Stassi’s back with bestie Taylor Strecker — and she’s sick-sick. Fever, chills, body aches, two IVs, and every test (COVID, flu, all of it) came back negative. It’s officially a mystery illness. While she recovers, the girls swap germ-a-phobe confessions, parenting pet peeves, and the fine line between being cautious and being that friend who still shows up when their kid is sick. Then it’s Halloween party debrief time: Stassi’s Bubonic Plague costume crisis, Taylor’s full-commitment Blake Lively moment, and why niche costumes are the new status symbol — plus falling for fake AI videos and debating whether the Louvre heist was actually pulled off by a bored billionaire.Thanks for supporting our sponsors:Revolve: Shop at REVOLVE.com/STASSI and use code STASSI for 15% off your first order.#REVOLVEpartnerLittle Spoon: Simplify your kids mealtimes. Go to: littlespoon.com/STASSI and enter our code STASSI at checkout to get 50% OFF your first Little Spoon order.Thrive Causemetics: Go to thrivecausemetics.com/STASSI for an exclusive offer of 20% off your first order.Hiya Health: Receive 50% off your first order. To claim this deal you must go tohiyahealth.com/STASSI.Nutrafol: Nutrafol is offering our listeners ten dollars off your first month’s subscription and freeshipping when you go to nutrafol.com/stassi10.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
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HAPPY HALLOWEEN!
Stassi’s in full Halloween mode with C-O-Lo French! Between birthday shoutouts and planning her big pre-Halloween bash, she shares Hartford’s hilarious Disney costume contest moment—aka the “walked straight off the stage” debut. Then it’s on to her shockingly great dentist visit complete with laughing gas, Gilmore Girls, and a cashmere blanket. The girls dive into TikTok’s latest trend —Christmas in February? Re-grouping the months? Stassi swears the year really starts in September—and debate whether early Christmas lights mean you’re happy… or just holding on. Plus, the final showdown: candy or baked goods?Thanks for supporting our sponsors:Boll and Branch: For a limited time get 20% off Bed Bundles, plus free shipping andreturns, at BollAndBranch.com/stassi.IRestore: Unlock your best skin with @iRestorelaser and HUGE savings on the iRestore Illumina Face Mask with code Stassi at irestore.com/Stassi! #irestorepodWayfair: Get organized, refreshed, and ready for the holidays for way less. Head to Wayfair.com right now to shop all things home.Caraway: Visit Carawayhome.com/STASSI10 you can take an additional 10% off your nextPurchase.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
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Gabriella Sanon Didn't Know About The Louvre Heist & Group 7
Stassi’s joined by Vanderpump Villa’s Gabriella Sanon—who’s in town and somehow missed both the Louvre heist and TikTok’s viral “Group 7.” They keep things cheeky while teasing why filming the villa was one of Stassi’s best experiences ever, then dive into Stassi’s latest obsession: the Louvre heist—a National Treasure–level caper complete with billionaire theories and chic criminal energy. From there, it’s TikTok talk, Annabelle the haunted doll on tour, and a debate on whether vampires are real. Plus, she admits she’s never seen Twilight… despite once standing in for Kristen Stewart on a People magazine cover.Thanks for supporting our sponsors:PlutoTV: Pluto TV is your portal to watch free movies and TV shows anywhere, on any device. Download today and discover the easy way to stream all your favorite content.Thrive Causemetics: Go to thrivecausemetics.com/STASSI for an exclusive offer of 20% off your first order. Ro: Visit RO.CO/STASSI to see if your insurance covers GLP-1s—for free.Headspace: For a limited time, get Headspace FREE for 60 days. Go to Headspace.com/STASSIPODSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
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Taylor and Stassi are UNWELL
Stassi’s back with Taylor Strecker — in person this time! They’re bundled up in Stassi’s icebox studio, still recovering from their Unwell in Vegas weekend. Between flying private, performing alongside reality TV icons, and fangirling over the Nader sisters, the girls were treated like absolute queens (thanks, Alex Cooper) — and now they’re officially ruined.They laugh about being total narcs, debate which version of “father” fits best, and relive the whirlwind weekend — from pre-show jitters and a weird onstage hug to staying up at Club Stassi until 4:30 a.m. Plus, Stassi’s deep in her Life of a Showgirl era, convinced Taylor Swift’s “Father Figure” was written about her. The girls may be tired, unwell, and slightly delusional… but in the best way.Thanks for supporting our sponsors:Progressive: Visit Progressive.com to see if you could save on car insurance.PlutoTV: Pluto TV is your portal to watch free movies and TV shows anywhere, on any device. Download today and discover the easy way to stream all your favorite content.Hiya: Receive 50% off your first order. Go to hiyahealth.com/STASSI. Boll & Branch: For a limited time get 20% off Bed Bundles, plus free shipping and returns, at BollAndBranch.com/STASSIRevolve: Shop at REVOLVE.com/STASSI and use code STASSI for 15% off your first order. #REVOLVEpartnerNutrafol: Nutrafol is offering our listeners ten dollars off your first month’s subscription and free shipping when when you go to nutrafol.com/stassi10See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
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Life Of A Showgirl (Stassi's Version)
Stassi’s back with C-O-Lo French, and before diving into all things Taylor Swift, there’s a little weekend catch-up. Stassi had her version of a perfect Sunday — a 7 a.m. Zara shopping spree, a cozy Double Double Toil and Trouble morning with the kids, and a family flea market run that ended with an art piece she thought was perfect (until it wasn’t). The girls rave over Meghan Markle’s Paris Fashion Week looks before shifting to Taylor Swift’s The Life of a Showgirl. Lo’s the die-hard Swiftie, but even Stassi’s shocked by how much she loves it — and she’s fully convinced Taylor secretly wrote this one about her. They break down the TikTok drama, debate who “Canceled” might really be about, and laugh over fan theories (including the one about redwoods and… other tall things). In the end, they agree — that’s the magic of Taylor Swift: somehow, every album feels like she’s right there living it with you.Thanks for supporting our sponsors:Quince: Keep it classic and cozy this fall with long-lasting staples from Quince. Go to Quince.com/Stassi for free shipping on your order and 365-day returns. Progressive: Visit Progressive.com to see if you could save on car insurance.PlutoTV: Pluto TV is your portal to watch free movies and TV shows anywhere, on any device. Download today and discover the easy way to stream all your favorite content.Little Spoon: Get 50% off your first online order at littlespoon.com/STASSI with code STASSI at checkout.Caraway: Visit Carawayhome.com/STASSI10 you can take an additional 10% off your next purchase.Hiya: Receive 50% off your first order. Go to hiyahealth.com/STASSI. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
On this podcast, Stassi Schroeder Clark shares candid stories, personal reflections, and her token commentary on everything from pop culture to relationships to style, and beyond. With each episode, listeners get an intimate glimpse into Stassi's world, with her closest friends, as she navigates the highs and lows of life with humor, wit, and unapologetic honesty. Because when it comes to living life on your own terms, nobody does it quite like Stassi.