Acquisitions Anonymous - #1 for business buying, selling and operating

In this episode the hosts analyze a $36M Lake Powell boat and powersports rental empire, debating whether the massive fleet of boats, jet skis, ATVs, and marina access creates an incredible asset yield—or an overpriced operational headache.

Business Listing – https://www.boatrentalslakepowell.com/business-for-sale/#:~:text=A%20boat%20rental%20business%20for%20sale%20is,email%20lists%2C%20supplier%20prices%2C%20and%20phone%20systems**

Welcome to Acquisitions Anonymous – the #1 podcast for small business M&A. Every week, we break down businesses for sale and talk about buying, operating, and growing them.

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This episode dives into a $36.9M boat and powersports rental business on Lake Powell, featuring a massive asset base that includes Mastercraft wake boats, jet skis, ATVs, service vehicles, commercial buildings, and even RV storage. The business rents luxury boats for as much as $2,500 per 8-hour rental and operates across multiple marinas at one of the most popular recreational lakes in the United States.

Key Highlights
- $36.9M asking price for a Lake Powell recreation rental business with boats, jet skis, ATVs, real estate, and RV storage.
- Luxury wake boats rent for ~$2,500 for 8 hours, with delivery packages up to $15K for destination rentals.
- Highly asset-heavy business model where ROI depends on fleet utilization and replacement cycles.
- Critical dependency on marina access and tourist traffic for lead generation.
- Complex accounting considerations including depreciation, resale of equipment, and potential tax recapture.
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In this episode, the hosts analyze a three-location skincare franchise in Alexandria, VA generating $6.4M in revenue—but debate whether razor-thin margins and franchisor red flags make this a falling knife.

Business Listing – https://www.bizbuysell.com/business-opportunity/3-open-and-operating-skin-care-franchises-in-dmv-with-6-4m-in-revenue/2472429/

Welcome to Acquisitions Anonymous – the #1 podcast for small business M&A. Every week, we break down businesses for sale and talk about buying, operating, and growing them.

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This week, the hosts break down a three-location skincare franchise in Alexandria, Virginia (DMV area) generating $6.4M in revenue with $356K in EBITDA. The concept positions itself as a “modern facial studio,” blending spa-quality services with fitness-style memberships. Revenue is driven by three streams: recurring membership dues, à la carte facial services, and high-margin retail skincare products. On paper, it taps into the $100B U.S. skincare market and operates in a high-income region.

Key Highlights:
- $6.4M revenue across 3 locations; $356K EBITDA (≈5% margin)
- $2M asking price — difficult to finance at current earnings
- Membership + services + retail model modeled after fitness studios
- Corporate-owned franchise locations being sold as a package
- Key risk: churn, labor intensity, lease exposure, and unclear store-level ramp
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In this episode, the hosts review the franchise disclosure document for Comfort Keepers and debate whether senior in-home care franchising is a scalable wealth builder—or a people-management headache best left to the right operator.

Business Listing – https://drive.google.com/file/d/1r5H1kMC9XeqI5RudHPEJGf4iD-7hcNCl/view?usp=sharing

Welcome to Acquisitions Anonymous – the #1 podcast for small business M&A. Every week, we break down businesses for sale and talk about buying, operating, and growing them.

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This week, Alex Smereczniak joins the show to walk through something we rarely analyze: a full Franchise Disclosure Document (FDD). The focus is on Comfort Keepers, a non-medical in-home senior care franchise with over 600 units and decades of operating history. The hosts dig into Item 7 (startup costs), Item 19 (unit-level financial performance), and Item 20 (unit openings and closures) to evaluate the system’s health. Startup costs range roughly $100K–$160K, largely working capital. Mature units average well into seven figures in revenue, with top performers exceeding $20M annually. Closures are relatively low, and most franchisees have operated for 7+ years—strong signals for system stability.

Key Highlights:
- Senior in-home care franchise with 600+ locations and long operating history
- Startup cost: ~$100K–$160K; revenue potential into 7 figures
- Majority of units operating 7+ years; relatively low closures
- Labor-heavy model with 25–100 caregivers per territory
- Macro demographic tailwinds: aging population drives demand
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In this episode, the hosts analyze a $2M revenue mobile dog grooming franchise on Long Island and debate whether strong margins and recurring revenue justify the premium price—especially after franchise fees and fleet CapEx.

Business Listing – https://www.bizbuysell.com/business-opportunity/8-years-open-operating-and-profitable-franchisor-s-founding-location/2444631/

Welcome to Acquisitions Anonymous – the #1 podcast for small business M&A. Every week, we break down businesses for sale and talk about buying, operating, and growing them.

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This week, the hosts, and franchise expert Connor Groce break down an intriguing pet services deal: a mobile dog grooming franchise covering all of Long Island, New York. The business generates $2.1M in revenue with a stated $744K EBITDA and is asking $3.2M. It operates 13 fully outfitted grooming vans and serves Nassau and Suffolk counties—no storefront required. As the founding location of the franchise system, it also comes with brand credibility and operational systems built over eight years.

Key Highlights:
- $2.1M revenue, $744K stated EBITDA, $3.2M asking price
- 13 mobile grooming vans serving Long Island territory
- Franchise royalty adjustment likely reduces true cash flow
- Customer loyalty risk tied to individual groomers
- SBA loan likely viable—but franchise approval and bank underwriting matter
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In this episode, the hosts break down a 30-year-old site prep and grading business in coastal North Carolina, debating whether steady demand and durable relationships outweigh the heavy equipment CapEx risks.

Business Listing – https://www.bizbuysell.com/business-opportunity/excavation-grading-and-hauling-business-for-sale/2464393/

Welcome to Acquisitions Anonymous – the #1 podcast for small business M&A. Every week, we break down businesses for sale and talk about buying, operating, and growing them.

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HubSpot is the backbone for how businesses scale without chaos. Try them out here: https://go.try-hubspot.com/OeG9Vr

💰 Sponsored by:
Acquisition Lab – Your fast-track to business ownership. Get hands-on support, world-class resources, and join a top-tier community of acquisition entrepreneurs. Schedule your free consultation at https://www.acquisitionlab.com and mention Acquisitions Anonymous!

Tonnesen Accounting Services - Tonnesen provides full quality of earnings reports trusted by buyers, lenders, and brokers on over $500 million in deals each year. Fast, detailed, and affordable. Visit tonnesenaccountingservices.com or connect with Josh Tonnesen on LinkedIn for a free consult.

This week, the hosts analyze a $4.2M revenue excavation, grading, and hauling business located near Wilmington, North Carolina. Founded in 1993, the company specializes in land clearing, structural demolition, grading, and material hauling—essentially delivering flat, build-ready dirt lots to developers and builders. The asking price is $3.6M and includes $480K of owner-occupied real estate plus a full fleet: excavators, dozers, dump trucks, trailers, and more.

Key Highlights:
- $4.2M revenue excavation & site prep company; $3.6M asking price
- 30-year operating history with 13 FTEs and significant heavy equipment fleet
- Major diligence focus: maintenance CapEx vs. true EBITDA
- SBA 12-month seller transition rule creates relationship transfer risk
- Strong local moat: equipment proximity limits out-of-state competition
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