Self Care is Sexy

Today's show is the how to hack on prioritizing! “I’ll get to some self-care once everything else is done.” How many times have you said that this week? For most of us, self-care sits at the very bottom of a never-ending to-do list—a "nice-to-have" goal that we only reach if the stars align and the dishes are done. In today’s episode, we’re flipping the script. We’re moving self-care out of the "someday" category and into the "standard operating procedure" category. We explore why treating your well-being as a rule rather than a goal is the only way to actually sustain your energy, your mental health, and your joy.

The "New Year, New You" industrial complex is back, and frankly, it’s toxic af. This week, we’re opting out of the annual ritual of self-loathing disguised as "goal setting." If you’re tired of the all-or-nothing trap that leaves you feeling like a failure by January 10th, this episode is your permission slip to stay exactly as you are. We’re diving into:Why the "overhaul" mentality is actually a scam designed to sell you shit you don't needThe radical power of doing less and why it’s not "laziness" but going with the seasons  How to embrace the "Current Me" instead of chasing a "Future Me" who doesn't even exist yetDitch the tired idea of overhaul, resolutions, and new habit building, and let’s get real about self-care and what's gotta go! 

The holidays are officially here! 🎄✨ But let’s be real: between the endless gift lists, the social calendar gymnastics, and that one relative who always asks about your "plans for the future," your stress levels might be higher than Santa Snoop come Christmas Eve. In this episode, we’re ditching the $200 spa packages and the "treat yourself" shopping hauls that leave your bank account crying. We’re diving into the ultimate guide to holiday self-care that costs $0 (or very close to it). Whether you’re feeling burnt out or just want to protect your peace this season, we’ve got the tips to help you reclaim your joy without breaking the bank.

Let's be real, you argue with yourself more than anyone else. Should I have that second cookie? Is this email professional enough? Why did I just say that out loud?! 🤦‍♀️ Our inner voice is loud, persistent, and sometimes, a total asshole. But what if we could harness all that mental energy for good? In this hilarious and surprisingly insightful episode, we’re breaking down the science of inner dialogue and sharing practical, no-BS tips for making your self-talk your secret weapon instead of your biggest stressor. Consider this your official guide to taming the mental chaos and transforming those endless self-arguments into real, actionable self-care wins.Tune in—your brain will thank you! 🧠✨😂

💅 The Essential 'Basic Bitch' Self-Care Survival Guide ☕Let's be real: Self-care doesn't always have to be a silent retreat in Bali or a five-day digital detox. Sometimes, the most effective self-care is also the most wonderfully basic.In this episode, we're ditching the expensive wellness gurus and diving head-first into the simple, cliché, yet undeniably comforting rituals we all secretly love. Think pumpkin spice lattes, a perfectly curated Target run (alone!), the crunch of an autumn leaf on a hot girl walk, and the pure bliss of a new sheet mask after a long day.We're tackling why these "basic" moves are actually brilliant acts of self-love and exactly how to stop feeling guilty for enjoying them. Plus, we'll reveal the true emotional power of a freshly painted nude manicure.Tune in to discover how embracing your inner Basic Bitch can be the easiest, most enjoyable, and most effective way to refill your cup. Because frankly, you deserve that cozy blanket and a binge-watch session. Ready to get basic? Hit subscribe and let's get our low-effort, high-impact self-care on!