We’re diving into some deep scientific thoughts this week, asking and answering the really important questions. Like is a small wolf just a dog? How many pounds can an ostrich hold? How many Olympic swimmers can Justin name? And does pepperoni-flavored water make for a more luxurious pizza experience?Suggested talking points: Analog Fountains, Dire Wolves were Made to Taste Of Dire Wolves, Prince Muscleton, Professional In-The-Water People, Caviar BumpsNational Immigration Project: https://nipnlg.org/
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MBMBaM 757: Face 2 Face: Ain’t No Horny Like Goose Horny
We’re dominating LIVE from the Dominion Energy Center in Richmond, VA. The audience is honking to win Travis’s money while we answer needling questions about belting showtunes, same birthdays, and invoking That Frasier Feeling™. Suggested talking points: Vatican 2.3, Business Penguin, New Ways to Make Untertainment, Martin Crane Impersonator Who Brings His own Chair, Crime TrailerNational Immigration Project: https://nipnlg.org/
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MBMBaM 756: King Fuck of Bastard Mountain
Even though the three of us are openly displaying the inevitable crawl towards the grave with our greying hair and our outdated references, we are still here to help. We still know all the cool things, like the amount of wrestling one can watch with 2 kids, new and creative curses, and how many sides are in a square.Suggested talking points: Shakeup in the Curse Rankings, Set Faisons to Stun, A Square is a Half Octagon, Do You Suffer From Need?, Story-Driven PantingHarmony House: https://harmonyhousewv.com
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MBMBaM 755: Getting Crowded at Funny Beach
We're coming at you fresh from Terry Gross's Pledge Academy with some new jokes and some new tricks. We've got more haunted things, more expertise on chicken wings, and opinions about hiring several people with the same name.Suggested talking points: Murder on the Money Path, Wet Elliot, Canadian Chicken Wing Culture, Â Enderman for My Butt, An Authentic NutHarmony House: https://harmonyhousewv.com
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MBMBaM 754: Dinglebuff Hufferbuff
Come spend a whole hour alone with us and our many birds. They've started getting rather creative with cuss words and talk about how they bedangled their weewoo. We're not sure what it means, either.Suggested talking points: One Very Motivated Marmoset, Vanilla to the Poor, Death to the Rich, The Sapphire Pimpernel, Jim Inside, Sad Dad CharcuterieHarmony House: https://harmonyhousewv.com
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