FILTHY @ FIVE (FILTHY FELLAS)

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THIS WEEK WE REPLACED LOONS WITH AN ACTUAL SCOUSER TO A) BACK UP THE ARGUMENT LOONS BROUGHT FORWARD A COUPLE OF WEEKS AGO, THAT ALL LIVERPOOL FANS ARE BALLERS, AND B) ACTUALLY TALK ABOUT LIVERPOOL FC COHERENTLY WITHOUT GETTING DEFENSIVE.
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THE CHAMPIONS HAVE LOST THEIR FIRST GAME OF THE SEASON, AND BOY, DID THEY LOSE IN STYLE. FORGET ‘PECKED BY THE SEAGULLS’, THEY WERE PECKED TO DEATH BY THE GODDAMN THINGS! TORN TO SHREDS!
CHELSEA ALSO SHIPPED THREE GOALS AS THEY WERE STUNG TO DEATH... AND SPURS ARE 20TH IN THE PREMIER LEAGUE AFTER OVER £300 MILLION WAS SPENT ON TALENT.
ELSEWHERE, MAN UTD KEEP MAN UTD’ING, RALF RANGNICK’S HEART SURGERY COMMENTS HAVE RESURFACED, AND WE ASK, ARE MAN UTD STUCK IN PERPETUAL DOOM?
WE ALSO TALK POLITICS, LORD OF THE RINGS, STAR WARS, AND, MOST IMPORTANTLY, PLEASE DON’T LOOK AT THE SUN.

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CRAIG MITCH IS BACK IN THE BUILDING… WE’VE HAD FAR TOO MANY SPURS FANS ON RECENTLY… AND HE LIKENS SPURS’ RECENT STRUGGLE TO SCORE GOALS (IN THE LEAGUE) TO BEING CONSTIPATED AND BELIEVES ONCE THEY DROP ONE THE REST WILL FLOOOOW. WHAT SORT OF THOUGHTS DID YOU CONJUR UP THERE? 
WE LOOK AT THE STANDOUT NOMINEES FOR THIS YEARS BALLON D’OR AND DISCUSS WHETHER INDIVIDUAL BRILLIANCE SHOULD BE THE OVERALL FACTOR TO WINNING IT. 
THERE’S ALSO MORE TALK ON VAR AND HOW VAR TOO MUCH IS GOING WRONG FOR VARS SAKE. 
AND IRAOLA AND HIS PERIPHERY OF ATTACK VISITS HIS OLD HOME TO SEE IF THEY CAN CREATE THE FREE FLOWING GOAL SCORING FOOTBALL THE ANFIELD FAITHFUL SO DESIRE. 
AND FINALLY THE DOCKERS DERBY IS THIS WEEKEND. MILLWALL VS WEST HAM - MENACE VS STEVO - WHO WILL COME OUT VICTORIOUS?!

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YOU’VE BEEN ASKING FOR IT (FOR ABOUT 10 YEARS, TO BE FAIR)… BUT WE FINALLY WELCOME EXPRESSIONS TO THE SHOW! 
AND WHAT A BUNCH OF TOPICS WE’VE GOT TO COVER…
FIRST OFF — DID THE WORLD (MAINLY THE FOOTBALLING WORLD) JUST WITNESS CORRUPTION?! BECAUSE PRO-REF-PGMOL-LOL HAVE A LOT TO ANSWER FOR!
EMBARRASSING ON UNITED’S PART FOR NOT BEING ABLE TO DEAL WITH 10 MEN AT OLD TRAFFORD. THEY SHOULD TAKE A PAGE OUT OF LIVERPOOL’S BOOK WITH ALL THAT FIREPOWER THEY’VE GOT…
OH, WAIT… THEY DREW 0-0 AT ANFIELD AND GAVE FULHAM THEIR FIRST POINT OF THE SEASON. 
OK, WHAT ABOUT SPURS?! SURELY THEY’VE KICKED INTO GEAR WITH ALL THAT MONEY SPENT ON ATTACKING PLAYERS?
0-0 AGAIN?!
SURELY ARSENAL CAN TEACH THEM A THING OR TWO ABOUT SCORING WHEN THE GOING GETS TOUGH — EVEN WHEN PRO-REF-PGMOL-LOL TRY AND DO EVERYTHING THEY CAN TO STOP YOU FROM WINNING…
0-2 AWAY AT THE STADIUM OF LIGHT?! TAKE NOTE, UNITED. 
OH, AND CHELSEA GOT TAMED BY THE TIGERS. 
THIS EPISODE’S OOZING WITH MADNESS.
ENJOY.

