My Momma Told Me

Is the government using Black social media users to study human behavior? Langston and David are joined by journalist-presenter Nina Parker to discuss how modern tech could be insidiously exploiting the Black community. Then, they answer a voicemail about the location of Dr. Umar’s charter school.

0:00 Prolapse cold open

8:58 A very weapons intro

17:24 Conspiracy: They never stopped experimenting on Black people

33:21 Content creation = drug dealing?

43:52 Newspapers, novels, smut

52:34 Internet posturing

58:04 Skincare for men

1:03:12 Voicemail: Dr. Umar’s school is in Delaware
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Will eating the chalaza of an egg give you salmonella? Langston and David are joined by comedian-actress Zainab Johnson to question if we shouldn’t be eating the white film on egg yolks. Then, they answer a voicemail about NBA megastar Stephen Curry.

0:00 Cold open: Extraordinary genitals

6:45 A very The-Dream intro

13:01 Michael Jackson’s vulnerability in ‘Will You Be There’

22:15 Katt Williams anecdote

26:52 Conspiracy: Never eat the chalaza of an egg

37:47 Unironically wearing Kangol hats

47:02 Talent vs. decency

52:42 Voicemail: Steph Curry uplifts white hoopers
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How many people are deceitfully claiming autism or ADHD to explain away bad behavior? Langston and David answer three listener voicemails, including one positing that self-diagnosed neurodivergence has gone too far.

0:00 A very low and sultry intro

3:46 Getting recognized in public

6:08 Boosie BadAzz got scammed

19:00 Fighting in prison

26:34 Voicemail 1: Langston’s secret…?

28:28 Voicemail 2: Light-eyed bigotry

32:35 Voicemail 3: The spectrum ain’t spectrum-ing
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Does a man’s choice of facial hair expose his personality? Langston and David sit down to answer a handful of voicemails, including one about how men choose to adorn their faces betray the content of their souls.

0:00 Intro: Jamaican patois teacher

16:13 Voicemail 1: Cannibalism FIFA

21:25 Voicemail 2: Black people are not Native Americans

27:05 The biracial experience, revisited

34:30 Voicemail 3: Stripper names could be nicknames

42:01 Voicemail 4: Men’s facial hair reveal their character

50:06 Voicemail 5: Sucking on breasts enlarges them

55:05 Other mammals’ genitals
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Are people with dwarfism being harmed for the sake of advancing cosmetic surgeries? Langston and David are joined by actor-comedian Denny Love to discuss truly one of the craziest theories ever put forth in the history of this podcast.

0:00 Cold Open: Black Happy Birthday

4:12 Almost soiling your pants

12:11 Yelling out of the car

18:29 Intro: Soundboard shenanigans

24:48 Conspiracy theory: Little people are being targetted for BBL research

43:43 Is this theory…hate speech?

50:19 What the “research” says

57:52 Nicknames, reprised

1:01:35 Voicemail: Yung Miami is kid-maxxing

1:05:43 Bathroom emergencies, revisited

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https://www.etsy.com/shop/MamaGiasStuff
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