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Chris vs. The People

Chris Klemens
Chris vs. The People
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  • Chris vs. The People

    49: I Stole My Classmates Pee to Pass a Drug Test

    2026/04/21 | 55 mins.
    This week's episode is a special 4/20 edition of Chris vs. the People, and the callers absolutely delivered. The first caller takes us back to 2012 when a casual smoke sesh with her sister turned into a front row seat to the dark side of synthetic weed. Then our next caller shares the wildly eventful story of a Feeld app meetup that took an unexpected detour in the middle of a threesome, and somehow still managed to end with breakfast and a ride home. Finally, the last caller reveals how a family drama involving a snitch of a Mormon cousin, a drug test, and one very dedicated acquaintance led to one of the most unhinged acts of teenage resourcefulness ever recorded. Tune in for laughs, a few PSAs, and stories you genuinely could not make up. As always, the chaos doesn’t end there! Stick around for the Patreon after show for even more wild stories. Catch the after show on https://patreon.com/ChrisKlemens.
    Watch the After Show: https://www.patreon.com/chrisklemens 
    Be On the Show: https://forms.gle/Ti3FwhuZ1ZzTgqUR7
    Audio Episodes (Rate and Review please): https://pod.link/1807678282
    Video Episodes: https://youtube.com/@chrisvsthepeople
    Chris vs. the People After Shows: https://www.patreon.com/chrisklemens 
    Follow the Show:
    • Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/chrisvsthepeople
    • Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@chrisvsthepeople
    Executive Producers: 
    • Chris Klemens (http://youtube.com/chris)
    • Justin Bretter (http://justinbretter.com)
    Producer:
    • Gogo Zoger (https://instagram.com/thegogolicious)
    Editor:
    • Justin Bretter (http://instagram.com/fieldsobriety)
  • Chris vs. The People

    48: I Slept With Both of My Bosses

    2026/04/14 | 53 mins.
    This week on Chris vs. the People, the workplace has never looked wilder…and we mean that in every sense of the word. From a summer camp counselor who took her long weekend a little too seriously at the Jersey Shore, to a fast food employee who discovered her manager had a lot more going on than just running a register, these stories will have you equal parts gasping and cackling. Then we close out with Mrs. Diva herself, a woman in corporate America who found a very unconventional way to get home from the company party. It's messy, it's unhinged, and it's exactly what your week needed. As always, the chaos doesn’t end there! Stick around for the Patreon after show for even more wild stories. Catch the after show on https://patreon.com/ChrisKlemens.
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    Watch the After Show: https://www.patreon.com/posts/155625098?pr=true
    Be On the Show: https://forms.gle/Ti3FwhuZ1ZzTgqUR7
    Audio Episodes (Rate and Review please): https://pod.link/1807678282
    Video Episodes: https://youtube.com/@chrisvsthepeople
    Chris vs. the People After Shows: https://www.patreon.com/chrisklemens 
    Follow the Show:
    • Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/chrisvsthepeople
    • Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@chrisvsthepeople
    Executive Producers: 
    • Chris Klemens (http://youtube.com/chris)
    • Justin Bretter (http://justinbretter.com)
    Producer:
    • Gogo Zoger (https://instagram.com/thegogolicious)
    Editor:
    • Justin Bretter (http://instagram.com/fieldsobriety)
  • Chris vs. The People

    47: My Mom Pooped in a Cup (and Made Me Watch)

    2026/04/07 | 54 mins.
    This week on Chris vs. the People, the callers did NOT come to play. From a mother who made a very questionable decision during a blizzard to a family brawl that ended up in front of a judge, these dysfunctional family stories deliver exactly the chaos Chris lives for. A first communion party takes a humbling turn, and one caller shares a childhood outing that had all the makings of a Lifetime movie and somehow still ended with warm berry pancakes. Buckle up, because this episode goes places, and Chris's reactions make every single moment worth it. As always, the chaos doesn’t end there! Stick around for the Patreon after show for even more wild stories. Catch the after show on https://patreon.com/ChrisKlemens.
    Watch the After Show: https://www.patreon.com/posts/155008136
    Be On the Show: https://forms.gle/Ti3FwhuZ1ZzTgqUR7
    Audio Episodes (Rate and Review please): https://pod.link/1807678282
    Video Episodes: https://youtube.com/@chrisvsthepeople
    Chris vs. the People After Shows: https://www.patreon.com/chrisklemens 
    Follow the Show:
    • Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/chrisvsthepeople
    • Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@chrisvsthepeople
    Executive Producers: 
    • Chris Klemens (http://youtube.com/chris)
    • Justin Bretter (http://justinbretter.com)
    Producer:
    • Gogo Zoger (https://instagram.com/thegogolicious)
    Editor:
    • Justin Bretter (http://instagram.com/fieldsobriety)
  • Chris vs. The People

