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The Fifth Column

Kmele Foster, Michael Moynihan, and Matt Welch
The Fifth Column
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    Ten Years of The Fifth Column (#551)

    2026/04/02 | 2h 46 mins.
    The Fifth Column marks ten years with a live, loose, alcohol-assisted celebration featuring Thor Halvorssen, Pete Meijer, Olivia Reingold, Nick Gillespie, and Nancy Rommelmann, with stops along the way for Venezuela, culture war absurdity, Jewish identity, sexual politics, old stories, new grievances, and the usual refusal to keep anything on the rails.
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    Cuba, Race, and the American Category Problem w/Ted Henken (Members Only #312)

    2026/03/31 | 18 mins.
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    Oh, and Wednesday marks the 10th anniversary of this show, yes, on April Fools’. Can you fucking believe it? Join us for the only appropriate celebration, a LIVE late-night shitfest of alcohol, probable technical mishaps, and some very special guests.
    -Theodore Henken, plantanified yuma
    -Why America still can’t quit Cuba
    -Cuba and the full moon were made f…
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    The Limits of Sound and Fury w/ Rahm Emanuel (Members Only #311)

    2026/03/28 | 18 mins.
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    * Maybe I wasn’t exactly a prince
    * Why nobody should want to stay in Washington too long
    * The worst job in politics
    * The ACA, “the three children,” and the birth of the Tea Party
    * The Great Recession and losing your ticket to the American dream
    * Trump didn’t invent the anger, he captured it
    * The no-drinking-until-the-mics-are-off rule
    * In the Oval Office, the choice is…
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    Is Apple Still Apple? #550 (w/ David Pogue)

    2026/03/26 | 1h 23 mins.
    Kmele loves Apple products…maybe a little too much. But what a perfect guest to talk all things related to this monster company and how it’s shaped American culture and the globe as a whole.
    -The Newton saved Apple
    -What Kmele does with Apple products in the shower
    -The underdog with taste
    -Why Matt Welch hates Macs
    -On getting access to Apple
    -Project Titan and the $10 billion heartbreak
    -Apple as a medical device company
    -Still a Steve Jobs disciple of focus
    -Apple made China and China made Apple
    -Where there is no will, there’s a way
    -New locations for Apple manufacturing
    -On the fantasy of bringing it back to the US
    -Apple Intelligence, deepfakes, and doing AI the “right” way
    -All it takes is a Congressperson having sex with a sheep
    -Anthropic, cheating, and the possible jobs apocalypse
    -The long runway
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    The Hungarian Road to Havana (Members Only #310)

    2026/03/24 | 25 mins.
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    -Celine Dion, slightly less stiff
    -Every headline out of Hungary is insane
    -The Orbán character arc
    -The Polish miracle
    -Conservative 2Pac in the Borat republic
    -Cuba is falling apart, Hasan Piker is thriving
    -Cuba’s healthcare miracle, minus aspirin
    -Why pseudo-intellectuals love communist field trips
    -The pig whose vocal cords had to go
    -Trump’s zigzagging is …

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About The Fifth Column

Your weekly rhetorical assault on the on the news cycle, the people who make it, and occasionally ourselves. Kmele Foster (Freethink), Michael Moynihan (Vice), and Matt Welch (Reason) talk and laugh and drink their way to at least quasi-sanity in a world gone mad, often with the aid of clean and articulate guests. Weekly Members Only subscription edition often comes with listener mail and professional-quality (if inappropriate) singing. Analysis. Commentary. Sedition. www.wethefifth.com
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