FILTHY @ FIVE (FILTHY FELLAS)

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THIS WEEK WE WELCOME SHAYGUNNER — AS WE TRY TO UNDERSTAND HOW GUILTY CITY KEEP GETTING HELP FROM THE REFS!
ANFIELD REALLY DELIVERED ON THE ATMOSPHERE FRONT, BUT THE PLAYERS FAILED TO CAPITALISE.
IS IT TIME TO DROP WIRTZ? AND IS BARR COLA SUFFERING FROM CULTURE SHOCK?!
CITY CAME STOMPING IN, BUT HOW IS ANYONE SUPPOSED TO TAKE THEM SERIOUSLY?!
LET'S TALK ABOUT BRUNO… 23 MINUTES. THAT'S HOW LONG IT TOOK HIM TO COMPLETE A PASS. HE'S THE CLUB'S CAPTAIN, AND THEY FAILED TO WIN AT HOME AGAINST 10-MAN SPURS! AND HE'S NOT THE ONLY ONE STINKING UP THE PLACE…CARRICK IS SHOWING ALL THE SIGNS OF A MAN ON HIS WAY OUT!
ARSENAL HAD A TOUGH GAME AGAINST A VERY WELL-DRILLED LEEDS SIDE, AND IT TOOK ONE OF THE GOALS OF THE SEASON TO BEAT THEM…
WE ASK WHAT THE PURPOSE OF A GYÖKERES IS, AND SOMEONE'S MADE THE SUGGESTION THAT SAKA MIGHT HAVE GONE FROM STAR BOY TO STAR UNC… HOW DARE THEY?!
MBAPPÉ IS TOLD TO “GET OUT MY CLUB”, WHILST EVERYONE ELSE IS LIKE “MBAPPÉ, GET IN MY CLUB!”… WHAT WORLD DO WE LIVE IN?!
ENJOY — AND PLEASE DON'T TAKE EVERYTHING SO SERIOUSLY.

THE PREMIER LEAGUE RETURNS TOMORROW, AND WE’RE NEARLY AT THE END OF OUR TOP 10 SERIES.
TODAY @ FREE, WE TELL YOU WHO WE THINK ARE THE TOP 10 STRIKERS IN THE PREMIER LEAGUE RIGHT NOW…
AND NO, IT’S NOT BASED ON THE FIVE GAMES WE’VE PLAYED THIS SEASON, BECAUSE THAT WOULD BE STUPID.
WE’RE ALL HYPOCRITES. WHATEVER WORKS FOR OUR ARGUMENT, WE’LL FIND A WAY TO JUSTIFY.
VIA AY-DEE-AITCH-DEE.
AND REMEMBER…
WE’RE A DEMOCRACY.
THIS IS HOW DEMOCRACIES WORK…

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BACK WITH A BANG!
THIS WEEK WE WELCOME RASHFORD’S BODY DOUBLE, AKA CECILE JEE FROM AFTV HE ONCE MET A DOLPHIN… BUT DOESN’T REMEMBER ITS NAME.
A LOT HAPPENED OVER THE WEEKEND — NOT JUST IN FOOTBALL, BUT IN THE WORLD. WE GO FROM LETHAL INJECTIONS TO WITCHES TO DELE ALLI TWITCHING!
WE ALSO DISCUSS JUDE BELLINGHAM AND WHETHER ROY KEANE’S COMMENTS ABOUT HIM RING TRUE. PLUS, WE TALK ABOUT FILTHY FELLAS FAVOURITE CR7 AND WHETHER HIM BEING 41 AND A MARTYR SHOULD EXCUSE HIS PETULANT BEHAVIOUR…
AND FINALLY, THE PREMIER LEAGUE RETURNS! ARSENAL NEED A WIN AFTER GETTING MAULED TO DEATH BY THE SEAGULLS, AND SOMEONE OUT OF MAN UTD AND SPURS NEEDS TO WIN TOO!
LIVERPOOL ALSO HAVE A CHANCE TO SET A PRECEDENT FOR THE REST OF THE SEASON AGAINST MAN CITY — AND LET THEIR FEELINGS (AND EVERYONE ELSE’S) BE HEARD…
YA HEARD!
FILTHY TO THE WORLD!

WE LOVE TO CAUSE A STIR, BE CONTROVERSIAL, RUFFLE A FEW FEATHERS RATTLE THE CROWD. 
TODAY @ FREE WE ARE TELLING YOU WHO WE THINK THE TOP 10 MIDFIELDERS IN THE PREMIER LEAGUE ARE… AND IT’S NOT BASED ON THE 5 GAMES PLAYED THIS SEASON, BECAUSE THAT WOULD BE STUPID. 
WE’RE ALL HYPOCRITES, AND WHATEVER WORKS FOR OUR ARGUMENT, WE’LL FIND A WAY TO JUSTIFY.
AND REMEMBER, WE’RE A DEMOCRACY — THIS IS HOW DEMOCRACIES WORK…

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THEY’VE BEEN ONE OF THE MOST SUCCESSFUL CLUBS IN PREMIER LEAGUE HISTORY, SECOND ONLY TO THEIR ARCH-RIVALS, MANCHESTER UNITED, IN TERMS OF PREMIER LEAGUE TITLES.
MANCHESTER CITY HAVE ECLIPSED THEIR RIVALS ON THE PITCH, MATCHED MANCHESTER UNITED’S HISTORIC TREBLE, AND REPEATEDLY BEATEN SOME OF THE VERY BEST TEAMS ENGLAND HAS PRODUCED, MOST NOTABLY JÜRGEN KLOPP’S LIVERPOOL AND MIKEL ARTETA’S ARSENAL.
FOR RIVAL FANS, THEY’VE BECOME A HEADACHE. AN APPARENTLY UNSTOPPABLE FORCE OF NATURE.
BUT THREE YEARS AGO, A SERIES OF LEAKED EMAILS AND DOCUMENTS REIGNITED QUESTIONS SURROUNDING MANCHESTER CITY’S FINANCES AND THE ALLEGATIONS MADE AGAINST THE CLUB. THOSE ALLEGATIONS FORM PART OF THE PREMIER LEAGUE’S CASE INVOLVING 115 ALLEGED BREACHES OF ITS RULES, A CASE THAT HAS BEEN FIERCELY CONTESTED BY MANCHESTER CITY.
AND NOW, EVERYONE IS WAITING TO FIND OUT WHAT HAPPENS NEXT.
WHAT COULD THE PUNISHMENT BE? WHAT WOULD THE CONSEQUENCES MEAN FOR MANCHESTER CITY, THEIR TROPHIES AND THEIR PLACE IN PREMIER LEAGUE HISTORY?
THEY CAN’T JUST GET AWAY WITH THIS… CAN THEY?
IN THIS EPISODE, WE BREAK IT ALL DOWN AND LET MANCHESTER CITY KNOW EXACTLY HOW WE FEEL.
LET US KNOW YOUR THOUGHTS IN THE COMMENTS!
BLUE MOON IS RISING…
SETTING, RATHER.
OH, AND HARRY KANE… YOU’VE LET YOUR COUNTRY DOWN. AGAIN.