    46: He Cheated on Me with 28 Women

    2026/03/31 | 1h 21 mins.
    Dating horror stories are on the menu this week, and Chris's callers did NOT disappoint. From a threesome gone catastrophically wrong in Idaho to a college situationship that spiraled into a four-way makeout session, an STD, and a well-deserved slap, the stories keep getting wilder. One caller confesses to a revenge plot so unhinged she carried the guilt for years (and yes, she and her best friend somehow survived it). We close out with a man who faked heart surgery, a dead sister, and a seizure while simultaneously scamming 28 women….but don't worry, our girl found her happy ending. Buckle up, because this episode of Chris vs. the People is genuinely one for the books. As always, the chaos doesn’t end there! Stick around for the Patreon after show for even more wild stories. Catch the after show on https://patreon.com/ChrisKlemens.
    Watch the After Show: https://www.patreon.com/posts/he-cheated-on-me-154416310
    Be On the Show: https://forms.gle/Ti3FwhuZ1ZzTgqUR7
    Audio Episodes (Rate and Review please): https://pod.link/1807678282
    Video Episodes: https://youtube.com/@chrisvsthepeople
    Chris vs. the People After Shows: https://www.patreon.com/chrisklemens 
    Follow the Show:
    • Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/chrisvsthepeople
    • Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@chrisvsthepeople
    Executive Producers: 
    • Chris Klemens (http://youtube.com/chris)
    • Justin Bretter (http://justinbretter.com)
    Producer:
    • Gogo Zoger (https://instagram.com/thegogolicious)
    Editor:
    • Justin Bretter (http://instagram.com/fieldsobriety)
  • Chris vs. The People

    45: My Brother Snorted Our Grandma's Ashes

    2026/03/24 | 51 mins.
    This week on Chris vs. the People, we're diving into spooky, paranormal, and death-adjacent stories…and they did not disappoint. One caller shares what happened at her grandmother's birthday celebration that nobody in her family will ever forget, and another reveals a summer hookup story with a coworker that takes a genuinely dark and disturbing turn. Then a wedding photographer recounts the night he was sent alone into a locked, pitch-black hallway of a famously haunted Long Island mansion and came out the other side with no memory of how the night ended, a mystery photo on his film camera, and a feeling he still can't shake months later. This one's not for the faint of heart. As always, the chaos doesn’t end there! Stick around for the Patreon after show for even more wild stories. Catch the after show on https://patreon.com/ChrisKlemens.
    📎 Visit http://upwork.com right now to post your job for free and connect with top talent ready to help your business grow
    Watch the After Show: https://www.patreon.com/posts/153828846?pr=true
    Be On the Show: https://forms.gle/Ti3FwhuZ1ZzTgqUR7
    Audio Episodes (Rate and Review please): https://pod.link/1807678282
    Video Episodes: https://youtube.com/@chrisvsthepeople
    Chris vs. the People After Shows: https://www.patreon.com/chrisklemens 
    Follow the Show:
    • Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/chrisvsthepeople
    • Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@chrisvsthepeople
    Executive Producers: 
    • Chris Klemens (http://youtube.com/chris)
    • Justin Bretter (http://justinbretter.com)
    Producer:
    • Gogo Zoger (https://instagram.com/thegogolicious)
    Editor:
    • Justin Bretter (http://instagram.com/fieldsobriety)

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About Chris vs. The People

Chris vs. The People is a weekly podcast where comedian, Chris Klemens, turns to you. Imagine your brutally honest best friend as a call-in operator—ready to talk about anything. From couples counseling and deep chats to airing out dirty laundry, you never know if Chris is with you or against the people. (Video episodes are available on YouTube)
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