Chris vs. The People

Between a machete under the coffee table, a surprise child, and a questionable way of obtaining Disney tickets, the family lore in this week’s episode goes from zero to legendary real fast. Chris sits down and talks with callers about their debt-fueled argument erupting into a full on living room brawl ending at the ER, a birthday party bombshell of grandma’s decades long affair with her husband’s brother, a phone call where an “infertile” dad somehow has a new baby, and a family’s first trip to Disney World straight out of an episode of Euphoria.  We won’t spoil the plot twists but once you hear it, you’ll be texting this episode to your group chat immediately. As always, the chaos doesn’t end there! Stick around for the Patreon after show for even more wild stories. Catch the after show on https://patreon.com/ChrisKlemens.
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• Chris Klemens (http://youtube.com/chris)
• Justin Bretter (http://justinbretter.com)
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• Gogo Zoger (https://instagram.com/thegogolicious)
Editor:
• Justin Bretter (http://instagram.com/fieldsobriety)

This week on Chris vs. The People, former Disney Channel star Karan Brar sits down with Chris to unpack child stardom, from iguana co‑stars and steel toed boots to the audition twist that changed his life. They get candid about immigrant family hustle, people‑pleasing on set, and what happens when your work ethic becomes your whole identity. Get ready for hilarious detours and some real talk about therapy, burnout, and finding your why. It’s nostalgic, chaotic, and surprisingly tender. As always, the chaos doesn’t end there! Stick around for the Patreon after show for even more wild stories. Catch the after show on https://patreon.com/ChrisKlemens.
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• Justin Bretter (http://justinbretter.com)
Producer:
• Gogo Zoger (https://instagram.com/thegogolicious)
Editor:
• Justin Bretter (http://instagram.com/fieldsobriety)

Wild nights out get real. Chris takes calls from listeners whose “just one drink” turned into hallway misadventures, chaotic rides home, and next-morning mysteries…complete with receipts. From tequila fueled detours to a security camera surprise, these stories toe the line between hilarious and horrifying. Lock in for candid confessions, sharp commentary, and an after show tale that was too spicy for the main feed, so get ready for the laughs and the secondhand adrenaline. Again as always, the chaos doesn’t end there. Stick around for the Patreon after show for even more wild stories. Catch the after show on https://patreon.com/ChrisKlemens.
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• Justin Bretter (http://justinbretter.com)
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• Gogo Zoger (https://instagram.com/thegogolicious)
Editor:
• Justin Bretter (http://instagram.com/fieldsobriety)

Chris is joined by comedian Zachariah Porter and the stories are fully unhinged. From a fake Disney Channel casting call at age 11 to taking guitar lessons inside an active chicken coop, they trace the full gay awakening timeline (we’re talking NSYNC magazines, Nick Jonas medical dog tags, and a Shania Twain wall calendar). The two then take a hard left into vaping yourself into an ER scare, a mushroom trip that ended in a buffalo wing nightmare, and a Drew Barrymore Show segment with an unfriendly Vanessa Hudgens that went so wrong they had to add a laugh track in post. To round out the chaos, Chris shares his own mortifying TV debut hugging and picking up Emma Watson on the Anderson Cooper show. As always, the chaos doesn’t end there! Stick around for the Patreon after show for even more wild stories. Catch the after show on https://patreon.com/ChrisKlemens.
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• Chris Klemens (http://youtube.com/chris)
• Justin Bretter (http://justinbretter.com)
Producer:
• Gogo Zoger (https://instagram.com/thegogolicious)
Editor:
• Justin Bretter (http://instagram.com/fieldsobriety)

Chris dives into a “sexy stories” special where callers dish jaw-dropping confessions you truly can’t predict. First up: a photo lab employee uncovers her boss’s wildly inappropriate Amazon habits at work….plus a shocking browser history reveal. Then, a family’s years-long feud explodes when the callers ex-uncle drops a no-holds-barred “evidence” album that turns everyone’s loyalties upside down. Finally, a rendezvous from the retail world with a shredded coworker spirals into a surreal introduction to the “No Fap” world. And of course, it wouldn’t be complete without mirror flexing and a swift, spectacular fizzle. Buckle up because you’ll be cringing, cackling, and wanting to text the group chat. As always, the chaos doesn’t end there! Stick around for the Patreon after show for even more wild stories. Catch the after show on https://patreon.com/ChrisKlemens.
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Follow the Show:
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Executive Producers: 
• Chris Klemens (http://youtube.com/chris)
• Justin Bretter (http://justinbretter.com)
Producer:
• Gogo Zoger (https://instagram.com/thegogolicious)
Editor:
• Justin Bretter (http://instagram.com/fieldsobriety)