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🎁 On the twelfth day of Faves-Mas TSFU gave to me... TSFU Ep. 173- SEXY LOOPHOLES: Don't Let God Catch You Banging (with Kristen, May 2025)In this episode Ash and Kristen give you a little breather from the heavy topics we've had on deck recently! The gals talk about how the kids in different religions beat around the bush so Jesus doesn't see.The Loophole by Garfunkel and OatesCatholic Girls by Frank ZappaLoophole by Noel MillerSoakin' USA by Zelph on the Shelf-To hear all 25 episodes of Ash Learns the Bible, plus early access to regular content, and ad-free versions of all 600 episodes in our catalog, visit our Patreon!-If you'd like to support my escape to Indonesia, check out the GOFUNDME :)  -Audio editing by Gaytrice Perdue.-Ready for a virtual game night?! Head over to our Discord!-Myuu - Santa's Tricks is under a YouTube Free license.https://www.youtube.com/myuujiMusic powered by BreakingCopyright: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=copExincAKU&list=PLfP6i5T0-DkI87bsPOQ2GdqCpRvtextbb&index=5Find more music here: https://breakingcopyright.com

🎁 On the eleventh day of Faves-Mas TSFU gave to me... TSFU: Ep. 151- Unqualified AF: Dr. Phil and Decades of Destruction (with Fallon, Apr 2024)Where do we even start with "Dr." flipping Phil. He's not a licensed anything, accept for a-hole, and hasn't been for years. He's known for berating and being abusive towards guests, enabling victims of addiction, exploiting mental illness, and maybe best of all, sending multiple kids to Troubled Teen institutions.-Join us on PATREON for ad-free access to our entire catalog (including all 25 episodes of Ash Learns the Bible), Patreon exclusive episodes and updates and all of the behind the scenes deets! We've also just introduced a new Parasocial Bestie tier that's only $2.50 a month!-If you'd like to support my escape to Indonesia, check out the GOFUNDME :)  -Ready for a virtual game night?! Head over to our Discord!-Research by Erin Collins.-Audio Editing by Dallas Hernandez.-Myuu - Santa's Tricks is under a YouTube Free license.https://www.youtube.com/myuujiMusic powered by BreakingCopyright: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=copExincAKU&list=PLfP6i5T0-DkI87bsPOQ2GdqCpRvtextbb&index=5Find more music here: https://breakingcopyright.com

🎁 On the tenth day of Faves-Mas TSFU gave to me... TSFU: Ep. 139- MLM Madness: Holiday Magic- Homemaking and Felating Dildos (with Fallon, Dec 2023)Have you heard of Holiday Magic?! It's an MLM that successfully ran from 1964-1974, and was created by a dude (obviously) who saw a bunch of home products and cosmetics in someone's garage one day and apparently asked if he could buy it all.These "beautician magicians" and other Holiday Magic employees were forced to complete a seminar at the Leadership Dynamics Institute, known for it's traumatic "sensitivity trainings", which included such activities as felating dildos and being locked in a cage for hours. I don't know about you, but I feel like my sales would just skyrocket after this!-To hear all 25 episodes of Ash Learns the Bible, plus early access to regular content, and ad-free versions of all 600 episodes in our catalog, visit our Patreon!-If you'd like to support my escape to Indonesia, check out the GOFUNDME :)  -Research, storytelling and audio editing by Fallon Morey.-Ready for a virtual game night?! Head over to our Discord!-Myuu - Santa's Tricks is under a YouTube Free license.https://www.youtube.com/myuujiMusic powered by BreakingCopyright: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=copExincAKU&list=PLfP6i5T0-DkI87bsPOQ2GdqCpRvtextbb&index=5Find more music here: https://breakingcopyright.com

