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My Momma Told Me

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My Momma Told Me
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  • My Momma Told Me

    Neuralink Chips with the Dip (w/ Del Amo Manny)

    2026/07/14 | 1h 28 mins.
    Has Elon Musk succumbed to his own creation, the Neuralink? Langston and David sit down with comedian Del Amo Manny to explore how this terrifying technology has already permeated the universe as well as answer a listener voicemail about putting purses on the floor.

    0:00 Cold open: Juneteenth and oil men

    14:31 Early Facebook shenanigans

    25:19 Conspiracy: All of Elon Musk’s erratic behavior can be explained by the Neuralink chip

    55:30 Gods shouldn’t be buff / what if Jesus was fat?

    1:07:50 #LetLangstonDance

    1:09:27 Listener voicemail: Don’t put your purse on the floor, it’ll make you go broke
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    Old MacSilicon Had a Data Farm (w/ Will Miles)

    2026/07/07 | 1h 14 mins.
    Are social media trends just a thinly veiled strategy to collect data on us? Comedian and friend of the show Will Miles joins Langston and David to discuss that possibility, as well as answer a voicemail about how antidepressants are more prevalent among white people.

    0:00 Robots kicking children in China

    8:45 Conspiracy: Every social media trend is a psy-op

    36:00 Racial slurs and their rules

    41:50 What’s wrong with industry plants?

    56:10 Voicemail: White people know secrets about SSRIs
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    Fish Dreams and Nightmares (with Mandal)

    2026/06/30 | 1h 4 mins.
    Does having a dream about a fish presage pregnancy? If so, for whom? Langston and David sit down with hilarious friend of the show Mandal to discuss the powers that our dreams may carry. Then, they listen to a voicemail about whether dinosaurs really went extinct...or simply evolved. Finally, they explore the veracity of Steve Harvey's hair during his early career.
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    Coach Dr. Umar’s School of Black Excellence (with Langston and David)

    2026/06/23 | 57 mins.
    Could Dr. Umar’s dream of establishing and operating an alternative school for black children actually come to life? Langston and David get together (in David's house!) to react to new video evidence — straight from the horse’s mouth.
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    All R&B Singers Are Scumbags (the Last Episode...For Now.)

    2026/06/16 | 56 mins.
    We've got our tinfoil shower caps on, and we're answering your questions with the one and only Will Ferrell! Psyche. But it is our last episode with iHeart.  Langston and David take your pre-recorded calls to answer the most important questions of the day: Does being a good R&B singer make you a scumbag? Could killing your sex drive be a good thing? It's been a fun ride. Hang around to hear what's next.
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About My Momma Told Me
Comedians Langston Kerman and David Gborie take a deep dive into the most exciting, groundbreaking and sometimes problematic Black conspiracy theories. They’ll have guests cover silly conspiracies, scary conspiracies and conspiracies they learned from that uncle who used to wear jeans when he went swimming in the public pool.
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