Bonus Chapter: Guided Meditation And Affirmations On Staying Average
I have arranged a very special one-to-one guided meditation session on staying average. Affirmations included. Awaiting payment for this. Sit back and keep sitting back because that's what average people do.
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11 Wrapping Up
It all ends here. Or does it actually begin? Nah! It ends. Good luck on being average and I really hope we stumble upon each other on a commute, in a bar, on the crosswalk or anywhere else.
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10 The Modern-Day Stoic
The path to liberation is tough. That's why you need some substantial concepts to help you become an average person or employee. Stoicism and Taoism could help you become one. You are the Chosen One.
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6 The Bogus Of Employee Motivation
Employee motivation is a joke. You and I both know that. From ethnic days to team lunches, it's all bullshit. But why do we enjoy them?
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9 How To Be The Most Average Employee Ever
Tested and proven strategies on how you can be the most average employee in your workplace. All 100% effective.
When everyone around you is pushing and forcing you to be perpetually productive, achieve greater things in life, come out of your comfort zone, keep growing, learn a new skill and do more, you need someone to remind you to take it slow and calm the hell down.
I am that someone.
Amidst all the chaos that surrounds you in the form of forced and toxic positivity, false motivation and peer pressure, this series is all about pausing our sprint for a moment and embracing our mediocrity.
To realize that we are average and we will die average no matter what. Welcome to the demotivational podcast!
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