My Momma Told Me

Has the biblical serpent Leviathan risen? Langston and David are joined by comedian Kiry Shabazz to discuss the scenarios in which we can eat, or be eaten by, the mythical sea beast. Then, they answer a listener voicemail about Terrence Howard’s porn habits.

0:00 Using the car back-up camera

7:10 Rappers acting as themselves in movies

12:20 Why the American accents in ‘The Odyssey’?

18:30 Denzel as a gateway into Shakespeare

27:45 Intro: The new soundboard

34:20 Smokey Robinson promoting (?) the gang life

37:15 The whimsical Baltimore accent

42:45 British rap…nah

49:00 What happened to white music culture?

54:15 Conspiracy: The Leviathan has risen

1:02:40 Do you worry that the Leviathan will eat you?

1:04:55 The unbelievable Langston car accident story

1:11:43 Voicemail: Terrence Howard watches incest porn
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What does it say about America that we're obsessed with a deformed raccoon? Langston and David are joined by the brilliant actress Bresha Webb (Run the World, Marlon) to discuss Jimothy the internet sensation as well as answer a voicemail about the lost artifacts of slavery.

0:00 Cold open: Ranch and barbecue sauce

2:27 Jimothy the raccoon

8:40 The struggles of a no-neck existence

17:38 Acting roles bleeding into life

31:27 Why’d they name Jimothy slave-style???

35:48 Bigfoot, aliens, and Asian neighbors

52:11 Listener voicemail: Where are all the slave ships?

1:00:26 White people practicing whips
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Do cannibals live amongst us? Could we be unwittingly partaking in such a horrifying act? Langston and David explore the possibility of human meat consumption in our present and/or future. Then, they respond to an email about Big Soda potentially suppressing upstart beverage brands.

0:00 Cold open: Nicknames as an adult

11:05 Are we post-Julia Roberts as a society?

15:32 Conspiracy theory: We are already cannibals

32:34 A brief Jackie Chan detour

37:46 How would eating people even work?

43:25 How are the men on Love Island not hard all the time?

53:33 Listener email: Tropical Fantasy rumor
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Originally performed and taped at The Mint in Los Angeles, California on June 24, 2026.

0:00 Intro (Langston’s pants)

8:15 Is Adrien Broner okay?

15:45 Guests: Deante’ Kyle and Big Ice Cup Kat from the ‘Grits and Eggs Podcast’

19:15 ‘The Blackest’ game

40:30 The ‘Quid Pro Quo Ho’ game

1:01:50 The “Lil’ Momma Love Connection’ game with Maud Arnold

1:35:55 Q&A and outro
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Has Elon Musk succumbed to his own creation, the Neuralink? Langston and David sit down with comedian Del Amo Manny to explore how this terrifying technology has already permeated the universe as well as answer a listener voicemail about putting purses on the floor.

0:00 Cold open: Juneteenth and oil men

14:31 Early Facebook shenanigans

25:19 Conspiracy: All of Elon Musk’s erratic behavior can be explained by the Neuralink chip

55:30 Gods shouldn’t be buff / what if Jesus was fat?

1:07:50 #LetLangstonDance

1:09:27 Listener voicemail: Don’t put your purse on the floor, it’ll make you go broke
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