TS TV: A Twin Peaks Podcast

FIRST THINGS FIRST: WE ARE NOT FREE FROM FUCK MANSION!!!! I REPEAT, THERE HAS BEEN NO ESCAPE FROM FUCK MANSION!!!!!!!! GET BACK IN THERE JAMES HURLEY YOU POUTING LITTLE SLUT!!!!!!!!!Anyway, Windom Earle decided just the one chess-based high-concept fucked up clue delivery system wasn’t enough, so he sent pieces of his dead wife’s wedding dress to a bunch of cities that make a big C on a map. He’s still doing the chess thing though, which Dale deals with by contracting Pete, who it turns out has secretly been a chess genius the whole time? But other important Earle news: he’s really into playing the flute now? And has decided to keep Leo as a boy pet. Also he’s giving some message to Donna, Audrey, and Shelley, and leaves a spooky death mask for Dale but that’s less important.Meanwhile: Hank is getting sent back to the slammer for shooting Leo. Nadine invents polyamory when she walks in on Ed and Norma in the afterglow. The cops suspect Josie probably shot that guy. But Catherine seems ready to sell Josie to Thomas Echkardt as I guess a sex slave, in what continues to be the worst plotline on the show. And last but not least, Audrey, Jerry, and Jacoby bring Ben back from civil war land by having him win the civil war for the South ????????????⁂Support the show on Patreon for early access and exclusive movie discussion episodesFollow the show on BlueskyQuestions? Comments? Email us at [email protected] and we may respond in a future episode!⁂Things mentioned:Sadie’s grandma Claire, and birdsBirdNoteThe Fall (2006)Ribbon Skirt – Bite Down“The Cohost Sheev Palpatine Pivot! Post”Star Trek: Deep Space NineThe First Wives Club (1996)The “wrow” vineCliff Blazinksi’s dumb Bioshock: Infinite Roger Ebert death post lolHundreds of Beavers (2022)⁂Find Sadie:BlueskyLetterboxdFind Lily:YouTubeBlueskyLetterboxdInstagram⁂Music by Jamie PageShow art by Mya Fernandes-GilesThis episode edited by Mary Chan at Organized Sound ProductionsSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

