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    Hey So We Really Need to Talk About MAHA (Pt. 1)

    2026/06/11 | 1h 17 mins.
    Welcome to Schauer Thoughts, this week we’ll be dissecting the “MAHA Report” as well as it’s strategy and “MAHA ELEVATE” proposal. Please know that there will be several more parts to this series so if there’s anything you think I didn’t get to or is worth emphasizing, I will absolutely be doing follow-ups and want you to hang tight - I very much hear and mirror your concern. Researching this episode has been heartbreaking like none other and I just appreciate you all taking the time to listen. Please review the sources below for all information, it is of the utmost importance right now that we all stay informed.

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    I do also plan on searching for actionable items and ways to recognize front groups, but I do need some time to collect and format that information. Please know that hope is never lost. 

    Nuance: I do apologize for my poor pronunciation of some medical conditions and other words, I am someone who loves to research outside of a school context so I don’t get to hear most of these words spoken out loud by others. I foresee some red-hat-supporters running with this point for “evidence” of me being unintelligent and I’m covering my bases for when that eventually happens. My main reason for pointing this out is not to prevent people making fun of my pronunciation but more of a demonstration on how predictable some people are.

    Reminder: I love answering questions, if you have an assumption on any of my political stances, please just ask. *Spoiler* I am not a fan of the United States military and have very strong, informed opinions.

    Edit for 31:50 - I accidentally referred to RFK Jr. as “JFK” - this was a mistake lol.

    Books:

    Expecting Inequity: How the Maternal Health Crisis Affects Even the Wealthiest Black Americans - Khiara M. Bridges

    Sweet and Deadly: How Coca-Cola Spreads Disinformation and Makes Us Sick - Murray Carpenter

    A History of Transgender Medicine in the United States: From Margins to Mainstream - Carolyn Wolf-Gould, Dallas Denny, Jamison Green, Kyan Lynch, Editors

    Enshitification: Why Everything Suddenly Got Worse and What to Do About It - Cory Doctorow

    Astroturfing: Manufacturing Fake Grassroots Campaigns - S Williams

    Gifted Books:

    Queer Expressions: Expressive Art and Somatic Therapy Practices for Healing Body Trauma - Wednesdae Reim Ifrach REAT, ATR-BC, CLAT

    Healing the Land Teaches Us Who We Are: How Indigenous Cultural Resistance Can Restore the Earth, Recover Community, and Create Sustainable Futures - Maceo Carrillo Martinet, PhD

    Sleep and Its Meanings: Sociocultural Investigations from Critical Sleep Studies - Edited by Diletta De Cristofaro

    Mad Eden - Morgan Thomas

    MAHA Information:

    The MAHA Report - https://www.whitehouse.gov/wp-content/uploads/2025/05/MAHA-Report-The-White-House.pdf

    The MAHA Strategy - https://www.whitehouse.gov/wp-content/uploads/2025/09/The-MAHA-Strategy-WH.pdf 

    MAHA ELEVATE Model - https://www.cms.gov/priorities/innovation/innovation-models/maha-elevate 

    Resources:

    US Science After a Year of Trump

     https://www.nature.com/immersive/d41586-026-00088-9/index.html 

    Senior NIH official pushes MAHA strategy to skeptical ADA audience https://www.statnews.com/2026/06/05/ada-conference-new-orleans-richard-woychik-synergy-nih-maha/

    List of Wars Involving the United States

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lists_of_wars_involving_the_United_States 

    Poisoning the Well: How Astroturfing Harms Trust in Advocacy Organizations

    https://journals.sagepub.com/doi/10.1177/23294965221123808

    Psychiatrists say RFK Jr’s take on SSRIs is an ‘oversimplification’ of the problem

    https://www.kpbs.org/news/health/2026/05/07/psychiatrists-say-rfk-jr-s-take-on-ssris-is-an-oversimplification-of-the-problem

    S&T Digital Forgeries Report

    https://www.dhs.gov/sites/default/files/2023-06/23_0630_st_digital_forgeries_report_signed.pdf

    Example of why we really need 

    Scientific American (2013) - Natural versus Synthetic Chemicals Is a Gray Matter 

    https://www.scientificamerican.com/blog/guest-blog/natural-vs-synthetic-chemicals-is-a-gray-matter/

    RFK Jr. Parrots Pete Hegseth, Says America is Too Fat for War

    https://newrepublic.com/post/205033/rfk-jr-parrots-pete-hegseth-says-america-fat-war-dietary-guidelines-hhs 

