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  • Serpent and Scholar - Dramione Fanfiction

    Pheromones, Please by S&S — Chapters 24 to 24

    2026/05/12 | 13 mins.
    A rom-com Dramione mystery
    A stolen Ministry prototype potion—Amora Resonare—hits Hogwarts and the castle promptly turns into a love-fest. You can smell the scent of the one you're most attracted to. Everyone can. It's a perfect time for Dolores Umbridge to install “discipline” and legislate everyone’s breathing space into contraband.

    Draco Malfoy would like the record to reflect that he is a victim of propaganda. Specifically: Hogwarts’ propaganda, in which his very loud statement about preferring flobberworm Transfiguration to Hermione Granger has become a recurring headline. Pansy quotes it whenever he enters a room. Ravenclaw maintains a spreadsheet of “evidence,” and Draco cannot prove a negative against a student body that has discovered data entry. Decree 24 turns “three friends talking” into a crime, so Umbridge forces a loophole that keeps Draco and Hermione together as the only legal pair allowed to investigate the outbreak. He is supposed to monitor her.

    Hermione Granger would like the record to reflect that she has no time for hormones, gossip, or Malfoy’s irritating competence. She’s navigating O.W.L. panic, Umbridge patrols, and the DA’s fragile logistics while mapping incident patterns that scream “not student-made.”

    And of course, the question everyone's asking: "who made the potion?!"
  • Serpent and Scholar - Dramione Fanfiction

    Pheromones, Please by S&S — Chapters 17 to 23

    2026/05/11 | 3h
    A rom-com Dramione mystery
    A stolen Ministry prototype potion—Amora Resonare—hits Hogwarts and the castle promptly turns into a love-fest. You can smell the scent of the one you're most attracted to. Everyone can. It's a perfect time for Dolores Umbridge to install “discipline” and legislate everyone’s breathing space into contraband.

    Draco Malfoy would like the record to reflect that he is a victim of propaganda. Specifically: Hogwarts’ propaganda, in which his very loud statement about preferring flobberworm Transfiguration to Hermione Granger has become a recurring headline. Pansy quotes it whenever he enters a room. Ravenclaw maintains a spreadsheet of “evidence,” and Draco cannot prove a negative against a student body that has discovered data entry. Decree 24 turns “three friends talking” into a crime, so Umbridge forces a loophole that keeps Draco and Hermione together as the only legal pair allowed to investigate the outbreak. He is supposed to monitor her.

    Hermione Granger would like the record to reflect that she has no time for hormones, gossip, or Malfoy’s irritating competence. She’s navigating O.W.L. panic, Umbridge patrols, and the DA’s fragile logistics while mapping incident patterns that scream “not student-made.”

    And of course, the question everyone's asking: "who made the potion?!"
  • Serpent and Scholar - Dramione Fanfiction

    Pheromones, Please by S&S — Chapters 9 to 16

    2026/05/10 | 3h
    A rom-com Dramione mystery
    A stolen Ministry prototype potion—Amora Resonare—hits Hogwarts and the castle promptly turns into a love-fest. You can smell the scent of the one you're most attracted to. Everyone can. It's a perfect time for Dolores Umbridge to install “discipline” and legislate everyone’s breathing space into contraband.

    Draco Malfoy would like the record to reflect that he is a victim of propaganda. Specifically: Hogwarts’ propaganda, in which his very loud statement about preferring flobberworm Transfiguration to Hermione Granger has become a recurring headline. Pansy quotes it whenever he enters a room. Ravenclaw maintains a spreadsheet of “evidence,” and Draco cannot prove a negative against a student body that has discovered data entry. Decree 24 turns “three friends talking” into a crime, so Umbridge forces a loophole that keeps Draco and Hermione together as the only legal pair allowed to investigate the outbreak. He is supposed to monitor her.

    Hermione Granger would like the record to reflect that she has no time for hormones, gossip, or Malfoy’s irritating competence. She’s navigating O.W.L. panic, Umbridge patrols, and the DA’s fragile logistics while mapping incident patterns that scream “not student-made.”

    And of course, the question everyone's asking: "who made the potion?!"
  • Serpent and Scholar - Dramione Fanfiction

    Pheromones, Please by S&S — Chapters 1 to 8

    2026/05/07 | 3h 4 mins.
    A rom-com Dramione mystery
    A stolen Ministry prototype potion—Amora Resonare—hits Hogwarts and the castle promptly turns into a love-fest. You can smell the scent of the one you're most attracted to. Everyone can. It's a perfect time for Dolores Umbridge to install “discipline” and legislate everyone’s breathing space into contraband.

    Draco Malfoy would like the record to reflect that he is a victim of propaganda. Specifically: Hogwarts’ propaganda, in which his very loud statement about preferring flobberworm Transfiguration to Hermione Granger has become a recurring headline. Pansy quotes it whenever he enters a room. Ravenclaw maintains a spreadsheet of “evidence,” and Draco cannot prove a negative against a student body that has discovered data entry. Decree 24 turns “three friends talking” into a crime, so Umbridge forces a loophole that keeps Draco and Hermione together as the only legal pair allowed to investigate the outbreak. He is supposed to monitor her.

    Hermione Granger would like the record to reflect that she has no time for hormones, gossip, or Malfoy’s irritating competence. She’s navigating O.W.L. panic, Umbridge patrols, and the DA’s fragile logistics while mapping incident patterns that scream “not student-made.”

    And of course, the question everyone's asking: "who made the potion?!"
  • Serpent and Scholar - Dramione Fanfiction

    In Very Cold Blood by Axiomea — Chapters 40 to 42

    2026/05/05 | 2h 16 mins.
    A scarred and grieving Hermione Granger returns to Hogwarts after the Battle, crushed by her brother's brutal murder.A fallen Draco Malfoy comes back as Head Boy and wants to keep his mind away from the bad choices that led him to trial.Mysterious assaults and threats soon target Hermione, and Draco has no choice but to get involved.The hunt for answers begins, digging into memories, diaries, and abandoned houses to piece together the events that led to the murder.Together, they are dragged into a journey that will unveil terrible truths about the madness of mankind, and about love, friendship, and sacrifice.Rating: ExplicitArchive Warning: Graphic Depictions Of ViolenceCategory: F/MFandom: Harry Potter - J. K. RowlingRelationship: Draco Malfoy/Hermione GrangerAuthor: AxiomeaWords: 247,748Chapters: 42/42
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The largest and most complete Dramione and Tomione fanfiction podcast for readers who've outgrown canon but not magic. Expect sharp dialogue, political intrigue, earned redemption, and romance with real stakes. Join thousands of listeners who've discovered what happens when Hermione Granger meets her intellectual match in morally gray Slytherins
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