Kick Offs and Kick Ons

This week on the KOKO Show we are joined by Australian Rugby’s version of ‘Good Will Hunting’. This bloke is ‘wicked smart’, with two degrees from Cambridge University, a passion for art and his own clothing line, he really makes the rest of us feel like shit. So please put your hands together for everyone’s favourite neanderthal turned nerd, Mr Angus Scott-Young. With Gussy in tow the lads delve into the tough times he had in pre-season, the form he is now showcasing for the Waratahs and what it is really like to be rugby’s most eligible bachelor. Plus, the lads get their juices flowing with a little game centered around Philosophy, they play another round of teammate tinder and we get stuck into how the Waratahs can still make the finals.

Finally, the boys get a little hot under the saddle blanket at the prospect of an ANZAC Day Bledisloe match up, we cover all the Super Round from round 12 and finish the show with what Angus Scott-Young would cook for Goit on a first date. So sit back, relax and undo the top button on those jeans. It is well and truly muffin top time, with an all new episode of Kick Offs and Kick Ons.

TIMESTAMPS

00:00 - Start of the show
02:03 - Our Super Round Experience
07:17 - Vote for gout in the Super Rugby Superstar XV
10:00 - Intro Angus Scott-Young
14:30 - The Warathas’ loss to the Force
17:29 - Lomax v Suaalii
20:58 - Angus’ time in the UK at the Saints
23:02 - Angus’ studies at Cambridge
24:34 - Angus’ love life
25:23 - Angus’ clothing line ‘Saint Gustaf’
30:06 - Saily sponsor read
32:29 - KOKO’s Philosophy Club
37:06 - REDS V BRUMBIES AND OTHER RESULTS
40:40 - Angus’ rough start at the Waratahs
49:11 - Teammate Tinder
54:38 - Angus’ dating techniques
58:24 - The ANZAC Test Match
01:01:37 - Swoop’s temu Cupboard
01:07:25 - Close of the show


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This week on the KOKO Show we are giving you a little taste of double trouble. That is right, we are joined by a couple of country Canberians, one little and one big, one loud and one quiet, but they both have the hots for Megan Fox. We are of course talking about the ACT’s favourite duo, Ryan and Lachlan the Lonergan Brothers. With this genetically opposing duo in tow we chat about the Brumbies season so far, what their relationships are like with Stephen Larkham and we play a little game called Bonded Bros, to see how close they really are. However, it is not all fun and games as we dive into week 11 of the Super rugby, we talk about the Wallaroos’ loss to the USA and we get really bloody excited about heading across the ditch to Super Round Ōtautahi in Christchurch.

Plus, we celebrate all things brotherly love with a few little videos from all the boys’ fraternal friends and Swoop serves up a stinky Temu Cupboard that you will never unsee. So sit back, relax and hug your big burly brother. This ep is about to hit you right in the feels. It is time for an all new episode of Kick Offs and Kick Ons.

TIMESTAMPS

00:00- Start of the show
02:17 - Intro the Lonergan Brothers
06:09 - The Bonded Bros Game
16:10 - Getting to know the brothers
17:27 - Nord VPN Plug
20:00 - The Lonergans talk about the Brumbies loss
21:50 - Playing the Hurricanes at Super Round
22:26 - What do the Brumbies need to work on?
24:39 - What do the Lonergans need to work on?
25:25 - Gits at Brumbies training
26:40 - What is Bernie like?
31:27 - Rugby Round Up Segment: BRUMBIES V DRUA
33:00 - WARATAHS V MOANA
37:06 - CHIEFS V HURRICANES
37:44 - FORCE V CRUSADERS
41:09 - USA V WALLAROOS
42:46 - The Brothers Games and Videos
57:29 - Swoop’s Temu Cupboard
01:08:24 - Close the show

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This week on the KOKO Show your prayers have been answered! You have begged and pleaded for this man to return and KOKO has delivered. Coming in and running a juicy unders line from the outside channel is a man that goes by many names and has just as many different personalities. He has been called Snorkatron, Snorklebeanie, Captain Insano and of course the Porn Master. This Linfield legend lives off a steady diet of reminiscing about his 2003 SF intercept, making the tech world his bitch and forcing people to tell him that his lisp even as an adult is still really cute. So please put your hands together for Stirling Austin Mortlock! With Stirlo in tow the lads get down to business throwing questions at the Oracle in a segment we call ‘Snork Talk’, they chat about the current Wallabies set up and they shine a light on what actually happened when Morty called a Code Red on Swoop. Plus, we chat about round 9 of the Superb Rugby and we play a new little game called ‘Green and Goldylocks’.

