Ever wondered how a prank call goes when the prankster has all the wrong information? Darren "Whackhead" Simpson delivers comedy gold in this KFM Mornings exclusive as he poses as an estate manager confronting a resident about unpaid electricity bills. What starts as a call based on incorrect details quickly spirals into absurd accusations - from speeding violations and spying on sunbathing neighbors to kicking dogs and theft! The target's frustration builds to a breaking point as Wackhead piles on increasingly ridiculous claims, culminating in a satisfying explosion of anger when the victim realizes he's been pranked.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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Senseless Survey: The art of absurd questions
Ever wondered what happens when random strangers get bombarded with the most ridiculous questions imaginable? Darren Wackhead Simpson's "Senseless Survey" on Kfm Mornings delivers exactly that - a hilarious segment where unsuspecting people attempt to answer questions that make absolutely no sense. From unconscious birds to civil wars and funeral bouquet tosses, this episode showcases how ordinary people react when confronted with extraordinary absurdity.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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Whackhead makes a man SWEAT in this hilarious prank
In this hilarious episode of Kfm Mornings, host Darren "Wackhead" Simpson delivers another masterful prank call that leaves an innocent cleaning business owner absolutely terrified. When a wife and daughter request Wackhead to "make this dude sweat," he transforms into Detective Swanppula from Durbanville Police Station, convincing the poor man he's inadvertently cleaned up a crime scene and might be romantically involved with a pregnant client. The genuine panic in the victim's voice as he desperately tries to explain his legitimate cleaning business creates comedy gold for listeners.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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Whackhead prank: Identity Theft Frustrations
Ever received a call about debt you never incurred? In this hilarious episode of Darren Whackhead's famous prank calls, we dive into the all-too-common South African experience of identity theft. When Clayeron Howard receives yet another call about an account she never opened, her patience has finally run out. What follows is an explosive exchange where accusations fly, names are questioned, and frustration reaches comical heights before the big reveal. The hosts share their own identity theft stories - from mysterious phone contracts to bank accounts opened in their names - highlighting how widespread this issue has become in South Africa. "It's part of growing up in South Africa. Once in your lifetime you will experience something like this," one host remarks, capturing the unfortunate reality many listeners will relate to. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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Whackhead prank: The case of the missing data
Are you mysteriously losing data faster than you can say "refresh"? You're not alone. In this hilarious episode, we dive into the absurd world of "shared data plans" through a classic Whackhead Simpson prank call that will leave you questioning your cell phone contract and crying with laughter. Heinrich's frustration over his daughter's disappearing data takes an unexpected turn when he discovers his phone number isn't exclusively his anymore. What follows is a comedic three-way conversation between a confused customer, a fake Vodacom representative, and "Lips" - a woman who claims to have had the same number for years. The territorial dispute over a single phone number escalates into hilarious threats and misunderstandings that perfectly capture South African budget-saving creativity gone wrong. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
About Darren “Whackhead” Simpson’s prank calls on Kfm Mornings
If you know someone who’s highly ‘Prankable’, tell us about them. Send us an email to [email protected] then catch Whackhead’s Prank Call on Kfm Mornings with Darren, Sherlin and Sibs at 08:10, every weekday morning, only on Kfm 94.5.
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