Childproof

Gwenna Laithland and Tori Phantom
Childproof
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  • Childproof

    So Now It's A Problem

    2026/2/11 | 54 mins.
    Tori only thought they were losing it. Their snow continues and we decided to scour the internet for what they are saying about parents in the media. Did you know Warren Buffett was a gentle parent? Who knew? And then we spend most of the rest of the episode being very millennial and complaining about a Buzzfeed article. It’s not so much complaining as pointing out how it’s wrong a bunch. So like I said, being very millennial about it.

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    Snow Problem

    2026/2/04 | 48 mins.
    White people talking about the weather, weird Barbies, transmogrifying spoons, fork licking, crutches, clutter, hoarding, and lying. Somehow that’s all in this episode. Tori and Gwenna have gone stir crazy I. The ale of the winter storm that swept the nation and this episode is the proof of that. 

    We want to hear from you! Do you have questions, comments, jokes, or anything else you want us to know? Email us: [email protected]

    ⁠Join our Patreon for pre-show bonus content⁠

    Video version of ⁠Childproof available on Youtube ⁠

    Be sure to check out our other show ⁠⁠Founded⁠⁠

    ⁠⁠Preorder Gwenna's new book⁠⁠

    Childproof is a part of the Airwave Media network. Please contact ⁠[email protected]⁠ if you would like to advertise on our podcast
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    The Never-Ending January

    2026/1/28 | 55 mins.
    January is still here. Because it won’t leave. Why won’t it leave? Why does every January seem to last five years? On this episode of childproof Gwenna and Tori discuss snow days and library perks. Art contests and alarm clocks. But mostly we just keeping waiting for January to be done. 

    We want to hear from you! Do you have questions, comments, jokes, or anything else you want us to know? Email us: [email protected]

    Join our Patreon for pre-show bonus content

    Video version of Childproof available on Youtube 

    Be sure to check out our other show ⁠Founded⁠

    ⁠Preorder Gwenna's new book⁠

    Click here to find the ice cream ball Gwenna mentioned

    Childproof is a part of the Airwave Media network. Please contact ⁠[email protected]⁠ if you would like to advertise on our podcast
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    We Have A Confession

    2026/1/21 | 52 mins.
    Okay yes fine. We admit it. Sometimes we make meals our whole families enjoy and sometimes we make five different dishes, one for each human in the house. We do it because we can. Because it’s not that hard. Because not every moment needs to be a teachable one. And sometimes just getting dinner down their gullet is worth not fighting an entire war over a dang pea. We also admit a whole bunch of other stuff. Like how much more therapy we need and how we can’t take complements on this episode of Childproof.

    We want to hear from you! Do you have questions, comments, jokes, or anything else you want us to know? Email us: [email protected]

    Join our Patreon for pre-show bonus content

    Video version of Childproof available on Youtube 

    Be sure to check out our other show ⁠Founded⁠

    Find Gwenna's books here:

    Field Guide to Responsive Parenting

    Soul's Guide to the After Death

    Thinky Thoughts

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    Books, babies, and Befores & Afters

    2026/1/14 | 56 mins.
    The new year is always ripe with promise of change. But these changes were inevitable. On this episode of Childproof we’re talking books, baby fever (no neither of us are having more babies, relax) and how to handle body acceptance and changes to our bodies without making a negative change. Framing self improvement as just that. Improvement.

    We want to hear from you! Do you have questions, comments, jokes, or anything else you want us to know? Email us: [email protected]

    Join our Patreon for pre-show bonus content

    Click here to find: The Bird The Bees and The Elephant In The Room

    Video version of Childproof available on Youtube 

    Be sure to check our other shows:

    Founded

    Bibliophage

    Childproof is a part of the Airwave Media network. Please contact ⁠[email protected]⁠ if you would like to advertise on our podcast
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About Childproof

Parenting is hard, but it's even harder when you feel alone and have only the sounds of Cocomelon to keep you company. Childproof is a parenting chat show for when you’re craving adult conversation. As parents to three kids each, co-hosts Gwenna Laithland and Tori Phantom have been there. They know that sometimes our kids are the ones on the verge of a tantrum, and that sometimes it’s us. Childproof attempts to figure out the dos, don’ts, and f*ck its of modern parenthood. From yelling at your kids (we’ve all done it) to finding a sleep schedule that doesn’t ruin your life, Gwenna and Tori share the challenges they’ve faced and the lessons they’ve learned, and are eager to share their experiences through a mix of one-on-one conversations, guest appearances, and input from listeners revealing their own parenting secrets. Clearly, we could use some help from everyone and their mother.

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