    White House asks for $16B in cuts to HHS, more money for war

    https://healthexec.com/topics/healthcare-management/healthcare-economics/white-house-asks-16b-cuts-hhs-more-money-war

    World Ward Wednesday: Farm Cadets

    https://www.thefoodhistorian.com/blog/world-war-wednesday-farm-cadets

    RFK Jr. talked about ‘reparenting’ kids on wellness farms. We visit one that inspired him.

    https://www.npr.org/2026/04/29/nx-s1-5798733/rfk-jr-addiction-treatment-centers

    Up to 70% of Farmworkers Not Returning to California Farms following ICE Raids

    https://www.thepacker.com/70-farmworkers-not-returning-california-farms-following-ice-raids 

    ICE raids have deterred foreign farm workers, but farmers hope to make hiring easier

    https://www.npr.org/2025/12/02/nx-s1-5604903/ice-raids-have-deterred-foreign-farm-workers-but-farmers-hope-to-make-hiring-easier

    Automatic military draft registration takes effect in December. Here’s how it would work

    https://www.cnn.com/2026/04/09/politics/us-military-draft-registration-2026

    Selective Service - Who Must Register

    https://www.sss.gov/wp-content/uploads/2025/01/WhoMustRegisterChart_1-28-25-2.pdf  

    Military Medical Information

    Nuance Reminder: I am well aware that there are people in the US military that currently have these disorders/ diseases/ conditions, my *quite specific* emphasis is on the formal documentation and/or diagnosis (it’s been medically charted by a physician) of these conditions PRIOR to entering the United States military.

    Apologies for the aggressive nuance, as someone raised around the military, I just know ~ deep in my soul ~ that someone is going to be so tempted to say “my boyfriends in the Army and he has ADHD!!”

    I’m very happy for y’all, but again, documented and/or diagnosed before entering the United States military. 

    Circular No. 100, War Department, Provost Marshal General’s Office, Washington, November 9, 1863 - Annual Report of the Secretary of War, Washington: Government Printing Office, 1856

    https://www.google.com/books/edition/Report_of_the_Secretary_of_War_which_Acc/EMVOAQAAMAAJ?gbpv=1

    To find the information I was discussing go to page 74.

    Defects Found in Drafted Men (1919)

    https://collections.nlm.nih.gov/bookviewer?PID=nlm:nlmuid-9502639-bk

    To find the information I was discussing, go to page 49.

    Unfit for Service: Physical Fitness and Civic Obligation in World War II

    https://www.nps.gov/articles/000/unfit-for-service-physical-fitness-and-civic-obligation-in-world-war-ii.htm 

    Iraq War and Afghanistan 

    https://dmna.ny.gov/hro/agr/army/files/1557332720--AR%2040-501%20Standard%20of%20Medical%20Fitness.pdf 

    Current (2026) Disqualifying Conditions

    https://www.esd.whs.mil/Portals/54/Documents/DD/issuances/dodi/613003_vol1.PDF?ver=8i9QED7mH4XAA4zoSSIwZA%3D%3D 

    Military Command Exception

    https://www.health.mil/Military-Health-Topics/Privacy-and-Civil-Liberties/HIPAA-Compliance-within-the-MHS/Military-Command-Exception 

    Can You Join the Military with ADHD?

    https://www.additudemag.com/can-you-join-the-military-with-adhd/
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    Op! Got Your Research! Now I’m Going to Distort and Suppress It!

    2026/06/04 | 1h 4 mins.
    Welcome back to the communal Schauer, make sure to don your tin foil hat because this week we’re wading into the murky waters of interventionism and bungled progress. A word of warning to those of childbearing age: I swear a lot in this and it has been scientifically proven that profanity makes your ovaries grieve. 

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    And yes, I do apologize for the late upload, I’m trying to get the hang of recording at home. I appreciate everyone’s patience, you all are incredible and should be celebrated. I hope you all enjoy this week’s episode!

    The Allen Institute’s Collab w/ KEXP 

    https://alleninstitute.org/kexp 

    I helped with this!

