Chris vs. The People

It’s time to clock in because this week on Chris vs. The People, we are entering the workforce and hearing from callers sharing trials and tribulations from their places of work. The first caller tells the story of when she sharted in her boss’ office, leaving Chris to catch some major strays. Then we hear from a caller who tried to hook up with their coworker, only to be left standing outside their house in nothing but their underwear. The final caller recounts the time she discovered that her boss and her coworker have been hooking up for the last 6 years, ending with house visits and police officers. With an episode this chaotic and jaw-dropping, you just might be convinced that your workplace isn’t so bad after all. As always, the chaos doesn’t end there! Stick around for the Patreon after show for even more wild stories. Catch the after show on https://patreon.com/ChrisKlemens.
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• Gogo Zoger (https://instagram.com/thegogolicious)
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We’re going back to school this week on Chris vs. The People because callers are sharing stories (or trauma) from their days in academia. First we hear from a caller whose dad turned her drive to school into a scene from a Mission Impossible movie. Afterwards, a caller comes clean about plagiarizing a song from a major movie, and another reveals that she got a call from prison…from her old middle school teacher. The episode is closed out with a tale of summer camp and an absolutely unhinged live action recreation of the Underground Railroad. And yes, you read that correctly. Get ready and buckle up for an episode full of laughs, nostalgia, and moments that will have you asking the driver to stop the bus. As always, the chaos doesn’t end there! Stick around for the Patreon after show for even more wild stories. Catch the after show on https://patreon.com/ChrisKlemens.
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• Justin Bretter (http://instagram.com/fieldsobriety)

This week on Chris vs. The People, court is in session for an "Am I the A*shole" themed episode, and Chris is hearing four truly chaotic cases. Callers confess to hitting their grandma with a Croc, reconsidering a friendship while trapped in a wedding party, ending a best friendship right before a birthday, and secretly hooking up with both halves of a couple…but separately and unbeknownst to the other partner. With questionable timing, messy boundaries, and one jaw dropping final twist, Chris must decide who's innocent, who's guilty, and who's just the sphincter. As always, the chaos doesn’t end there! Stick around for the Patreon after show for even more wild stories. Catch the after show on https://patreon.com/ChrisKlemens.
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• Justin Bretter (http://instagram.com/fieldsobriety)

Chris is back with another episode full of family lore, and these callers prove that every family tree is only a few seconds away from getting cut down. One caller reveals what happened to money collected after a devastating loss, another attempts to explain a family tree so complicated it basically requires long division, and a third recounts a reunion out of Dukes of Hazard that nearly became a demolition derby. From shocking secrets to jaw-dropping dysfunction, these callers’ stories will leave you wondering how anyone made it to the next holiday gathering. As always, the chaos doesn’t end there! Stick around for the Patreon after show for even more wild stories. Catch the after show on https://patreon.com/ChrisKlemens.
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This week on Chris vs. The People, Chris sits down with comedian Jay Jurden for an episode that starts with career talk, the Mississippi-to-New York hustle, viral clips, and the real economics of stand-up, and then it spirals fast into chaos. Between a food poisoning story that gets genuinely apocalyptic, a "wait, is that my cousin?" confession, and tales from nude beaches and hookup etiquette gone hilariously wrong, nothing is off limits. It's the kind of conversation that swings from career wisdom to full blown TMI without ever slowing down, and somehow it all makes sense by the end. Come for the comedy talk, stay for the chaos you didn't see coming. As always, the chaos doesn’t end there! Stick around for the Patreon after show for even more wild stories. Catch the after show on https://patreon.com/ChrisKlemens.
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• Justin Bretter (http://justinbretter.com)
Producer:
• Gogo Zoger (https://instagram.com/thegogolicious)
Editor:
• Justin Bretter (http://instagram.com/fieldsobriety)