My Momma Told Me

Is the Mandela Effect real? Langston and David discuss with Garrick Bernard (Solar Opposites, Star Trek: Lower Decks) about this conspiracy theory that has driven everyone on this earth insane. Did our childhood lie to us? Does the media have much influence to confuse the masses? How many dimensions are we in? We talk Jamie Foxx's freckles, Sinbad vs. Shaq, The Bernstein Bears, and much more - especially butt naked basketball games.
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Y'all are getting a sneak peek of the magic that is our Patreon. Langston and David take three fan voice mails, and our drunk lil mommas never disappoint. Is big gay keeping athelete in the closet so that the hyper visibly queer community can continue to thrive? Is AI confusing real humans with fake reality? Does messing with old men give you worms?! Why are you asking us? We don't know anything. But we'll try to answer your questions anyway.
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Does the flu shot have tracking chips? Langston and David sit down with Tristen J. Winger (So Help Me Todd) about this conspiracy theory, or should we say FACTS?! Software updates, Bluetooth, and Purple Gatorade are making a lot of sense these days. Langston and David malfunction, get a reboot, and open their collective third eyes in this episode. Also, you can't CashApp a baby.
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Comedian Kanisha Buss does believe in dinosaurs or dino nuggets, but she does believe in dragons. Jurassic Park got it wrong! We're begging you to choose between love and a buzz ball. Leave your jeans on at Planet Fitness. Kanisha and Langston reminisce about their time as teachers. Langston still has beef with Game of Thrones stealing light skin dick. David wonders which country got dragons right. Plus, a caller worries glizzies are being stolen from Black people.
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LANGSTON KERMAN'S STAND-UP SPECIAL "BAD POETRY" IS OUT NOW ON NETFLIX
DAVID GBORIE'S STAND-UP SPECIAL "GBIRTH OF A NATION" OUT NOW ON PATREON
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Langston and David answer a listener’s email about Drake’s rap career being an actor endeavor.
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