How Have You Not Seen

Welcome to How Have You Not Seen, a movie podcast where the moon really is what we think it is.

This week, Carson and Caroline celebrate St Patrick (Wilson)'s Day with Roland Emmerich's sci-fi disaster (both in genre and box office performance) movie Moonfall. Is this movie an overlooked genre gem or a bad movie that no one will ever watch again?

This week's important questions:

Is the moon a lesbian?

Why did Carson choose to discuss a movie that literally doesn't exist on this podcast?

What exactly are Roland Emmerich's feelings about the American government?

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Is this movie so bad, even Patrick Wilson can't save it?

Welcome to How Have You Not Seen, a podcast where we've had the time of our lives and we owe it all to you dear listeners.

This week on the podcast, Caroline introduces Carson to (perhaps?) THE iconic 80's romance movie Dirty Dancing.

This week's Important Questions:

They made a sequel to this movie? And a remake?

What does dance mean exactly?

Does Johnny own another pair of pants?

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This Carson's mom's favorite movie?

Welcome to How Have You Not Seen, a podcast where we lift hard, love harder, and watch movies hardest.

This week on the podcast, Caroline help Carson catch up on his 2024 year-end round up by introducing him to Rose Glass' femm bodybuilding romantic crime thriller Love Lies Bleeding.

This week's Important Questions:

The Desert: Beautiful or Terrifying?

He just eatin bugs?

Is all love pain?

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Hey, how many more you got?

Welcome to a brand NEW YEAR of How Have You Not Seen, a podcast people can dream about! We're made of megalon and love bay-bee!!

This week we start the new year by considering what has come before.... in 2024. Carson introduces Caroline to Francis Ford Coppola's decades-in-the-making, bluntly philosophical, tragicomic passion play Megalopolis! Is this a beautiful and richly experimental swan song from one of American cinema's all time greats - or - the incomprehensible ravings of a powerful wine magnate who refuses to be told no?? (it's both, the answer is that it's kinda both)

This week's important questions;

Her name is Wow Platinum?

No but for real, is this movie good or bad or what?

On the George Lucas scale, how self indulgent is all this?

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What is that?