We are two mates, Matt and Guy, who will take you on a joyride through life's absurdities with "No Sharp Objects" from the comfort of our jacuzzi.Prepare for si...
Episode round-up:Introducing our good friend, DJ visiting from South AfricaPeaks and troughs of DJ’s Sydney visitTreffer 126 explainedSoundcloud link: https://soundcloud.com/user-67771697We ask DJ the boring questions everyone wants to know the answers toDJ speaks Afrikaans and we have to figure out what he is sayingDJ and Bailey are getting married in October 2025And other absurdities Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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37:21
A couple sandwiches short of a picnic
Episode round-up:We are loving Yellowstone… Find out who Guy thinks he is similar toWho does Matt think he Is similar to in Yellowstone?We talk a bit about politics and the latest current affairsLets talk Trump… The good and the badWe break down the pardon of Ross Ulbricht who started The Silk RoadGlobalisation has never been so prominentWe love Pam the bird graffitiGuy does Isobel’s dog sitting ratingWe discuss our goals for 2025And other absurdities Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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42:41
Roast lamb makes you forgetful
Episode round-up:We’re back!Wedding number 2 was a hit and very special with family meeting from all overNew Years celebrationsThe lamb makes you forgetfulCelebrated our good friends, Kate and Fern, getting engagedCaribou put on two shows and he BLEW our mindsGuy went to the SCG to the members stand to watch the final game of the India vs Australia test cricket match… Australia won!Guy does a dog rating for all the dogs that come stayAnd other absurdities Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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37:03
That's a wrap on 2024 - Christmas edition
Episode round-up:Talking all things Christmas!Christmas traditionsMatt and Janine sitting in the treeMemorable Christmas giftsWhat does the Christmas spirit mean to you?Which famous person would you invite to your Christmas party?What do we want to achieve ahead of Christmas 2025?See you in 2025...And other absurdities Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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43:14
Isobel is off the market
Episode round-up:After this episode Guy and Isobel will be officially off the market… while Isobel will tell you she’s still on the marketGuys plans with family while they’re here in DecemberGuy wears many personalitiesGuy is taking his Dad to Sydney Cricket Ground for his first timeAnd other absurdities Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
We are two mates, Matt and Guy, who will take you on a joyride through life's absurdities with "No Sharp Objects" from the comfort of our jacuzzi.Prepare for side-splitting stories, hot takes on popular culture, current events, our lives and outrageous banter that walks the line between genius and madness.It's the hilarious, no-holds-barred podcast you didn't know you needed!New episodes every Thursday. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.