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THE CROWD HAVE BEEN ASKING US WHERE THE DRAFTS ARE.
WE THOUGHT, “IT’S BEEN A WHILE…” SO HERE’S ONE.
BECAUSE THE CHAMPIONS LEAGUE FIRST GAMES ARE OVER AND IT’S STILL FRESH IN YOUR MINDS, WE THOUGHT WE’D GIVE YOU THE ULTIMATE CHAMPIONS LEAGUE DRAFT.
BUT THIS ISN’T A NORMAL DRAFT. THERE’S A TWIST.
EVERY ROUND (PICK), THE CATEGORY FOR THE PLAYER CHANGES. SAME RULES APPLY: SNAKE DRAFT AND ONLY 2 PLAYERS FROM THE SAME TEAM.
THIS ONE WAS EASY…
BUT EASY IS NEVER EASY WITH DRAFTS.
EXPECT MISTAKES. EXPECT ARGUMENTS. EXPECT PLAYERS TO BE PUT IN POSITIONS THEY’VE NEVER PLAYED IN… AND THEN EXPECT US TO ARGUE ABOUT IT FOR ABSOLUTELY NO REASON.
THIS IS THE ULTIMATE CHAMPIONS LEAGUE DRAFT WITH A TWIST!

OH, AND WE WELCOME, FROM DOWN UNDER, BLAME_SAMUEL, AGAIN.
SEE WHAT WE DID THERE?
WE PUT HIS WELCOME AT THE BOTTOM OF THE PARAGRAPH…
’COS HE’S FROM DOWN UNDER.

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THE CROWD ARE ALWAYS COMPLAINING ABOUT HOW LOONS IS ALWAYS ON HIS OWN AS A LIVERPOOL FAN, AND THE REALLY RUDE ONES ARE ALWAYS SAYING WE NEED ANOTHER REPRESENTATIVE.
WELL, LOONS AIN’T GOING NOWHERE, BUT HERE’S ANOTHER LIVERPOOL FAN, LOUD ON X — IT’S JAMZ.
AND HE’S ONLY HERE BECAUSE LIVERPOOL MANAGED TO WIN THEIR FIRST GAME OF THE SEASON AGAINST NEWLY PROMOTED IPSWICH TOWN.
GAMEWEEK 3 IS WRAPPED, AND SPURS, VILLA AND COVENTRY HAVEN’T SCORED A GOAL. WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON?!
HAALAND SCORED HIS 300TH SENIOR GOAL. HONESTLY, WHAT WOULD CITY DO WITHOUT HIM… MAKES YOU WONDER, DOESN’T IT?
AND THE “BEST ATTACK IN THE LEAGUE” ATTEMPTED TO DO WHATEVER IT WAS THEY’D DONE IN PREVIOUS GAMEWEEKS, BUT ABSOLUTELY FAILED AS THEY GOT TRAMPLED OVER AT THE EMIRATES.
THE BOYS GIVE US ALL THE REACTION, AS WELL AS A BRIEF SUMMARY OF THE CHAMPIONS LEAGUE BEING BACK AND UNITED PLAYING ON A TUESDAY AGAINST… THE LIVING TIGER SWORD USED BY THE WHITE RANGER IN MIGHTY MORPHIN POWER RANGERS!
ACTIVATE THE TIGERZORD!