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Tim Cook is out, a blind guy navigated Vegas solo with AI glasses and a very optimistic attitude about public bathrooms, and VoiceOver is still doing that thing. Kayaker reports back from Battle Bots in Las Vegas with a full rundown of the apps that made the trip work — and the ones that almost got him eaten by a fake puddle. Sean and Garth chime in with the usual mix of enthusiasm, skepticism, and righteous fury at in-app advertising.

Kayaker updates us with his feedback from this years CSUN conference, focusing on navigation tools.

Independence doesn't mean doing everything yourself — it means having the choice to live life on your own terms. Kayaker, Sean, and Garth unpack what independence actually means for blind people, tackling everything from GPS apps and Be My Eyes to the awkward reality of asking for help in coffee shops.

The gang returns for 2026 with CES chat, and predictions that will age like milk! 
What's inside:
Kayaker freezes in New England; Sean freezes in the original England; Garth refuses to stop being sunny
Steven Scott drops in from Double Tap and immediately turns "a quick chat" into "a feature-length film"
AirPods Pro 3 praise, ear-tip rage, and the haunting tale of the "dog-processed" AirPods
The Lightsaber Cane: brilliant, ridiculous, heavier than normal, and only sometimes practical
"Does this confuse the public?" Spoiler: the public is already confused
Keychron keyboards, accessibility quirks, and a CES announcement of a concrete keyboard (because why not)
HP's keyboard-with-a-computer concept: 
Robot future: great in factories, questionable in living rooms, nightmare fuel for kids' toys
AI glasses talk: open ecosystems, camera access, LiDAR dreams, and "Meta, please stop resetting"
Braille label printer news: useful… if the app isn't a disaster
2026 predictions: Siri overhaul (again), Google wearables rising, AI hype deflating, and general tech chaos
Overall, CES + accessibility + Star Wars + keyboards + mild existential dread. Exactly what you came for.

We're delighted to return with another Christmas audio drama. This time we're revisiting Dr Seuss's classic The Grinch Who Stole Christmas and giving it an accessibility twist. We truly appreciate all those who lent their voices to make this possible. 
Wishing you a wonderful Christmas and a happy New Year from the Audio Pizza team!