Childproof

Gwenna Laithland and Tori Phantom
Childproof
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  • Childproof

    We Have A Confession

    2026/1/21 | 52 mins.
    Okay yes fine. We admit it. Sometimes we make meals our whole families enjoy and sometimes we make five different dishes, one for each human in the house. We do it because we can. Because it’s not that hard. Because not every moment needs to be a teachable one. And sometimes just getting dinner down their gullet is worth not fighting an entire war over a dang pea. We also admit a whole bunch of other stuff. Like how much more therapy we need and how we can’t take complements on this episode of Childproof.

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    Find Gwenna's books here:

    Field Guide to Responsive Parenting

    Soul's Guide to the After Death

    Thinky Thoughts

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    Books, babies, and Befores & Afters

    2026/1/14 | 56 mins.
    The new year is always ripe with promise of change. But these changes were inevitable. On this episode of Childproof we’re talking books, baby fever (no neither of us are having more babies, relax) and how to handle body acceptance and changes to our bodies without making a negative change. Framing self improvement as just that. Improvement.

    We want to hear from you! Do you have questions, comments, jokes, or anything else you want us to know? Email us: [email protected]

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    Click here to find: The Bird The Bees and The Elephant In The Room

    Video version of Childproof available on Youtube 

    Be sure to check our other shows:

    Founded

    Bibliophage

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  • Childproof

    The Return to Routine

    2026/1/07 | 52 mins.
    It’s been a wonderful holiday break. We are spirited out though and looking forward to our spawn going and hanging out with other folks for a hot second. From grinning and bearing our kids’ tastes in media to when you’re forced to take your own parenting advice FOR yourself, returning to routine is important and this episode of Childproof really hammers that down. 

    We want to hear from you! Do you have questions, comments, jokes, or anything else you want us to know? Email us: [email protected]

    Join our Patreon for pre-show bonus content

    Preorder Gwenna's new book

    Video version of Childproof available on Youtube 

    Be sure to check our other shows:

    Founded

    Bibliophage

    Find Gwennas's novella, The Soul's Guide to the After Death here

    Childproof is a part of the Airwave Media network. Please contact ⁠[email protected]⁠ if you would like to advertise on our podcast
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    Montage

    2025/12/31 | 49 mins.
    This is the episode that isn’t an episode but is made of parts of all the other episodes that were episodes even if they were weird episodes. A full episode of minisodes? Anyway Gwenna  and Tori are spending their holiday with their family and will have plenty to talk about after the break. Please enjoy this montage of our favorite clips and moments. 

    We want to hear from you! Do you have questions, comments, jokes, or anything else you want us to know? Email us: [email protected]

    Join our Patreon for pre-show bonus content

    Preorder Gwenna's new book

    Video version of Childproof available on Youtube 

    Be sure to check our other shows:

    Founded

    Bibliophage

    Childproof is a part of the Airwave Media network. Please contact ⁠[email protected]⁠ if you would like to advertise on our podcast
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  • Childproof

    Basically Facetime

    2025/12/24 | 47 mins.
    It’s another preshow preview. And a montage. Who doesn’t love a montage? Yes we did one of these but we aren’t very good at planning and this one isn’t the same as the one a few months ago. Our Patrons and paid subscribers get these little treats served to them every week. It’s basically a FaceTime between Tori and I. We typically have to explain that folks should lower there expectation for what their getting in exchange for their support. But we don’t have to disclaimer that this time. You can see for yourself. 

    We want to hear from you! Do you have questions, comments, jokes, or anything else you want us to know? Email us: [email protected]

    Join our Patreon for pre-show bonus content

    Preorder Gwenna's new book

    Video version of Childproof available on Youtube 

    Be sure to check out our other shows:

    Founded

    Bibliophage

    Childproof is a part of the Airwave Media network. Please contact ⁠[email protected]⁠ if you would like to advertise on our podcast
    Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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About Childproof

Parenting is hard, but it's even harder when you feel alone and have only the sounds of Cocomelon to keep you company. Childproof is a parenting chat show for when you’re craving adult conversation. As parents to three kids each, co-hosts Gwenna Laithland and Tori Phantom have been there. They know that sometimes our kids are the ones on the verge of a tantrum, and that sometimes it’s us. Childproof attempts to figure out the dos, don’ts, and f*ck its of modern parenthood. From yelling at your kids (we’ve all done it) to finding a sleep schedule that doesn’t ruin your life, Gwenna and Tori share the challenges they’ve faced and the lessons they’ve learned, and are eager to share their experiences through a mix of one-on-one conversations, guest appearances, and input from listeners revealing their own parenting secrets. Clearly, we could use some help from everyone and their mother.

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