    General Resources:

    Alzheimer’s Disease

    https://emedicine.medscape.com/article/1134817-overview#a2 

    Anatomy, Abdomen and Pelvis: Celiac Ganglia

    https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/books/NBK538129/#article-19097.s6

    Federal Food, Drug, and Cosmetic Act of 1938

    https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/books/NBK585046/

    Toxic Effects of Mercury on the Cardiovascular and Central Nervous System

    https://pmc.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/articles/PMC3395437/ 

    Tampons as a source of exposure to metal(loid)s

    https://www.sciencedirect.com/science/article/pii/S0160412024004355 

    Patents on Psychedelics: The Next Legal Battlefront of Drug Development 

    https://harvardlawreview.org/forum/no-volume/patents-on-psychedelics-the-next-legal-battlefront-of-drug-development/

    Caffeine-Induced Psychosis: A Case Report and Review of Literature

    https://pmc.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/articles/PMC11376648/ 

    The effect of caffeine and stress on auditory hallucinations in a non-clinical sample

    https://www.sciencedirect.com/science/article/abs/pii/S019188691000591X 

    Scientists Stop Pancreatic Cancer Before It Starts in Landmark Preclinical Study

    https://scitechdaily.com/scientists-stop-pancreatic-cancer-before-it-starts-in-landmark-preclinical-study/ 

    The Brain Waste System Disrupted by Alzheimer’s Mapped

    https://neurosciencenews.com/glymphatic-brain-waste-clearance-30785/ 

    The Resurgence of Hallucinogen Drugs in Clinical Research

    https://www.sciencedirect.com/science/article/pii/S0034837625001457 

    Residential psychedelic (LSD) therapy for the narcotic addict. A controlled study

    https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/4575166/ 

    This study is from 1973 - if you would do me the favor of scrolling down to the “similar articles” section I’d like you to note the dates of publication for related research. If you’re seeing what I’m seeing, psychedelics could’ve really helped a lot of people.

    Books

    Clean: The New Science of Skin and the Beauty of Doing Less - James Hamblin

    Natural Capitalism: Creating the Next Industrial Revolution - Paul Hawken

    Undermining Science: Suppression and Distortion in the Bush Administration - Seth Shulman

    Sweet and Deadly: How Coca-Cola Spreads Disinformation and Makes Us Sick - Murray Carpenter

    How to Change Your Mind: What the New Science of Psychedelics Teaches Us About Consciousness, Dying, Addiction, Depression, and Transcendence - Michael Pollan

    Unwell Women: Misdiagnosis and Myth in a Man-Made World - Elinor Cleghorn

    A History of Transgender Medicine in the United States: From Margins to Mainstream - Carolyn Wolf-Gould, Dallas Denny, Jamison Green, Kyan Lynch, Editors

    Food & Lobbying Resources:

    Nutrition Websites & Databases

    https://libguides.regiscollege.edu/nutrition/intro

    EWG’s Food Scores

    https://www.ewg.org/foodscores/

    Open Secrets

    https://www.opensecrets.org/ 
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    Healthcaring and Preparing for Pride!

    2026/05/29 | 1h 8 mins.
    Hello everyone! I first need to apologize for the late upload, I had absolutely terrible audio issues and I seriously need a new microphone. I appreciate the patience, truly.

    But anywho! This week we’re discussing chronic pain, chronic pain resources, books I’m reading, theories I’m brewing - we’re leaving no stone unturned and no tram unridden. Please also feel free to peruse the Cheesecake-Factory-like list of resources below, there’s almost too many options, but let the record show that I have never claimed to be brief.

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    New Research:
    Brain Region Discovered for Abstract Thought
    https://neurosciencenews.com/ventral-premotor-cortex-abstract-thinking-30753/

    Scientists identify brain circuit that helps us ‘change gears’
    https://medicalxpress.com/news/2026-05-scientists-brain-circuit-gears.html

    Yawning: unsuspected avenue for a better understanding of arousal and interoception https://www.sciencedirect.com/science/article/abs/pii/S0306987706000600

    Association between attention deficit hyperactivity disorder and bruxism: A systematic review protocol https://pmc.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/articles/PMC12425290/

    Scientists discover that dopamine receptors act as traffic signals to guide migrating brain cells
    https://www.psypost.org/how-brain-cells-use-dopamine-to-guide-migrating-neurons-during-fetal-development/

    Using Physics Equations to Map Memory Distortions
    https://neurosciencenews.com/quantum-emotions-physics-memory-30741/

    Accommodation Resources:
    Job Accommodation Network
    https://askjan.org/index.cfm

    Downloaded their JAN Workplace Accommodation Toolkit
    Extensive accommodations lists and information
    https://askjan.org/info-by-role.cfm#for-individuals

    Patient Advocate Foundation
    https://www.patientadvocate.org/
    They have services, programs like: Case management assistance, case management programs, a national financial resource directory, an education resource library, etc.