A pretty bad episode of Twin Peaks makes for a killer episode of TS TV. Coop spends a lot of time telling us about how Earle is so epic and twisted. Leo becomes a slasher villain for a scene and then runs off into the woods like Frankenstein's monster. Ben is still doing the civil war. The “old cranky mayor who is mad his brother died from f***ing this preternaturally hot woman” plotline resolves in the most insane way imaginable. Finally, Lily forgets the mill burned down and Sadie doesn't correct me– I mean her? What gives, Sadie??⁂Support the show on Patreon for early access and exclusive movie discussion episodesFollow the show on BlueskyQuestions? Comments? Email us at [email protected] and we may respond in a future episode!⁂Things mentioned:Jackson Galaxy Mount EerieXiu XiuCastration MovieI Saw the TV Glow (check out our episode on it!)Reason Over Passion (film)Reason Over Passion (quilt)Joyce Wieland’s “What They Do at Sunrise”Sherilyn Fenn’s Instagram account“The dogshit Obi-Wan Kenobi show”Jeffrey Marsh (evil Twin Peaks character)Jeffrey Marsh (2010s nonbinary influencer)⁂Find Sadie:BlueskyLetterboxdFind Lily:YouTubeBlueskyLetterboxdInstagram⁂Music by Jamie PageShow art by Mya Fernandes-GilesThis episode edited by LilySee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Coop gets the lowdown from Major Briggs on his space spirit journey, and learns of some pretty rad visions and not too much else. Then he and Denise initiate Operation Boymoder to snag the nefarious Canadians, with a TS Gambit in the back pocket for when Ernie's profuse sweat makes things go south. Meanwhile: Dick and Andy launch their own investigation into whether Little Nicky is the devil from da bible. Ed and Norma MAKE OUT!!!!!! Then Hank beats Ed up!! Then Nadine beats Hank up!!!!!!!! Ben Horne is all in on the civil war. Harry continues to be kinda gross and useless to Josie. LEO WAKES UP!! And in Fuck Mansion James is…getting played…. on some Lannister twins shit????? And Windom Earle sends his next move…….in the form of MURDER!!!!!⁂Support the show on Patreon for early access and exclusive movie discussion episodesFollow the show on BlueskyQuestions? Comments? Email us at [email protected] and we may respond in a future episode!⁂Things mentioned:Universal Language (2024)La Chimera (2023)The Brutalist (2024)I Saw the TV Glow (2024)The Twentieth Century (2023) (and its bizarre wikipedia article LOL)Lily’s notes on vanishing VideoEl GhourabaaLeila Marshy – My Thievery of the PeopleSuper Mario OdysseyXiu Xiu: The Sent Down Girl (1998)wendy carlos boymoding videoThe Straight Story (1999)Jonni Peppers' movies Wasteland (2019) and Barber Westchester (2021)⁂Find Sadie:BlueskyLetterboxdFind Lily:YouTubeBlueskyLetterboxdInstagram⁂Music by Jamie PageShow art by Mya Fernandes-GilesThis episode edited by Mary Chan at Organized Sound ProductionsSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Dale decides to buy a house in Twin Peaks, and settles on the insanely cursed Dead Dog Farm. But oh mon dieu…. there was a cocaine deal done right there?? And they left their coke lying around and it could clear his name !!!! What a deus ex machina! The only thing crazier would be if Garland Briggs reappeared in the middle of the night wearing a pilot’s outfit! Now let me take a big sip of this water….Meanwhile: old newspaperman Dougie Milford dies from a heart attack from fucking too good. His brother wants to press charges but all the boys in town are too enamored with his newlywed widow Lana so they act out a renaissance painting of fawning over her, to Lucy’s chagrin. Nadine joins the wrestling team and nearly kills Mike the snake. James continues to get drawn deeper into his bizarre softcore porn/gothic novel subplot. Audrey has a shockingly bisexual reaction to meeting Denise. Ed has a new domino??? And last but not least: Andy and Dick Tremayne become convinced that Little Nicky IS the devil from the bible!!!!⁂CONTENT WARNINGS FOR NEXT EPISODE: I have covid so I can’t record the next episode content warning without sounding like a Ghoul but it’s basically just the show continues to be gross to Josie and the specter of Leo’s violence arises. Usual Twin Peaks fare otherwise!⁂Support the show on Patreon for early access and exclusive movie discussion episodesFollow the show on BlueskyQuestions? Comments? Email us at [email protected] and we may respond in a future episode!⁂Things mentioned:Samuel Delany – DhalgrenMoby DickJoyce WielandFiona Apple – Fetch The Bolt CuttersDionne Brand – ThirtyDavid Guetta Ends Racism (note this is not the original song he actually dropped but the original is not much better tbh)Lust, Caution (2007) (NOT Lust, Passion I said it wrong lol)⁂Find Sadie:BlueskyLetterboxdFind Lily:YouTubeBlueskyLetterboxdInstagram⁂Music by Jamie PageShow art by Mya Fernandes-GilesThis episode edited by SadieSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

TS Denise Bryson, FBI top dog, sashays into Twin Peaks to harsh-but-fairly investigate Cooper's case, and get in a lil dancing on the side. Garland's disappearance might have something to do with the Black and White Lodges. Nadine has the hots for Mike The Snake which gets her recruited into the wrestling team. James rides his big dumb motorcycle directly into softcore 🌽 (sorry, don't want this episode to get blocked). Andy and Dick Tremayne’s dad competition is complicated by the fact that Dick’s “Happy Helping Hand” foster boy loves Looney Toons antics and pranks. Hank dumps Ben Horne, who gets a bit loopy about it. Statler gets married even though Waldorf doesn’t like it. And Josie’s back! Unfortunately, the show puts her in the worst subplot of all time.⁂Support the show on Patreon for early access and exclusive movie discussion episodesFollow the show on BlueskyQuestions? Comments? Email us at [email protected] and we may respond in a future episode!⁂Things mentioned:1000xResistAbnormal Mapping’s episode about 1000xResistLorelei and the Laser EyesWild at HeartMovie Recs by LexPhil Elverum (and his album Night Palace as Mount Eerie)Kentucky Route ZeroXiu Xiu Plays the Music of Twin PeaksGilmore Girls⁂Find Sadie:BlueskyLetterboxdFind Lily:YouTubeBlueskyLetterboxdInstagram⁂Music by Jamie PageShow art by Mya Fernandes-GilesThis episode edited by LilySee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.