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• Episode 110 - My Billionaire Boss Is A Vampire

  A certain neurodivergent producer/husband has an affinity for truth in advertising, so it should come as no surprise that Katie had a blast telling Maxx all about My Billionaire Boss Is A Vampire by Kate McDarris. All that was missing in the title was a "But" and then a comically long list of things they wanted to do to their boss. (Producer's note: Oh, just you wait...)Book Description"My boss is worth $42 billion. I just found out he’s a vampire...and I'm about to be his next snack."Alice has been crushing on her billionaire boss and there are definite vibes between them. One night she discovers the shocking truth he's been keeping: he's a vampire, and dawn is quickly approaching. Steric warns he'll do wicked things to her if she invites him inside. The sun might set him on fire, but Alice is the one he burns for.He's standing in her doorway right now and she has a choice to make.Does Alice have what it takes to survive a whole day alone with her billionaire vampire boss?Triple T's (taken from Kate's own content page): 69, alcohol consumption, alpha male, anal, assault , bathtub sex, being watched during intercourse, billionaire, biting/teeth/fangs, blood/drinking, bondage/restraint, "break up to save her," control/loss of control, demon, desperation, dirty talk, fingering/fisting, gender fluidity, "good girl/good vampire,” gore/decapitation, guns/gunfire/shooting, hand necklace/choking, hurt/comfort, kidnapping, lingerie/panties, magic, marathon/multiple orgasm, masturbation, ménage/MFM, “Mine/Yours,” murder, office romance, oral, orgasm denial, ownership/claiming/marking, outercourse pleasure, oral while standing up, power play, spanking/whipping, strong female, rimming, rough sex, tails, vampire, and violence.(Producer's note: ...told you.)So...What Are You Into?Katie: Quiet days thanks to our kids being in school.Carl: TampopoAuthor's WebsiteOur LinktreeMusic: "Storytime" by Maxx Joy ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★

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• Episode 109 - Ready For Her Alien Husband

  Katie opted to keep things light and the stakes low this week, and you won't hear Maxx complaining! Join us this week for Ready For Her Alien Husband by Marian Pattechat and snuggle up with the cozy, "slice of life" vibes!Book DescriptionTrixie’s dream has come true: she has been identified as the fated mate of a Gaenthian. He’s handsome, buff, winged, and horned. It’s just what she’s been fantasizing about ever since his warrior race came to Earth’s assistance two years ago. The trip to her new home on a space station can’t end soon enough; she’s more than ready to meet her alien husband. Sure, some things give her cause for concern, like their significant size difference. But everything should end with a HEA. Her massive collection of sci-fi romance novels says so.Vrixiel can’t wait to hold his Goddess-chosen female in his arms. The petite Terran with hair as pink as his home planet’s sky is all he could wish for, judging by the holographic file he has on Lady Trixie. He has no doubt she will be impressed with his many medals and the home he has furnished for her. However, will that be enough when his hard-kept secret comes to light? Or will she put an end to their marriage before it has even begun?Triple T'sTRIGGERS: mentions of chronic pain and physical limitations, male body insecurity, heteronormative and socially conservative alien society.TROPES: F/M cis/het alien romance, human FMC & alien MMC, AI assisted fated mates, cool sci-fi escapism, slice of horny life, size difference (with a twist).TITILLATIONS: horn play, cunnilingus, pierced MMC, he went to sex school.So..What Are You Into?Katie: Lost Feather by Merri BrightMaxx: Flint Local 432Author's WebsiteOur LinktreeJoin Our Discord!Support Us On Ko-Fi!Music: "Storytime" by Maxx Joy ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★

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• Episode 108 - Taking The Step

