Muses of Mythology

“Ramses the Great was f***ing lucky he didn't have the Roman Empire breathing down his neck.”

It's the last episode of our Egyptian mythology season. Let's spend it talking about one goddess, one god, and two real dudes.
Other topics include a goddess not being associated with the afterlife, the world's first Egyptologist, Darien taking shots at Ramses the Great, using the Patron funds to access Nat Geo articles, Rick Riordan favoring Greek sources for every mythology, DJ advocating for more mashed up words.

Content Warning: This episode contains mentions of and conversations about animal attacks, death, the afterlife, murder, grave robbing, and infant/child death.

Spoilers for The Son of Neptune, Blood of Olympus, and The Tyrant’s Tomb.

Listen to Darien rant about The Things Gods Break on Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/musesofmythology

About Us
Muses of Mythology was created and co-hosted by Darien and DJ Smartt.
Our music is Athens Festival by Martin Haene. Our cover art is by Ranpakoka. Find him on Instagram @Ranpakoka 
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“You don't know sh*t, AI!”
Time to talk about the Greek and Egyptian crossover short stories that had huge lore implications which haven't been revisited in a decade. 
Other topics include revisiting the hosts’ issues with Wrath of the Triple Goddess, struggling to identify the exact release date of paperback editions, speculation of cheese, the tonal dissonance of the short stories coming out before Heroes of Olympus finished, Hazel having the potential to be the most powerful person in the world, and the perfect pitch for the Riordanverse Infinity War. 

Content Warning: This episode contains mentions of and conversations about racial slurs, being swallowed alive, physical violence, and animal death.

Spoilers for Chalice of the Gods, Mark of Athena, House of Hades, and Blood of Olympus 

Hear our thoughts about Percy Jackson and the Olympians season 2 on Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/musesofmythology

About Us
Muses of Mythology was created and co-hosted by Darien and DJ Smartt.
Our music is Athens Festival by Martin Haene. Our cover art is by Ranpakoka. Find him on Instagram @Ranpakoka 
Love the podcast? Support us on Patreon and get instant access to bloopers, outtakes, and bonus episodes! Patreon.com/musesofmythology
Get you hands on podcast merch at Musesofmythology.com/merch
Find us on Instagram. Find all of our episodes and episode transcripts at MusesOfMythology.com
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No portion of this episode may be used for AI training purposes or to create derivative works without express written permission from the creators and co-hosts Darien Smartt or Davis Smartt.

“I’ve mismarketed this episode.”
The number one book you should read at least once in your (after)life.
Other topics include defining some very important terms of the season, Egyptian funerary text themed Pokémon, offerings Darien would like left for her Ka, 42 Rules you should never break, Ammut mini-episode, a possible Kane Chronicles/Magnus Chase crossover, answering a question from the previous episode, and the New Game Plus of afterlifes.

Content Warning: This episode contains mentions of and conversations about death, the afterlife, embalming/mummification processes, animal attacks, and the destruction of the soul. 

Spoilers for Magnus Chase and the Gods of Asgard. 

Hear our thoughts about Percy Jackson and the Olympians season 2 on Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/musesofmythology

About Us
Muses of Mythology was created and co-hosted by Darien and DJ Smartt.
Our music is Athens Festival by Martin Haene. Our cover art is by Ranpakoka. Find him on Instagram @Ranpakoka 
Love the podcast? Support us on Patreon and get instant access to bloopers, outtakes, and bonus episodes! Patreon.com/musesofmythology
Get you hands on podcast merch at Musesofmythology.com/merch
Find us on Instagram. Find all of our episodes and episode transcripts at MusesOfMythology.com
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Support the show
No portion of this episode may be used for AI training purposes or to create derivative works without express written permission from the creators and co-hosts Darien Smartt or Davis Smartt.

“DJ made a face…”
This episode is not for listeners with ophidiphobia.
Other topics include the hosts’ aversion to sandbox games, utter confusion regarding Rick Riordan's ancient Egyptian timeline, DJ spoiling episode surprises, Darien's anti-pyramid agenda, and giving Rick Riordan some credit this season. 

Content Warning: This episode contains mentions of and conversations about snakes, death, dismemberment, being swallowed alive, the afterlife, and world-ending asteroids. 

Spoilers for Smite, Stargate: SG1, and Yu-Gi-Oh.

Hear our thoughts about Percy Jackson and the Olympians season 2 on Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/musesofmythology

About Us
Muses of Mythology was created and co-hosted by Darien and DJ Smartt.
Our music is Athens Festival by Martin Haene. Our cover art is by Ranpakoka. Find him on Instagram @Ranpakoka 
Love the podcast? Support us on Patreon and get instant access to bloopers, outtakes, and bonus episodes! Patreon.com/musesofmythology
Get you hands on podcast merch at Musesofmythology.com/merch
Find us on Instagram. Find all of our episodes and episode transcripts at MusesOfMythology.com

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Support the show
No portion of this episode may be used for AI training purposes or to create derivative works without express written permission from the creators and co-hosts Darien Smartt or Davis Smartt.

“That Tumblr post was right!”
It's time to cover what is arguably the most iconic deity of the Egyptian pantheon: Anubis!
Other topics include how the Sadie/Anubis love story would work better if it were more like Howl’s Moving Castle, the return of the siblings wishing Rick Riordan committing harder to his own lore, DJ proving that he has been paying attention the whole time, the return of Wolves Being A Problem, and Darien confessing to having no idea what real life jackals look like. 

Content Warning: This episode contains mentions of and conversations about death (human and animal) and the afterlife.

Spoilers for Howl’s Moving Castle, SMITE, The Mummy (1999), The Mummy Returns, Yu-Gi-Oh, and The Nine Lives of Chloe King.

Hear our thoughts about Percy Jackson and the Olympians season 2 on Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/musesofmythology

About Us
Muses of Mythology was created and co-hosted by Darien and DJ Smartt.
Our music is Athens Festival by Martin Haene. Our cover art is by Ranpakoka. Find him on Instagram @Ranpakoka 
Love the podcast? Support us on Patreon and get instant access to bloopers, outtakes, and bonus episodes! Patreon.com/musesofmythology
Get you hands on podcast merch at Musesofmythology.com/merch
Find us on Instagram. Find all of our episodes and episode transcripts at MusesOfMythology.com

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Support the show
No portion of this episode may be used for AI training purposes or to create derivative works without express written permission from the creators and co-hosts Darien Smartt or Davis Smartt.