My Momma Told Me

Are all child stars victims? Langston and David talk with Kid Fury (The Read) about this tragic conspiracy theory. They talk about the infamous sexual assault rumor that roamed the hallways of every middle school about Li'l Bow Wow. How could something so heinous spread so fast and make this rapper call a radio station from Paris? Is this just jealousy and emotional manipulation? Plus, the guys discuss Lil Wayne's virginity story and a disturbing list of other stars who have been exploited by the entertainment industry. You probably won't feel great after this episode, but go find Ginuwine's 106th and Park clip for a good time.
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Bob the Drag Queen makes his debut on the podcast and delivers an extra-large episode. Together, with Langston and David they ask the biggest questions: Who is the hottest person in hip hop? What's the best accent? Better to go to a bad school and have a good home life, or a good school and a bad home life? Who would win in a foot race, Bob, Monét X Change, or Usain Bolt? Should you see your bestie fully nude?
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Does eating black-eyed peas on New Year's Eve bring you good fortune? Langston and David welcome drag superstar Monét X Change (Winner of RuPaul's Drag Race All Stars S4) to discuss this very popular superstition. Why do we cook these legumes? Does this tradition bring good fortune? Also, is a tomato a berry? Of course, we dive into the history of this conspiracy and learn a lot of things along the way: Britney Spears' reggae jam, how to properly eat mangoes, and more importantly...that we're all lucky to be at a Cheesecake Factory.
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Comedian and host of the new Look Back At It podcast, Sam Jay, joins Langston and David with the co-host of her Onsite podcast, Keith Johnson, to figure out what kind of magic Jesus was really bringing to the table. Miracles or willing beer runner? Sam tells us about her stable of whites. She's got a Boston flavor, the boat lover, (n*ggas in Miami need not apply), and a cool 90s surfer. Would the world be a better place if we all saw Jesus as a regular dude? Langston continues the lightskin wars, and David catches a fashion stray.
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Does the Illuminati only comprise Black celebrities? Langston and David sit down with sports journalist and podcaster extraordinaire Jemele Hill (Spolitics Podcast) as the three of them get down to business about the Illuminati, but more specifically, the Black people who make up this infamous secret society. Why aren't there more discussions about white celebrities in the Illuminati? Why isn't Langston's orthopedist in the Illuminati? Is the word "illuminati" Italian? The answers will disappoint you. Lastly, we get an out-of-pocket voicemail about the Black male loneliness epidemic and get to the bottom of white women in cookie monster pajama pants.
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LANGSTON KERMAN'S STAND-UP SPECIAL "BAD POETRY" IS OUT NOW ON NETFLIX
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