My Momma Told Me

Originally performed and taped at The Mint in Los Angeles, California on June 24, 2026.

0:00 Intro (Langston’s pants)

8:15 Is Adrien Broner okay?

15:45 Guests: Deante’ Kyle and Big Ice Cup Kat from the ‘Grits and Eggs Podcast’

19:15 ‘The Blackest’ game

40:30 The ‘Quid Pro Quo Ho’ game

1:01:50 The “Lil’ Momma Love Connection’ game with Maud Arnold

1:35:55 Q&A and outro
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Has Elon Musk succumbed to his own creation, the Neuralink? Langston and David sit down with comedian Del Amo Manny to explore how this terrifying technology has already permeated the universe as well as answer a listener voicemail about putting purses on the floor.

0:00 Cold open: Juneteenth and oil men

14:31 Early Facebook shenanigans

25:19 Conspiracy: All of Elon Musk’s erratic behavior can be explained by the Neuralink chip

55:30 Gods shouldn’t be buff / what if Jesus was fat?

1:07:50 #LetLangstonDance

1:09:27 Listener voicemail: Don’t put your purse on the floor, it’ll make you go broke
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Are social media trends just a thinly veiled strategy to collect data on us? Comedian and friend of the show Will Miles joins Langston and David to discuss that possibility, as well as answer a voicemail about how antidepressants are more prevalent among white people.

0:00 Robots kicking children in China

8:45 Conspiracy: Every social media trend is a psy-op

36:00 Racial slurs and their rules

41:50 What’s wrong with industry plants?

56:10 Voicemail: White people know secrets about SSRIs
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Does having a dream about a fish presage pregnancy? If so, for whom? Langston and David sit down with hilarious friend of the show Mandal to discuss the powers that our dreams may carry. Then, they listen to a voicemail about whether dinosaurs really went extinct...or simply evolved. Finally, they explore the veracity of Steve Harvey's hair during his early career.
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Could Dr. Umar’s dream of establishing and operating an alternative school for black children actually come to life? Langston and David get together (in David's house!) to react to new video evidence — straight from the horse’s mouth.
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