    Dysautonomia Support Network
    https://www.dysautonomiasupport.org/
    Treatment and Lifestyle Management Resources
    Various support options:
    US Regional Support
    Global Communities
    Special Interest Communities
    Lifestyle Clubs
    Dysautonomia Information Network
    https://www.dinet.org/
    An entire feed dedicated to news and information
    Support Fibro
    https://supportfibromyalgia.org/patient-services/
    They have a whole bunch of patient services!
    Chronic Pain and Complementary Health Approaches
    https://www.nccih.nih.gov/health/chronic-pain-and-complementary-health-approaches-usefulness-and-safety

    Additional Resources:
    Sapphic Pride LA
    https://sapphicla.com/
    Sapphic events and resource page
    The Brain Science of Elusive ‘Aha! Moments’
    https://www.scientificamerican.com/article/the-elusive-brain-science-of-aha-moments/
    Youcubed - Stanford Graduate School of Education
    https://www.youcubed.org/
    Website for math help and finger discrimination and perception
    If you’re looking for the book I was reading from, please check out ‘Movement Matters’ below.
    Chronic Pain & Disability Advocacy Books:
    Tell Me Where It Hurts: The New Science of Pain and How to Heal - Rachel Zoffness, PhD
    Visit her website to find more information and resources
    All Tangled Up in Autism and Chronic Illness: A Guide to Navigating Multiple Conditions - Charli Clement
    Living Well With Orthostatic Intolerance: A Guide to Diagnosis and Treatment - Peter C. Rowe, MD
    Disability Visibility: First-Person Stories from the Twenty-First Century - Edited by Alice Wong
    Rebel Health: A Field Guide to the Patient-Led Revolution in Medical Care

    General Books:
    Thinking in Systems: A Primer - Donella H. Meadows
    ADHD Body and Mind: A Compassionate Guide to Rewilding Your Nervous System with Neuroscience, Nutrition, and Gut-Brain Health - Dr. Miguel Toribio-Mateas
    How to Change Your Mind: What the New Science of Psychedelics Teaches Us About Consciousness, Dying, Addiction, Depression, and Transcendence - Michael Pollan
    An Elegant Defense: The Extraordinary New Science of the Immune System - Matt Richtel
    What My Bones Know: A Memoir of Healing From Complex Trauma - Stephanie Foo
    The Great Nerve: The New Science of the Vagus Nerve and How to Harness Its Healing Reflexes - Kevin J. Tracey, MD
    Movement Matters: How Embodied Cognition Informs Teaching and Learning - Edited by Sheila L. Macrine and Jennifer M. B. Fugate
    The Psychedelic Gospels: The Secret History of Hallucinogens in Christianity - Jerry B. Brown, PhD and Julie M. Brown, M.A.
    Rational Rhetoric: The Role of Science in Popular Discourse - David J. Tietge
    Books I’m Ordering for Pride Month:
    A History of Transgender Medicine in the United States: From Margins to Mainstream - Edited by Carolyn Wolf-Gould, Dallas Denny, Jamison Green, and Kyan Lynch
    Making the Rounds: Defying Norms in Love and Medicine - Patricia Grayhall
    Transforming Rights: How Law Shapes Transgender Lives, Identity and Community in India - Edited by Jayne Kothari
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    We’re Dekonstructing the Kardashians! (Feat. MJ Corey)

    2026/05/20 | 1h 10 mins.
    It’s a very special week for Schauer Thoughts listeners as we’re joined by author and psychoanalyst, MJ Corey, as she discusses her new book, Dekonstructing the Kardashians! We’ll be touching on the semiotics, theory, and history of Kim Kardashian and her family as well as cultural impacts of their rise. After you listen to the episode, make sure to check out the book and peruse MJ’s other writings on her socials - both are linked below. Thank you all so much for listening and make sure to like and subscribe on YouTube and rate me five stars on Spotify, Apple Podcasts, any place you get your podcasts.

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    Where to Purchase:

    Dekonstructing the Kardashians: A New Media Manifesto

    https://www.penguinrandomhouse.com/books/741643/dekonstructing-the-kardashians-by-mj-corey/ 

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    Let’s Discuss “Whiny Women,” Women’s Health, and the Hantavirus

    2026/05/13 | 1h 22 mins.
    Welcome to this week’s episode of Schauer Thoughts, we are continuing our discussion of May health observances, as well as why I think “whiny women” is the most IRONIC label and we’ll also be touching on the emerging Hantavirus outbreak. Please make sure to check out all the resources below, it is important to stay informed *especially* as an American, considering *gestures to current administration.*

    I just want to take the time to say, if you have chronic pain, I absolutely believe you. The world has been cruel and made you hide, belittled you, gaslit you, and that is a massive load of BS. It is cruel, unfair, and outright wrong - I am sending you support, resources, and will continue researching and speaking out because no one should ever have to “suck it up.”