Finally, we reintroduce old friend NordVPN back on the show as a sponsor, as well as the lads get giddy about the news that they are heading to Super Round in Christchurch in only a couple of weeks. Plus, we let Swoop run a muck inside his Temu cupboard and boy, let's just say he is giving main character vibes. So sit back, relax and let the innate beauty of Snorkatron fill your every orifice, it has been worth the wait. It is time for an all new episode of Kick Offs and Kick Ons.

TIMESTAMPS

00:00 - Start of the show
02:34 - Stirling Mortlock surprise
03:41 - Nord VPN Sponsor read
05:55 - Stirling as a dad
08:18 - The famous code red on Swoop at the Brumbies
16:35 - Snork Talk Segment Begins
18:40 - Stirling as a captain
23:27 - The Wallabies’ outlook in 2027 and 2027
28:28 - The best players have another gear
34:57 - The current Wallabies’ coaching set up
35:51 - Stirling’s work in sports tech
39:44 - Snork Talk Rapid Questions
46:44 - Stirling’s Wallabies back-line
49:58 - The Giteau Law is back
53:00 - ‘Green and Goldilocks' Game
01:02:48 - Super Round Christchurch Plug
01:06:35 - RUGBY ROUND UP SEGMENT
01:10:42 - Swoop’s Temu Cupboard
01:19:25 - Close of the Show

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This week on the KOKO Show we take a philanthropic approach to talking absolute garbage and sprinkling our chaos with just the right amount of rugby. Although we didn't give you a guest this week, we make up for it ten fold with a sublime wrap up of all the rugby that took place in the Pacific, including the Tahs big upset of the in form ACT Shetland Ponies and how the Canes just keep rolling. Plus, we have a little mental health check-in on all the lads, we belatedly celebrate the births of Drew and Swoop and we play a cheeky little game of Never have I ever.

We are well aware this show is simply the 50 minutes attached to the segment that is sweeping the nation, so without fail we serve up a truly centered and holistic version of ‘What’s in Swoop’s Temu Cupboard’. So sit back, relax and let the inane chatter of four has-beens fill the void in your life that has been vacant for so long. Here at KOKO we want to wish you all a happy and safe Easter and may the bunny be bad for your waistlines. It is time for an all new episode of Kick Offs and Kick Ons.

TIMESTAMPS

00:00 - Start of the show
02:18 - KOKO Health Check and Weekend wrap up
09:24 - The modern day sporting parent
13:07 - The KOKO Birthday Game
19:59 - Rugby Round Up - BRUMBIES V WARATAHS
27:28 - HURRICANES V REDS
29:57 - FORCE V CHIEFS
34:03 - OTHER SUPER RUGBY SCORES
37:01 - Other Rugby News
41:33 - Never Have I Ever Game
50:09 - Swoop’s Temu Cupboard
59:00 - Close of the show

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This week on the KOKO Show we are joined live in the studio by our favourite ‘KOKO Confidant’ and Ireland Rugby’s answer for the weird uncle at a family BBQ, it is the one and only Mr Mack Daddy Hansen. With Mack in the studio and wearing pants for the first time the lads get down to business talking about his current injury, the Irish Six Nations campaign, what he is doing back in Aus and his budding relationship with Andy Farrell. This episode is wall to wall laughs as Mack and the boys go for long walks down memory lane, shoot the shit about cracking career moments and then they finish with a little swiping session in a game we like to call ‘Teammate Tinder’.

Plus, we knock the froth off a couple of cold ones and give you a full wrap of the Superb Rugby, giving Slips his flowers for conquering game 203 and most importantly we go deep on all the action from across the weekend in the Pacific. Lastly but certainly not the ‘leastly’, Swoop comes in real hot from a forage around his Temu Cupboard with a few items that will leave you hairless and shocked to your core. So sit back, relax and let the majestic nature of Mack Hansen fill your every nook and cranny, this fella is one of a kind and he stars in the all new episode of Kick Offs and Kick Ons.

TIMESTAMPS:

00:00 - Start of the show
02:50 - The boys open up about what they love rugby
11:41 - Mack’s injury update
15:22 - Ireland’s Six Nations Campaign
18:47 - Mack’s bond with Andy Farrell
23:56 - Mack’s accent and leaving the Brumbies
27:31 - The first time Mack played the Wallabies and how you deal mentally
33:59 - KOKO’s Teammate Tinder
45:22 - Rugby Round Up - BRUMBIES V CHIEFS
49:22 - DRUA V REDS
51:01 - WARATAHS V BLUES
55:04 - OTHER SUPER RESULTS
55:40 - Swopp’s Temu Cupboard
01:08:05 - KOKO’s upcoming bet with Mack
01:09:13 - Close of the Show

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