Serpent and Scholar - Dramione Fanfiction

Draco Malfoy’s Eighth Year is a catastrophe in slow motion. On probation and hated by half the castle, he tries a “harmless” repurposing of Harmonia Nectere Passus—linking beds via Vanishing Cabinet magic—to facilitate a discreet fling. Instead, the spell keeps delivering a very unimpressed Hermione Granger into his dorm. Between Divination disasters, owl-delivered doomsday prophecies from Narcissa, a vengeful Durmstrang roommate, cursed curios, and Slytherin schemes, Draco fights his worst instincts while nightly chaos with Hermione upends his careful control. A witty, chaotic, and heartfelt slow-burn full of wandlore, ill-advised plans, and two brilliant rivals who can’t stop colliding.Rating: MatureArchive Warning: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive WarningsCategory: F/MFandom: Harry Potter – J. K. RowlingRelationship: Hermione Granger / Draco MalfoyCharacters: Draco Malfoy, Hermione Granger, Romilda Vane, Thorfinn Rowle’s Son, Sybill Trelawney, Isobel MacDougal, Justin Finch-Fletchley, Harry Potter, Ginny Weasley, Theodore Nott, Blaise Zabini, Garrick Ollivander, Crookshanks, Minerva McGonagall, Luna Lovegood, Cormac McLaggen, Poppy Pomfrey, Astoria Greengrass, Daphne Greengrass, Horace SlughornTags: Hogwarts Eighth Year; Divination; Slytherin Dungeons; Vanishing Cabinets; Wandlore; Humor; Polyjuice Potion; Dual POV (Draco & Hermione); Poorly Executed Seduction Techniques; Xylomancy; Astrology; Scrying Mirrors; Numerology; Tarot; Magical Research; Magical Pythons; Fire-Breathing Chickens; Post-It Notes of Doom; Cursed Objects; Strange Tea Parties; Bad Acronyms; Plants with Personalities; Snakes with Glasses; Slow Burn; Sexual Content; Slug ClubPublished: 2021-03-06 Completed: 2022-04-03Words: 201,107 Chapters: 69/69Stats: Comments 4,033 · Kudos 8,444 · Bookmarks 4,212 · Hits 480,209Notes: Translations available (Polski; Russian). Opening chapter includes a “pushy” content warning.

Draco Malfoy’s Eighth Year is a catastrophe in slow motion. On probation and hated by half the castle, he tries a “harmless” repurposing of Harmonia Nectere Passus—linking beds via Vanishing Cabinet magic—to facilitate a discreet fling. Instead, the spell keeps delivering a very unimpressed Hermione Granger into his dorm. Between Divination disasters, owl-delivered doomsday prophecies from Narcissa, a vengeful Durmstrang roommate, cursed curios, and Slytherin schemes, Draco fights his worst instincts while nightly chaos with Hermione upends his careful control. A witty, chaotic, and heartfelt slow-burn full of wandlore, ill-advised plans, and two brilliant rivals who can’t stop colliding.Rating: MatureArchive Warning: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive WarningsCategory: F/MFandom: Harry Potter – J. K. RowlingRelationship: Hermione Granger / Draco MalfoyCharacters: Draco Malfoy, Hermione Granger, Romilda Vane, Thorfinn Rowle’s Son, Sybill Trelawney, Isobel MacDougal, Justin Finch-Fletchley, Harry Potter, Ginny Weasley, Theodore Nott, Blaise Zabini, Garrick Ollivander, Crookshanks, Minerva McGonagall, Luna Lovegood, Cormac McLaggen, Poppy Pomfrey, Astoria Greengrass, Daphne Greengrass, Horace SlughornTags: Hogwarts Eighth Year; Divination; Slytherin Dungeons; Vanishing Cabinets; Wandlore; Humor; Polyjuice Potion; Dual POV (Draco & Hermione); Poorly Executed Seduction Techniques; Xylomancy; Astrology; Scrying Mirrors; Numerology; Tarot; Magical Research; Magical Pythons; Fire-Breathing Chickens; Post-It Notes of Doom; Cursed Objects; Strange Tea Parties; Bad Acronyms; Plants with Personalities; Snakes with Glasses; Slow Burn; Sexual Content; Slug ClubPublished: 2021-03-06 Completed: 2022-04-03Words: 201,107 Chapters: 69/69Stats: Comments 4,033 · Kudos 8,444 · Bookmarks 4,212 · Hits 480,209Notes: Translations available (Polski; Russian). Opening chapter includes a “pushy” content warning.

