FILTHY @ FIVE (FILTHY FELLAS)

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YOU’VE BEEN ASKING FOR IT (FOR ABOUT 10 YEARS, TO BE FAIR)… BUT WE FINALLY WELCOME EXPRESSIONS TO THE SHOW! 
AND WHAT A BUNCH OF TOPICS WE’VE GOT TO COVER…
FIRST OFF — DID THE WORLD (MAINLY THE FOOTBALLING WORLD) JUST WITNESS CORRUPTION?! BECAUSE PRO-REF-PGMOL-LOL HAVE A LOT TO ANSWER FOR!
EMBARRASSING ON UNITED’S PART FOR NOT BEING ABLE TO DEAL WITH 10 MEN AT OLD TRAFFORD. THEY SHOULD TAKE A PAGE OUT OF LIVERPOOL’S BOOK WITH ALL THAT FIREPOWER THEY’VE GOT…
OH, WAIT… THEY DREW 0-0 AT ANFIELD AND GAVE FULHAM THEIR FIRST POINT OF THE SEASON. 
OK, WHAT ABOUT SPURS?! SURELY THEY’VE KICKED INTO GEAR WITH ALL THAT MONEY SPENT ON ATTACKING PLAYERS?
0-0 AGAIN?!
SURELY ARSENAL CAN TEACH THEM A THING OR TWO ABOUT SCORING WHEN THE GOING GETS TOUGH — EVEN WHEN PRO-REF-PGMOL-LOL TRY AND DO EVERYTHING THEY CAN TO STOP YOU FROM WINNING…
0-2 AWAY AT THE STADIUM OF LIGHT?! TAKE NOTE, UNITED. 
OH, AND CHELSEA GOT TAMED BY THE TIGERS. 
THIS EPISODE’S OOZING WITH MADNESS.
ENJOY.

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THE CROWD HAVE BEEN ASKING US WHERE THE DRAFTS ARE.
WE THOUGHT, “IT’S BEEN A WHILE…” SO HERE’S ONE.
BECAUSE THE CHAMPIONS LEAGUE FIRST GAMES ARE OVER AND IT’S STILL FRESH IN YOUR MINDS, WE THOUGHT WE’D GIVE YOU THE ULTIMATE CHAMPIONS LEAGUE DRAFT.
BUT THIS ISN’T A NORMAL DRAFT. THERE’S A TWIST.
EVERY ROUND (PICK), THE CATEGORY FOR THE PLAYER CHANGES. SAME RULES APPLY: SNAKE DRAFT AND ONLY 2 PLAYERS FROM THE SAME TEAM.
THIS ONE WAS EASY…
BUT EASY IS NEVER EASY WITH DRAFTS.
EXPECT MISTAKES. EXPECT ARGUMENTS. EXPECT PLAYERS TO BE PUT IN POSITIONS THEY’VE NEVER PLAYED IN… AND THEN EXPECT US TO ARGUE ABOUT IT FOR ABSOLUTELY NO REASON.
THIS IS THE ULTIMATE CHAMPIONS LEAGUE DRAFT WITH A TWIST!

OH, AND WE WELCOME, FROM DOWN UNDER, BLAME_SAMUEL, AGAIN.
SEE WHAT WE DID THERE?
WE PUT HIS WELCOME AT THE BOTTOM OF THE PARAGRAPH…
’COS HE’S FROM DOWN UNDER.

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THE CROWD ARE ALWAYS COMPLAINING ABOUT HOW LOONS IS ALWAYS ON HIS OWN AS A LIVERPOOL FAN, AND THE REALLY RUDE ONES ARE ALWAYS SAYING WE NEED ANOTHER REPRESENTATIVE.
WELL, LOONS AIN’T GOING NOWHERE, BUT HERE’S ANOTHER LIVERPOOL FAN, LOUD ON X — IT’S JAMZ.
AND HE’S ONLY HERE BECAUSE LIVERPOOL MANAGED TO WIN THEIR FIRST GAME OF THE SEASON AGAINST NEWLY PROMOTED IPSWICH TOWN.
GAMEWEEK 3 IS WRAPPED, AND SPURS, VILLA AND COVENTRY HAVEN’T SCORED A GOAL. WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON?!
HAALAND SCORED HIS 300TH SENIOR GOAL. HONESTLY, WHAT WOULD CITY DO WITHOUT HIM… MAKES YOU WONDER, DOESN’T IT?
AND THE “BEST ATTACK IN THE LEAGUE” ATTEMPTED TO DO WHATEVER IT WAS THEY’D DONE IN PREVIOUS GAMEWEEKS, BUT ABSOLUTELY FAILED AS THEY GOT TRAMPLED OVER AT THE EMIRATES.
THE BOYS GIVE US ALL THE REACTION, AS WELL AS A BRIEF SUMMARY OF THE CHAMPIONS LEAGUE BEING BACK AND UNITED PLAYING ON A TUESDAY AGAINST… THE LIVING TIGER SWORD USED BY THE WHITE RANGER IN MIGHTY MORPHIN POWER RANGERS!
ACTIVATE THE TIGERZORD!

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THE SUMMER TRANSFER WINDOW IS SHUT.
ALL THE PREMIER LEAGUE CLUBS HAVE DONE THEIR BUSINESS, AND WE’RE HERE TO TELL YOU, THE CROWD, HOW WE RATE IT.
WELL… NOT ALL OF THEM. WE DON’T HAVE TIME FOR THAT. WE’LL JUST BE DOING THE TRADITIONAL TOP SIX.
WE’LL ALSO BE TALKING ABOUT SALAD AND COLESLAW, MICROWAVES AND BATHROOM WINDOWS.
AND WHERE AIR COMES FROM.
HAPPY FRIDAY. FILTHY BE FREE.

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DO NOT REPEAT EVERYTHING YOU HEAR!
THERE’S BEEN A SALMONELLA OUTBREAK AND IT’S HIT THE CREW… DID LAST WEEK’S CONVERSATION ABOUT “FLAVOURS” HAVE SOMETHING TO DO WITH IT… WHO KNOWS.
THIS WEEK, WE WELCOME FILTHY FAMILY SCORCHER AS HE GIVES US THE LOWDOWN ON SPURS’ TERRIBLE START — AND WHETHER THE THREE-PEAT COULD BE ON!
ARSENAL RESUME THEIR DEFENSIVE RESPONSIBILITIES AS THEY OVERTURN A ROUGH VILLA… WHILE CHELSEA CONTINUE TO SCORE LOTS OF GOALS, BUT ALSO CONTINUE TO CONCEDE LOTS OF GOALS.
AND MAN UTD HAVE TO RELY ON A STRANGE FOOTBALLING LAW TO OVERTURN NEWLY PROMOTED IPSWICH TOWN…
HANDS UP IF YOU AGREE WITH THE RULE?