mothering him instead of building a family with him. Am I being hormonal, or is this a red flag?
We also get the full, chaotic story behind the name of Urzila's new show Fatty On A Yacht, including the time she showed up to what she thought was a mate's dad's tinny for a fishing trip... and it was actually a super yacht party, complete with a Bluey life jacket and a life jacket she later bought secondhand and power-washed herself.
You can get tickets to Urzila’s show here
Follow her on instagram
And check out her website here
Tour dates
TV show


⏱️ TIMESTAMPS
0:00 — Intro & welcoming back Urzila Carlson
1:32 — Urzila's pettiest hill: airports, queue-jumpers & road rage
4:55 — The diamond ring she's refusing to give back to her cheating ex
10:09 — Dating since her divorce & protecting her kids
14:19 — Q1: My dad is dating three women and we found out he's seeing his ex too
20:03 — Q2: My neighbour got fined $800 for her barking dog and it was my fault
28:16 — Q3: I lied and said I was a morning person to impress my boyfriend
33:11 — Q4: I'm eight months pregnant and my partner is worried about getting enough of my time
41:13 — The story behind her new show, Fatty On A Yacht

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Hosted by Laura Byrne & Keeshia Pettit
Produced by Keeshia Pettit
Video Produced by Vanessa Beckford & Lachy Pugsley
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This week we sit down with Alexa Leary; two-time Paralympic gold medallist, world record holder, and author of Sink or Swim. You might know her as Lex. You definitely know that viral clip of her dancing in Paris. In 2021, Lex was 19 and training to be a professional triathlete when a cycling accident left her with one of the most severe traumatic brain injuries Royal Brisbane Hospital had ever seen. She wasn't supposed to survive. She had seven brain operations. Doctors told her family twice to come and say goodbye. Three years later, she broke the world record in Paris.
Lex talks about what life with a TBI actually looks like day to day: the four years of memory wiped, waking up not knowing where she is, the boyfriend she couldn't remember, and the really dark period she's written about in her book for the first time. She is funny, warm, completely unfiltered, and has a really unique perspective on her second life.
We chat:
The accident and the miracle chain of events that saved her
Four to five years of memory wiped - including her relationship, her best friend, and a tattoo she has no memory of getting
What a traumatic brain injury actually looks like from the inside & the stuff nobody sees
The really low period in the middle of it all, and what she wants anyone in that place to know
How swimming went from rehab to two gold medals and a world record in Paris
The quantum healer who predicted her medal haul from the ICU and was right
Her new book and the chapter she never thought she’d share
Timestamps
0:00 — Introducing Lex
8:40 — The accident, the miracle chain that saved her, and 111 days in hospital
17:10 — Four years of memory wiped — including her mum, her boyfriend, and a tattoo she doesn't remember
21:10 — The invisible side of TBI nobody sees behind the gold medals
27:20 — How swimming went from rehab to two gold medals in Paris
34:25 — Standing on the podium — and the viral dancing moment
42:00 — New music, the LA Paralympics, and what's next
You can follow Lex on Instagram and grab Sink or Swim

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Hosted by Britt Hockley & Laura Byrne
Produced by Keeshia Pettit
Video Produced by Vanessa Beckford & Lachy Pugsley
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