My Momma Told Me

Are they leading our species to extinction because we’re having too much fun? Langston and David sit down with the ageless Mariah Smith to discuss the end of the world as we know it and how to cope with that.

0:00 Cold open: Sports vs theater

3:22 Intro: Aspirations and checkpoints

11:01 How old is Mariah?

15:20 Conspiracy: They want the planet to die

21:53 Mariah’s favorite is…Ed Sheeran?

31:10 Getting cryogenically frozen

38:45 How long do we have as a species?

42:38 (Hypothetical) deceitfulness as a way of life

49:38 Voicemail: Civilization dies in comfort

55:23 Compulsive lying for sport, reprised
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Are shady powers behind the once-viral mobile game Pokémon GO? Langston and David are joined by guitarist and former Pokémon GO player Brian Robert Jones to discuss the possibility that the popular game was harnessed for wicked purposes.

0:00 Cold open: Steppers, criminality, racial slurs

6:48 Intro: David’s treasonous ways

10:57 Smokey Robinson trying to pronounce Chanukah

20:10 Jar Jar Binks (!!!)

28:25 Conspiracy: Pokémon GO was a CIA plant

44:50 Slavery was the big lick

51:57 Fandom, fame, fitness, fishing

1:13:31 Homemade wine and new cocktail technology

1:19:30 Boundaries between teachers and students

1:25:34 Being tracked by the Apple Watch
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Has the biblical serpent Leviathan risen? Langston and David are joined by comedian Kiry Shabazz to discuss the scenarios in which we can eat, or be eaten by, the mythical sea beast. Then, they answer a listener voicemail about Terrence Howard’s porn habits.

0:00 Using the car back-up camera

7:10 Rappers acting as themselves in movies

12:20 Why the American accents in ‘The Odyssey’?

18:30 Denzel as a gateway into Shakespeare

27:45 Intro: The new soundboard

34:20 Smokey Robinson promoting (?) the gang life

37:15 The whimsical Baltimore accent

42:45 British rap…nah

49:00 What happened to white music culture?

54:15 Conspiracy: The Leviathan has risen

1:02:40 Do you worry that the Leviathan will eat you?

1:04:55 The unbelievable Langston car accident story

1:11:43 Voicemail: Terrence Howard watches incest porn
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What does it say about America that we're obsessed with a deformed raccoon? Langston and David are joined by the brilliant actress Bresha Webb (Run the World, Marlon) to discuss Jimothy the internet sensation as well as answer a voicemail about the lost artifacts of slavery.

0:00 Cold open: Ranch and barbecue sauce

2:27 Jimothy the raccoon

8:40 The struggles of a no-neck existence

17:38 Acting roles bleeding into life

31:27 Why’d they name Jimothy slave-style???

35:48 Bigfoot, aliens, and Asian neighbors

52:11 Listener voicemail: Where are all the slave ships?

1:00:26 White people practicing whips
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Do cannibals live amongst us? Could we be unwittingly partaking in such a horrifying act? Langston and David explore the possibility of human meat consumption in our present and/or future. Then, they respond to an email about Big Soda potentially suppressing upstart beverage brands.

0:00 Cold open: Nicknames as an adult

11:05 Are we post-Julia Roberts as a society?

15:32 Conspiracy theory: We are already cannibals

32:34 A brief Jackie Chan detour

37:46 How would eating people even work?

43:25 How are the men on Love Island not hard all the time?

53:33 Listener email: Tropical Fantasy rumor
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