🎁 On the ninth day of Faves-Mas TSFU gave to me... Ash Learns The Bible: Ep. 7- Christmas Miracles (with Kristal and Ryan, Dec 2023)Merry Christmas Cultlings! Or Happy Honda Days, Merry Chrysler, or whatever your jam is! This is our gift to you, ANOTHER PATREON EXCLUSIVE episode!Did y'all know that Christmas isn't JUST about presents and lights and decorations? It's actually kind of mainly about this dude named Jesus. In this special holiday episode, Ash takes a stab at telling the story of Christ's birth and Kristal steps in to make it factual. We've got a 100 plus year old woman giving birth, and justice for Elizabeth, Zechariah and John the Baptist. Ash and Kristal start the St. John the Baptist fan club with a few hashtags and t-shirts to come, SAY HIS NAME!And Ash shares her favorite Christian rock song with us at the end, if you've got gonorrhea on Valentine's Day or Christmas... "Why Don't You Look Into Jesus?"?!Find Kristal on her Linktree, check her out on TheGram, and find more info about and tickets to for her live stand-up shows here.-To hear all 25 episodes of Ash Learns the Bible, plus early access to regular content, and ad-free versions of all 600 episodes in our catalog, visit our Patreon!-If you'd like to support my escape to Indonesia, check out the GOFUNDME :)  -Ready for a virtual game night?! Head over to our Discord!-Research and storytelling by Kristal Adams.-Co-hosting and audio editing by Ryan Pregent.-Myuu - Santa's Tricks is under a YouTube Free license.https://www.youtube.com/myuujiMusic powered by BreakingCopyright: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=copExincAKU&list=PLfP6i5T0-DkI87bsPOQ2GdqCpRvtextbb&index=5Find more music here: https://breakingcopyright.com

🎁 On the eighth day of Faves-Mas TSFU gave to me... Black Dahlia Breakdown: Full Series Part II - Ep. 3: Tamar and Fauna Hodel & Ep. 4: George and Surrealism (with Megan from Give Us Morgue, Mar 2023)This season was A LOT. So many people, places, incidents, etc. to keep track of, especially over the course of a month... so we've taken out the intros and outros from episodes 2, 3 and 4 so that you can just follow the story straight from start to finish. Listen to the Part I first to hear episodes 1 and 2!Ash and Megan from Give Us Morgue explore the man behind the mystery of who most likely killed Elizabeth Short (aka The Black Dahlia), George Hodel; as well as the generational wake of terror and destruction that he left, causing members of his own family to name the podcast Root of Evil: The True Story of the Hodel Family and the Black Dahlia after him.-In the third installment of Black Dahlia Breakdown, Ash and Megan talk about George's daughter Tamar and the legacy of pain she left in her wake. They also discuss Tamar's first born daughter Fauna, whose traumatic upbringing with her adoptive parents could have possibly been the lesser of two evils, because life with Tamar was a living hell for her other children.Trigger Warning for SA and highly disturbing themes.-In their last episode, Ash and Megan go over George's obsession with the surrealist art movement, which dictated his entire value system and way of life. Surrealism is described by Mark Nelson, author of The Exquisite Corpse, as “an interplay of irrationality, eroticism, and violence…”, super stuff to live by.Trigger Warning for highly disturbing themes.-Join us on PATREON for ad-free access to our entire catalog (including all 25 episodes of Ash Learns the Bible), Patreon exclusive episodes and updates and all of the behind the scenes deets! We've also just introduced a new Parasocial Bestie tier that's only $2.50 a month!-If you'd like to support my escape to Indonesia, check out the GOFUNDME :)  -Ready for a virtual game night?! Head over to our Discord!-Absolutely amazing research assistance by Celi Riojas.-Audio editing by Nicole Peek and Jennifer Chen.-Myuu - Santa's Tricks is under a YouTube Free license.https://www.youtube.com/myuujiMusic powered by BreakingCopyright: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=copExincAKU&list=PLfP6i5T0-DkI87bsPOQ2GdqCpRvtextbb&index=5Find more music here: https://breakingcopyright.com