    Also, the part about getting advised by a group of people with pain medication addictions is a joking suggestion. However, it would behoove everyone to get acquainted with the addiction community, seeing as how a lot of these conversations involve us but do not actually involve us as individuals.

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    — Book Resources —

    Tell Me Where It Hurts: The New Science of Pain and How to Heal - Rachel Zoffness, PhD

    ADHD: Body and Mind: A Compassionate Guide to Rewilding Your Nervous System with Neuroscience, Nutrition, and Gut-Brain Health - Dr. Miguel Toribio-Mateas

    An Elegant Defense: The Extraordinary New Science of the Immune System - Matt Richtel

    Attention: Beyond Mindfulness - Gay Watson

    Organ Speak: What It Really Means to Listen to Our Bodies - Giulia Enders

    — “Whiny Woman” & Laryngeal Manifestations Resources —

    The Whiny Woman, written by Dr. Mary Claire Haver, MD

    Role of the periaqueductal grey in vocal expression of emotion

    The role of the periaqueductal grey in vocal behavior

    Chronic Pain Syndromes and Their Laryngeal Manifestations

    Laryngeal Involvement in Connective Tissue Disorders. Is it Important for Patient Management? 

    Functional Voice Problems Are More Common in Several Chronic Pain Syndromes 


    Chronic Pain and Voice Disorders: The Brain Learns Pain  - The article from a speech therapist.


    Laryngeal involvement in systemic lupus erythematosus 


    A Case of Hoarseness with Acute Back Pain - Cardiovocal Syndrome Revisited 


    Rheumatologic Disease in Fibromyalgia and Impact on Voice

    — “Leaky Gut” Resources —


    Leaky Gut Syndrome: Myths and Management - ADHD Mind and Body also mentions “leaky gut” syndrome and that author is a neuroscientist and nutritionist


    The Wahls Diet for Multiple Sclerosis: A Conversation with Terry Wahls, MD, and Robert Rountree, MD - Information on “leaky gut syndrome” from a licensed medical professional with a peer-reviewed, open access medical journal. 

    — Hantavirus Resources —


    Hantavirus Fact Sheet by World Health Organization  -It’s best to check in with their ‘Newsroom’ periodically.

    What you need to know about hantavirus, the infection at the center of a deadly cruise ship outbreak

    Trump administration cut funding to study hantavirus, the virus behind the deadly cruise ship outbreak


    CJas999 - virologist  - Absolutely amazing virologist to follow who’s offering up-to-date information, nuance, and reassurance.

    Spillover: Animal Infections and the Next Human Pandemic - David Quammen 

    — Trauma Resources: Collective & Healthcare Professionals — 


    Reclaiming Your Life from Medical Trauma: Recognize the Symptoms, Find Treatment That Works, and Heal Your Brain and Body - James C. Jackson PsyD - This one literally just came out on April 28 so it’s very up-to-date and is for chronic and critical illness, painful procedures, pregnancy and labor, as well as caregiving

    Book: Collective Trauma, Collective Healing - Jack Saul

    Collective Trauma - Respond Effectively as an Organization

     — North Atlantic Books Part — 

    (Absolutely NOT Sponsored but I AM VERY MUCH WILLING TO BE)

    Queer Expressions: Expressive Art and Somatic Therapy Practices for Healing Body Trauma - Wenesdae Reim Ifrach, REAT, CLAT

    Healing the Land Teaches Us Who We Are: How Indigenous Cultural Resistance Can Restore the Earth, Recover Community, and Create Sustainable Futures - Maceo Carrillo Martinet, PhD


    https://www.northatlanticbooks.com/ - Absolutely INCREDIBLE amount of somatic books.

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Left and right brainers are often pitted against each other but here they’ll be given the time and space to collaborate. So strip away the day and step into the steam, it’s time to open up your pores and perspectives for a truly immersive, imaginative, and information-rich experience that’ll leave you refreshed and ready for whatever life throws at you next. Welcome to Schauer Thoughts, hosted by comedian and student-of-the-world Sarah Schauer! For advertising opportunities please email PodcastPartnerships@Studio71us.com    We wanna make the podcast even better, help us learn how we can: https://bit.ly/2EcYbu4   Privacy Policy: https://www.studio71.com/terms-and-conditions-use/#Privacy%20Policy
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