FILTHY @ FIVE (FILTHY FELLAS)

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THIS SEASON, WE’RE ALL ABOUT BRINGING IN THE OVERDUE GUESTS…
THIS WEEK ON FILTHY @ FIVE, IT’S NONE OTHER THAN ADEBAYO AKINFENWA!
WE GO ALL THE WAY BACK TO WHERE THE BEAST’S CAREER BEGAN… THE LOST CITY OF ‘ATLANTIS’! WE DISCUSS THE TRIALS AND TRIBULATIONS HE FACED AS A YOUNG MAN IN LITHUANIA, TRYING TO KICK-START HIS FOOTBALLING CAREER.
WE ALSO TALK ABOUT THE LUCKY NUMBER 7… OR NOT SO LUCKY IF YOU’RE MANCHESTER UNITED! THE BOYS ARE CONVINCED THE CLUB HAS BEEN HIT WITH A CURSE.
OFF THE PITCH, MANCHESTER UNITED AND ITS FANS AND AMBASSADORS HAVE BEEN SENDING SHOCKWAVES THROUGH SOCIAL MEDIA. WE GIVE OUR TWO PENCE ON SAEED TV VS RIO FERDINAND.
WE ALSO GET INTO JORDAN HENDERSON AND WHETHER HE’S REALLY BACK TO HIS BEST…
BRIGHTON ARE TEARING UP THE RULE BOOK AND SHOWING THE PREM THEY DESERVE TO BE TAKEN SERIOUSLY!
AND ARSENAL JUST KEEP WINNING… GOD WILLING.

WE’RE JOINED BY 90S BABY SHOW AND FILTHY FAMILY FRED SANTANTA! 
🎸 BRRRANGGGG—DUN-DUN-DUNNNN, DA-NA-NA-NA-NA-NA-NA-NA-NA!!!

🥁 TSS-KA! TSS-KA!

🎶 TODAY @ FREE! WE WANNA BE THE VERY BEST!
WE’RE RANKING THE TOP TEN CENTRE-BACKS IN THE PREMIER LEAGUE!
AND NO, IT’S NOT BASED ON FIVE GAMES, ‘CAUSE THAT WOULD BE INSANE!
WE’RE ALL HYPOCRITES, WE’LL JUSTIFY OUR TAKES AGAIN!
VIA AY! DEE! AITCH! DEE!
🎶 AND REMEMBER…
WE’RE A DEMOCRACY!
THAT’S HOW DEMOCRACIES WORK!
…APPARENTLY. 🎶
(IN CASE YOU WEREN’T WONDERING THAT WAS TO THE THEME OF POKÉMON)

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THIS WEEK WE WELCOME SHAYGUNNER — AS WE TRY TO UNDERSTAND HOW GUILTY CITY KEEP GETTING HELP FROM THE REFS!
ANFIELD REALLY DELIVERED ON THE ATMOSPHERE FRONT, BUT THE PLAYERS FAILED TO CAPITALISE.
IS IT TIME TO DROP WIRTZ? AND IS BARR COLA SUFFERING FROM CULTURE SHOCK?!
CITY CAME STOMPING IN, BUT HOW IS ANYONE SUPPOSED TO TAKE THEM SERIOUSLY?!
LET'S TALK ABOUT BRUNO… 23 MINUTES. THAT'S HOW LONG IT TOOK HIM TO COMPLETE A PASS. HE'S THE CLUB'S CAPTAIN, AND THEY FAILED TO WIN AT HOME AGAINST 10-MAN SPURS! AND HE'S NOT THE ONLY ONE STINKING UP THE PLACE…CARRICK IS SHOWING ALL THE SIGNS OF A MAN ON HIS WAY OUT!
ARSENAL HAD A TOUGH GAME AGAINST A VERY WELL-DRILLED LEEDS SIDE, AND IT TOOK ONE OF THE GOALS OF THE SEASON TO BEAT THEM…
WE ASK WHAT THE PURPOSE OF A GYÖKERES IS, AND SOMEONE'S MADE THE SUGGESTION THAT SAKA MIGHT HAVE GONE FROM STAR BOY TO STAR UNC… HOW DARE THEY?!
MBAPPÉ IS TOLD TO “GET OUT MY CLUB”, WHILST EVERYONE ELSE IS LIKE “MBAPPÉ, GET IN MY CLUB!”… WHAT WORLD DO WE LIVE IN?!
ENJOY — AND PLEASE DON'T TAKE EVERYTHING SO SERIOUSLY.

THE PREMIER LEAGUE RETURNS TOMORROW, AND WE’RE NEARLY AT THE END OF OUR TOP 10 SERIES.
TODAY @ FREE, WE TELL YOU WHO WE THINK ARE THE TOP 10 STRIKERS IN THE PREMIER LEAGUE RIGHT NOW…
AND NO, IT’S NOT BASED ON THE FIVE GAMES WE’VE PLAYED THIS SEASON, BECAUSE THAT WOULD BE STUPID.
WE’RE ALL HYPOCRITES. WHATEVER WORKS FOR OUR ARGUMENT, WE’LL FIND A WAY TO JUSTIFY.
VIA AY-DEE-AITCH-DEE.
AND REMEMBER…
WE’RE A DEMOCRACY.
THIS IS HOW DEMOCRACIES WORK…

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BACK WITH A BANG!
THIS WEEK WE WELCOME RASHFORD’S BODY DOUBLE, AKA CECILE JEE FROM AFTV HE ONCE MET A DOLPHIN… BUT DOESN’T REMEMBER ITS NAME.
A LOT HAPPENED OVER THE WEEKEND — NOT JUST IN FOOTBALL, BUT IN THE WORLD. WE GO FROM LETHAL INJECTIONS TO WITCHES TO DELE ALLI TWITCHING!
WE ALSO DISCUSS JUDE BELLINGHAM AND WHETHER ROY KEANE’S COMMENTS ABOUT HIM RING TRUE. PLUS, WE TALK ABOUT FILTHY FELLAS FAVOURITE CR7 AND WHETHER HIM BEING 41 AND A MARTYR SHOULD EXCUSE HIS PETULANT BEHAVIOUR…
AND FINALLY, THE PREMIER LEAGUE RETURNS! ARSENAL NEED A WIN AFTER GETTING MAULED TO DEATH BY THE SEAGULLS, AND SOMEONE OUT OF MAN UTD AND SPURS NEEDS TO WIN TOO!
LIVERPOOL ALSO HAVE A CHANCE TO SET A PRECEDENT FOR THE REST OF THE SEASON AGAINST MAN CITY — AND LET THEIR FEELINGS (AND EVERYONE ELSE’S) BE HEARD…
YA HEARD!
FILTHY TO THE WORLD!