Draco Malfoy’s Eighth Year is a catastrophe in slow motion. On probation and hated by half the castle, he tries a “harmless” repurposing of Harmonia Nectere Passus—linking beds via Vanishing Cabinet magic—to facilitate a discreet fling. Instead, the spell keeps delivering a very unimpressed Hermione Granger into his dorm. Between Divination disasters, owl-delivered doomsday prophecies from Narcissa, a vengeful Durmstrang roommate, cursed curios, and Slytherin schemes, Draco fights his worst instincts while nightly chaos with Hermione upends his careful control. A witty, chaotic, and heartfelt slow-burn full of wandlore, ill-advised plans, and two brilliant rivals who can’t stop colliding.Rating: MatureArchive Warning: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive WarningsCategory: F/MFandom: Harry Potter – J. K. RowlingRelationship: Hermione Granger / Draco MalfoyCharacters: Draco Malfoy, Hermione Granger, Romilda Vane, Thorfinn Rowle’s Son, Sybill Trelawney, Isobel MacDougal, Justin Finch-Fletchley, Harry Potter, Ginny Weasley, Theodore Nott, Blaise Zabini, Garrick Ollivander, Crookshanks, Minerva McGonagall, Luna Lovegood, Cormac McLaggen, Poppy Pomfrey, Astoria Greengrass, Daphne Greengrass, Horace SlughornTags: Hogwarts Eighth Year; Divination; Slytherin Dungeons; Vanishing Cabinets; Wandlore; Humor; Polyjuice Potion; Dual POV (Draco & Hermione); Poorly Executed Seduction Techniques; Xylomancy; Astrology; Scrying Mirrors; Numerology; Tarot; Magical Research; Magical Pythons; Fire-Breathing Chickens; Post-It Notes of Doom; Cursed Objects; Strange Tea Parties; Bad Acronyms; Plants with Personalities; Snakes with Glasses; Slow Burn; Sexual Content; Slug ClubPublished: 2021-03-06 Completed: 2022-04-03Words: 201,107 Chapters: 69/69Stats: Comments 4,033 · Kudos 8,444 · Bookmarks 4,212 · Hits 480,209Notes: Translations available (Polski; Russian). Opening chapter includes a “pushy” content warning.

Eighth Year at Hogwarts was supposed to mean healing—not a new DADA professor whose brilliance cuts like a blade. Hermione Granger trades barbs with the dangerously compelling Tom Riddle (under an alias), while Draco Malfoy shadows her steps with unexpected concern. As secret lessons and tighter corridors braid into obsession, a slow-burn tangle of loyalties, power, and desire drags Hermione toward choices that could rewrite more than her future.Rating: ExplicitArchive Warning: Graphic Depictions of ViolenceCategory: F/MFandom: Harry Potter – J. K. RowlingRelationships: Hermione Granger/Tom Riddle; Hermione Granger/Draco Malfoy; Hermione Granger/Voldemort; Hermione Granger/Tom Riddle | Voldemort; Harry Potter/Ginny Weasley; Theodore Nott/Ginny WeasleyCharacters: Hermione Granger, Draco Malfoy, Tom Riddle | Voldemort, Tom Riddle, Cormac McLaggen, Theodore Nott, Ginny Weasley, Harry Potter, Ron WeasleyTags: Slow Burn; Teacher–Student (Riddle/Hermione); Secret Relationship; Love Triangles; Manipulative/Possessive Young Tom Riddle; Praise Kink; Eventual Smut; Hogwarts Eighth Year; Blood & Injury/Gore/Violence; Attempted Sexual Assault; Draco Needs a Hug; Hermione Needs a Hug; Riddle is His Own Warning; POV HermionePublished: 2021-12-20 Completed: 2023-03-11Words: 193,265 Chapters: 28/28Stats: Comments 679 · Kudos 2,660 · Bookmarks 683 · Hits 105,807

Eighth Year at Hogwarts was supposed to mean healing—not a new DADA professor whose brilliance cuts like a blade. Hermione Granger trades barbs with the dangerously compelling Tom Riddle (under an alias), while Draco Malfoy shadows her steps with unexpected concern. As secret lessons and tighter corridors braid into obsession, a slow-burn tangle of loyalties, power, and desire drags Hermione toward choices that could rewrite more than her future.Rating: ExplicitArchive Warning: Graphic Depictions of ViolenceCategory: F/MFandom: Harry Potter – J. K. RowlingRelationships: Hermione Granger/Tom Riddle; Hermione Granger/Draco Malfoy; Hermione Granger/Voldemort; Hermione Granger/Tom Riddle | Voldemort; Harry Potter/Ginny Weasley; Theodore Nott/Ginny WeasleyCharacters: Hermione Granger, Draco Malfoy, Tom Riddle | Voldemort, Tom Riddle, Cormac McLaggen, Theodore Nott, Ginny Weasley, Harry Potter, Ron WeasleyTags: Slow Burn; Teacher–Student (Riddle/Hermione); Secret Relationship; Love Triangles; Manipulative/Possessive Young Tom Riddle; Praise Kink; Eventual Smut; Hogwarts Eighth Year; Blood & Injury/Gore/Violence; Attempted Sexual Assault; Draco Needs a Hug; Hermione Needs a Hug; Riddle is His Own Warning; POV HermionePublished: 2021-12-20 Completed: 2023-03-11Words: 193,265 Chapters: 28/28Stats: Comments 679 · Kudos 2,660 · Bookmarks 683 · Hits 105,807