The Listies Make U LOLcast

Happy New Year, Listerooni! 🎉✨🎊
It's Nan here. Welcome to the year 2000*. Congratulations on surviving the millennium bug AND Y2K. KIDS you don't know what that is, ask your great-grandparents. 🐛💻 
In the bowels of this podcastle you will find:
The boys aka Greg and Different Greg(I think I'm getting those names right?) make new year's resolutions. Let's see how long they last. 
An exciting Episode of Our Lives where Rich unboxes and plays EVERYONE'S FAVE board game called, Potato Empire 2 🥔👑🎲
And another eyelash curlingly exciting edition of Richard's Poetry Corner. 📜✨☀️🏖️
See you then, Listeroonis! 💖
Aloha,
Nan xoxo
*year may vary depending on timezone.

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Merry Yay Yay, everyone! 🎄✨
It's Nan here, wishing you, and literally everyone you have ever met, a very merry YAYmas 🎅🎉
At this time of year, it's important not to focus on presents, but on the people you love! AND what better present for the people you love than a HOOF SPA™ 🐄🦶💦??? Loved by camels and cousins from the deserts of Dubai to Donut Kings of Dunedoo.
This week's podcat has coughed up a furball filled with:
A list of everyone who's on the nawty list and who's on the nice list (fingers crossed)
A preview of this summer's boopiest new movie 🎬🍿

Some truly excellent sponsor ideas from you, the Listeroonis 🧠📢

And Rich reading a very special Christmas poem 📜🎶

I couldn't be there for the recording be-claus I was at the North Pole with my good friend Nick ❄️🎅
Thank you for listening and for sending us your letters 💌📬 May your stockings be full and your pavlovas be covered in bum fruits 🍑🎂
Aloha! 🌺 Nan (and Rich and Matt) 👵🎤🎧
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Hello Listeroonis! 👋🐪
It's me, Nan I'm back again and standing completely still! 🧘‍♀️
I promised Rich I wouldn't interrupt his Poetry Corner this week… so I've decided not to move. At all. If you're reading this, please blink for me. 👁️
This week's episode is bursting like a bag of bum-shaped strawberries 🍓🍑 featuring:
🍑 The Bum Parade — five bum strawberries, one bum lemon, and so many bum pancakes. Thanks Arthur, Skye, Eddie, Olive, and Tom (6)!
🗑️ An Episode of Our Lives — Rich asks Matt to take the bins out. It goes exactly how you'd expect. (Terribly.)
🎬 Sponsor Time! — Blaise (10) brings us Dis Knee — the streaming service dedicated to knees! Featuring classics like Toe-zen, Finding Knee-mo, and Charlie and the Toenail Factory. 👣
🦥 Corrections this ep will be read by a very special guest, Sammy the Sloth. 
📜 Rich's Poetry Corner — with has just gotten a whole bunch of new spams - oops I mean fans.
Oh, and a quick side hustle update: 🐫🦶
To everyone whose camel still needs a Hoof Spa — there are plenty still available!
👅
Aloha,
Nan
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Hello down there! 👋🐕🧗‍♀️
It's Nan here, writing from the top of the new climbing wall I built inside the dog-wash trailer slash podcast studio. 🚿🎙️
I can't come down to push the buttons this week, so Matt will have to. SOZ!
In this Pod-Cow:
🪨 Einstein drops by to explain what's going on with Matt's pet rocks, Pooglet and Twoglet 👁️👁️ (It's all relative, apparently.)
😂 A Kids' Jokes LOL-a-thon! starring jokes sent in by you Listeroonis! (Email yours to [email protected] 📧)
👀 Matt and Rich play "I Spy" in a Classic Episode of Our Lives — it's dramatic, emotional, and best of all, full of snacks.
🛋️ And finally, grab a throw cushion and join us in Rich's Poetry Corner. Trust me, you'll need that pillow 😉
So hold onto your harness — this episode's a real cliff-hanger!
Aloha,
Nan 👁️👋
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Hello Listerooni! 👋🐮
It's Nan here and I'm happy to say the pod-cow moos again 🐄🎙️.
Why has it taken so long to make a new episode?
🤔 Was it because we've been busy on tour? Nope.
🥞 Something to do with pancakes? Don't think so...
🐒 Did a monkey steal our gear to start a podcast about ba-nay-nas? No, but I'd subscribe 🍌
It's definitely not because I tried to sneak 56 foot spas into the United Kingdom 🦶🛁🇬🇧.
In this episode your brain-mouth will snack on stuff like:
🖼️ Matt organising a trip to a "gallery" with no pictures… just something much smellier
📩 A bumper crop of sponsor suggestions from you lot.
📜 Rich's Poetry Corner getting a new fan — and not the kind that spins on the ceiling.
Hope you enjoy, and if you know any camels with sore feet 🐪🦶, send them my way.
Aloha, Nan 
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