Binchtopia

In honor of Binchtopia's recent foray into the world of unscripted television, Allegra is back in the stu for an essential and necessary exercise: ranking the most iconic reality TV moments of all time. Join the girlies as they recap legendary monologues, crash outs, smackdowns and so much more! Digressions include Allegra being Geese-negative, new eyewitness testimony from the Peltz-Beckham wedding, and doing slut drops for the craic.
This is a teaser for a Patreon-exclusive episode. To listen to the full episode and access over 50 bonus episodes, mediasodes, and our monthly news broadcast What the Hell Sure NEWS, visit patreon.com/binchtopia and become a patron today.

For the 2026 Valentine Hotline, Julia picks up the phone solo to hear binchies' love queries and offer advice to lonely hearts. Essential questions include: What if my partner is too perfect? Why am I having dreams about an old flame? Should I get green card married at 24? Plus, a shonking update from last year's Hotline caller who dated a firefighter who only paid in cash. Digressions include Alex Honnold being a deadbeat Dad, the male urge to blow up a woman's life, and keeping an eye out for The Killer.
This episode was produced by Julia Hava and Kylie Finnigan and edited by Livi Burdette.
8:00 — Coping when your ex moves on too fast
14:58 — Breaking up with someone who was "too perfect"
19:06 — Sober and spiraling without romantic distractions
26:01 — Never been in a relationship and feeling behind
29:44 — Should women make the first move?
35:05 — UPDATE: the cash-paying firefighter saga
44:32 — Reoccurring dreams about a childhood best friend
50:02 — Ring shopping followed by a sudden breakup
56:30 — Staying hopeful about love after getting hurt
1:02:13 — Do I actually hate my boyfriend?

Julia and Eliza team up for another bad book club episode in which they review Colleen Hoover's newest work of experimental autofiction: Woman Down. In a suspenseful story that is definitely not based on CoHo's life at all, an author who has been brutally and unfairly CANCELED goes to crazy lengths to break her writer's block, even taking it to a place of copaganda. Digressions include Taylor Swift's subpoenaed text messages, Eliza recapping her personal Rabiesgate, and apt comparisons to Hunter S Thompson.







This is a teaser for a Patreon-exclusive episode. To listen to the full episode and access over 50 bonus episodes, mediasodes, and our monthly news broadcast What the Hell Sure NEWS, visit patreon.com/binchtopia and become a patron today.

In the first episode of a two-part series, Julia is joined by Binchtopia favorite Allegra Chapman to lovingly dissect the mind-bending genre of reality TV. The girlies trace its evolution from chaotic human experimentation into neoliberal propaganda, mapping the multiverse across TLC, E!, MTV, and Bravo while decoding the cultural logic each network normalizes along the way. Digressions include the ultimate guide to landing yourself a cruise bae, Boston as a cosmic punishment, and Allegra's short-lived stint as a puck bunny.
This episode was produced by Julia Hava and Kylie Finnigan and edited by Livi Burdette. 
Check out Allegra's radio show here: https://kpiss.fm/show/reverse-library/ 
To support the podcast on Patreon and access 50+ bonus episodes, mediasodes, and more, visit patreon.com/binchtopia and become a patron today.
SOURCES
Cue the Sun! By Emily Nussbaum
Everything old is new again: reality television celebrity, the Hollywood studio system, and the battle for control of one's image
'For the first time in ________ history…': microcelebrity and/as historicity in reality TV competitions
Neoliberal exploitation in reality television: youth, health and the spectacle of celebrity 'concern'
Queen for a Day - Partial 1956 episode
Reality Television: a Neoliberal Theater of Suffering
Reality TV The Work of Being Watched by Mark Andrejevic  
The Dark Side of "Reality TV": Professional Ethics and the Treatment of "Reality"-Show Participants
Uncomfortable Television
UNDERSTANDING THE AMERICAN DREAM FROM KARDASHIAN FAMILY THROUGH KEEPING UP WITH THE KARDASHIAN REALITY SHOW

Julia is joined by cacklers Nick and Chase for their very first venture into the cursed depths of Reddit's Am I The Asshole. Horrors include: a husband's mysterious gaycation to Ibiza, a black market Labubu deal, a fuckboi horse with navy blue hay, and a man who is enchanted by his server's gongerous scalp. Plus, Chase's formative years herding sheep in Arizona, the sacred right to be rude at work, and personal legal drama… ALLEGEDLY!
For more Nick and Chase, check out their podcast Mumbling and Cackling!







This is a teaser for a Patreon-exclusive episode. To listen to the full episode and access over 50 bonus episodes, mediasodes, and our monthly news broadcast What the Hell Sure NEWS, visit patreon.com/binchtopia and become a patron today.