  To Maxx's delight, the darkness of Sinful Signings is behind us (Producer's Note: LOVE YOU, SINFUL BESTIES!!!), and now things can get back to normal, with "normal" meaning "the weird and goofy stuff," and few do weird and goofy like Bjorn Wilde! This week, Katie covers books 1-5 of Bjorn's stepparent taboo series, Taking The Step, and we lose our collective minds at the notion of an 18-year-old with a penis who's barely touched the darn thing!Book Description Shy eighteen-year-old Cam is ready to be a man…he just doesn’t know how. One thing he does know, though…he certainly doesn’t need his jocky, new step-dad Jason trying to teach him.But when his mom gets called away on business, it’s Cam’s worst nightmare come to life as Jason plans a special guys’ week in hopes of getting his step-son to finally open up.One-on-one bonding with his step-dad couldn’t possibly be further from Cam’s idea of a good time. This guys’ week, though, is destined to bring the two closer than they ever imagined.Triple T'sTRIGGERS: naive adolescent MMC and taboo attraction.TROPES: M/M Cis/Homosexual step-daddy romance, sexual awakening, virgin main character, rom-com heavy on the com, awakenings…just…awakenings.TITILLATIONS: physical self discovery, masturbation, exhibitionism & voyeurism, mild dom/sub dynamics, homemade sex tape of your super-hot step dad, condom practice. (Suspend your disbelief, this 18 year old man has never touched his own junk before.)So...What Are You Into?Katie: The Lazarus Project and "The Doll People" by Sofia IsellaMaxx: Pablo Torre Finds Out, the Criterion Channel, and FOIAball.Author's WebsiteOur LinktreeJoin Our Discord!Music: "Storytime" by Mated Fates ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★

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• Sinful Signings Recap, A Soft Reboot, And A Giveaway!

  Producer's Note: we understand that this isn't a normal episode, and that you may not be interested in hearing us talk about Sinful Signings again. If you would like to hear about the giveaway, jump ahead to the 24:50 mark.No book this week as we're blasting this one out far and wide for patrons and main liners alike! This week we're recapping Sinful Signings 2025, looking ahead to BOTH Sinful Signings events next year, talking about the future of the show, and we're hosting our first-ever giveaway! Our TikTokOur LinktreeJoin Our Discord!Support Us on Patreon!Music: "Storytime" by Mated Fates ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★

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• Episode 107 - Wicked Games (Cheap Smut Live at Sinful Signings 2025)

  Producer's Note: given the difficult nature of capturing live sound, this episode's volume levels are going to be higher than what you are used to. For our first Sinful Signings in 2024, we interviewed New York Times bestselling author Brynne Weaver and had no idea how we could top that. Well, thanks to the amazing Sinful Signings team (thank you, Autumn, Desi, and David!), we were able to top it and then some with our first-ever LIVE episode! Katie and Carl were joined by narrator Lizzie Heard and a room full of smut lovers as Katie told the tale of Wicked Games by P.H. Nix and Celeste Night. Proceedings got more unhinged than usual, so strap in and bask in one of the wildest and darkest books we've ever covered!Book DescriptionA black envelope with silver filigree, a house long abandoned by residents, and a tragedy covered up in the bayou. What did these three things have in common?HarperWhen I received an invitation to the House of Horrors at the once beautiful Toussaint Manor, unease had filled every fiber of my being. And like the dumbass I was, I still went. What I didn’t know was that once I stepped foot inside, I might not ever leave.MinosHarper Leigh was beautiful, but beneath her sweet facade, I knew that she was a snake, just like the rest of her friends. She had to pay for the pain she’d caused, preferably in blood.ErebusOnce I caught sight of the woman with haunting eyes and midnight colored hair, I knew that she had to be mine. My brother wanted to punish her, but I wanted to keep her. That could only happen if she lived through our trials.Triple T'sTRIGGERS: murder, torture, blood, gore, death, fire, mauling by alligator, violent and erotic horror, bloody revenge.TROPES: Saw-like torture house, final girl awakenings.TITILLATIONS: dubious consent/non-consent, suspension, binding w/ rope, double penetration, oral sex, anal sex, vaginal sex, penetration w/ a weapon (gun).So...What Are You Into?Lizzie: Her child!Katie: Seekers NotesCarl: "CPR" by Wet Leg and The Second Founding by Eric FonerLizzie on TikTokP.H. Nix's WebsiteOur LinktreeJoin Our Discord!Support Us on Patreon!Music: "Storytime" by Mated Fates ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★

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