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Mercury retrograde got me after I was making fun last week, and my mic was a mess throughout this recording and I didn't realise until afterwards. Anyway Brent did some things and it sounds cute for the most part! Anyyywaayyy my mum blessed us with her presence. Enjoy! If you want to support the children's home and leave my mum a cute message, here's the link: https://childoflightfoundation.enthuse.com/profile

What a chunky episode!
From the Arcadia home surrogacy scams to the terrible behaviour of BAFTA and BBC regarding the fallout from John Davidson's Tourettes tics, it has been a wild week!
Met police dropping people in it as per usual.
May Jon Reuben the christian pastor, doing the most vile things; rot.

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Prince Andrew Mountbatten-Windsor got arrested on his birthday and that is all the papers are talking about. Something feels fishy to me though?
Let me know what you think.
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Jim Ratcliffe needs to focus on real colonisers and pay tax.
Keir Starmer is about to lose it how he got it.
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