Ninjas Are Butterflies

• 152 - Red Heifer Sacrifice, Are UFO's Demonic, and Lithium Mining in TX

  Thanks to our sponsor betterhelp. Visit betterhelp.com/NINJAS for 10% off your first month. This week on Ninjas Are Butterflies, we go full tinfoil hat—and honestly, it’s starting to fit perfectly. First up: The Red Heifer Prophecy. Is Israel finally ready to perform the ancient sacrifice needed to build the Third Temple? We break down the recent updates, the timeline, and why some people think this could be the end of the world… or just a really intense cow ritual. Then we dive into the Texas Floods—and no, it’s not just weather. We’re talking about the shocking connections between rising water levels and the billion-dollar lithium mining operations that just so happen to need land where people live. Coincidence? Never. And finally, the U.S. government’s undying obsession with the occult. From secret societies and MK-Ultra to ritual symbolism in modern politics, we unpack why America’s most powerful keep circling back to the weirdest stuff imaginable. If you like biblical prophecy, conspiracy theories, environmental coverups, or secret rituals—we’ve got you covered. Get MORE Exclusive Ninjas Are Butterflies Content by joining our Patreon:  https://www.patreon.com/NinjasAreButterflies NEW EPISODES EVERY FRIDAY @ 6AM EST! Ninja Merch: https://www.sundaycoolswag.com/ Start Your Custom Apparel Order Here: https://bit.ly/NinjasYT-SundayCool Meet Us On The Road with The Bible is Funny: https://www.sundaycool.com/florida-tourida Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

  2025/7/25  

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  2025/7/25

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• 151 - Texas Flood, Alligator Alcatraz, and MK Ultra's Satanic Roots

  Strap in for Episode 151 of Ninjas Are Butterflies. This week, we wade through the catastrophic Texas floods while searching for an explanation. Then we break open the gates of Alligator Alcatraz, an actual prison surrounded by gators, that maybe hiding ulterior motives. But the real mind-bender? MK Ultra’s secret descent into satanism — mind control, dark rituals, and a government rabbit hole that goes deeper than your third eye can handle. If you crave conspiracies, true crime tangents, weird history, and unfiltered banter — hit play, subscribe, and share the chaos. Get MORE Exclusive Ninjas Are Butterflies Content by joining our Patreon:  https://www.patreon.com/NinjasAreButterflies NEW EPISODES EVERY FRIDAY @ 6AM EST! Ninja Merch: https://www.sundaycoolswag.com/ Start Your Custom Apparel Order Here: https://bit.ly/NinjasYT-SundayCool Meet Us On The Road with The Bible is Funny: https://www.sundaycool.com/florida-tourida Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

  2025/7/18  

  1:48:42

  2025/7/18

  1:48:42
• 148 - WWIII, A Forgotten Plague, and The Mysterious Deep Water Dome

  In this explosive episode of Ninjas Are Butterflies, we dive headfirst into the rising tensions that could ignite WWIII and what the mainstream media isn’t telling you. We also uncover a forgotten plague that mysteriously vanished from history books, but may be making a quiet return. And deep beneath the ocean’s surface, a bizarre dome-like structure has been discovered—could it be natural, alien, or something far more sinister? This episode blends conspiracy, history, and current events with the kind of chaotic humor you’ve come to expect from the show. Subscribe for more conspiracy-fueled comedy, and don’t forget to question everything. Meet Us On The Road with The Bible is Funny: https://www.sundaycool.com/florida-tourida Get MORE Exclusive Ninjas Are Butterflies Content by joining our Patreon:  https://www.patreon.com/NinjasAreButterflies NEW EPISODES EVERY FRIDAY @ 6AM EST! Ninja Merch: https://www.sundaycoolswag.com/ Start Your Custom Apparel Order Here: https://bit.ly/NinjasYT-SundayCool Thanks to our sponsor Magic Mind! Go check out their products at: https://magicmind.com/ninjafm and use code NINJA20 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

  2025/6/27  

  1:43:49

  2025/6/27

  1:43:49
• 147 - AI Becoming God, Alien Mummies & Heavenly Beings w/ UNDEROATH

  This week on Ninjas Are Butterflies, we’re joined by Tim and Grant from the legendary band Underoath for a wild ride through aliens, AI, and everything in between. We dig into the mysterious three-fingered Peruvian alien mummies—are they ancient extraterrestrials, elaborate hoaxes, or something even weirder? Then we shift gears and talk about the rapid rise of artificial intelligence, how it’s already reshaping our world, and what it means for the future of humanity, creativity, and even the music industry. And as always, there are plenty of laughs, wild theories, and moments that make you question reality. Follow for more comedy, chaos, and conspiracies every week. Get Underoath's New Album and Check Out Their Tour Dates https://underoath777.com/ Catch Us Live on Tour: https://www.sundaycool.com/florida-tourida Get MORE Exclusive Ninjas Are Butterflies Content by joining our Patreon:  ⁠https://www.patreon.com/NinjasAreButterflies⁠ NEW EPISODES EVERY FRIDAY @ 6AM EST! Ninja Merch: https://www.sundaycoolswag.com/ Start Your Custom Apparel Order Here: https://bit.ly/NinjasYT-SundayCool Thanks to our sponsor Magic Mind! Go check out their products at: https://magicmind.com/ninja and use code NINJA20 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

  2025/6/20  

  1:54:51

  2025/6/20

  1:54:51
• 146 - The Forgotten Female Pope, Biblical Miracles, & The Future of AI

  In this episode of Ninjas Are Butterflies, things get weird—in the best way. We dive into the legend of Pope Joan, the mysterious 9th-century woman who may have secretly ruled the Vatican. Then we switch gears and try to crack the code on what billionaires aren’t telling us. Underground bunkers? Mars colonies? Secret lizard meetings? Nothing’s off the table. Plus, we unravel a few more strange stories that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew. If you like conspiracy theories, forgotten history, and just enough chaos to keep you guessing, this episode is for you. Get your tickets and catch us live: floridatourida.com Get MORE Exclusive Ninjas Are Butterflies Content by joining our Patreon:  https://www.patreon.com/NinjasAreButterflies NEW EPISODES EVERY FRIDAY @ 6AM EST! Ninja Merch: https://www.sundaycoolswag.com/ Start Your Custom Apparel Order Here: https://bit.ly/NinjasYT-SundayCool Keywords: secret female pope, Pope Joan, billionaire secrets, conspiracy theories podcast, weird history, Vatican mystery, underground bunkers, ninjas are butterflies podcast Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

  2025/6/13  

  1:46:01

  2025/6/13

  1:46:01

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