Butt Honestly with Doctor Carlton and Dangilo

Hello, Booty Gang—sound the alarms and clutch your pearls, because the whole gang is back in the studio. That’s right: Dr. Carlton, Dangilo, and Producer Tony are all present, accounted for, and emotionally unprepared.
This week’s episode has everything: travel tales, worked holes (allegedly), international steam, and listener feedback that proves you are paying attention—and taking notes. Dr. Carlton kicks things off with a Palm Springs recap that can only be described as restorative, adventurous, and very hydrating. Let’s just say the desert wasn’t the only thing getting worked, and leave it there before the HOA gets involved.
Meanwhile, Producer Tony returns freshly marinated from Italy and wastes zero time taking us inside a Florence bathhouse experience that answers the age-old question: Is the Renaissance alive and well? (Spoiler: yes, and she’s naked.)
In listener land, the Booty Gang is fired up. We’ve got two thoughtful, spicy reactions to our reaction to the Las Culturistas vs. Jasmine Crockett moment—because nothing says community like layered discourse with a side of shade. Add in a Booty Gangster who is struggling with dryness (we’re talking Sahara, not personality), and another listener sliding into Dr. Carlton’s inbox with questions about Spring Blooms that are less “fresh florals” and more “is this normal?”
It’s a classic Butt Honestly episode: equal parts sex-ed, group chat chaos, cultural commentary, and lovingly inappropriate oversharing. Educational? Yes. Unhinged? Occasionally. Entertaining? Always.
So settle in, hydrate accordingly, and enjoy an episode that proves once again—when the whole crew shows up, things get slippery fast. 🍑🎙️

Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands

Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

Hey Booty Gang—pull up a chair, silence your group chat, and maybe hydrate, because this week’s episode of BUTT HONESTLY is equal parts curious, clinical, and casually chronic. 
We kick things off with a listener whose partner only seems interested in unleashing their wild side after a few cocktails. Is it liquid courage, a personality setting, or just a very specific two-drink minimum? Dr. Carlton and Dangilo unpack the science, the psychology, and the “are we okay with this?” of it all—no judgment, just raised eyebrows.
Then we head straight into the medicine cabinet as another listener asks the question no one wants to Google at 2 a.m.: What medication actually helps your balls while on testosterone therapy? (Spoiler: WebMD panic scrolling is not a treatment plan.) 
Then things get emotionally mature—yes, really—as one listener asks the guys to talk about compersion. What is it? Can you learn it? And why does it sound like a Pilates class but hit like an emotional pop quiz? The boys break down joy-for-your-partner joy without making your brain hurt… too much.
The guys zoom out to talk dating apps—what’s working, what’s broken, and why everyone somehow has the same five photos. Dangilo takes a nostalgic (and slightly unhinged) detour involving The Alamo and Pee-wee Herman’s bike, proving once again that history class would’ve been way more interesting if he’d been teaching it.
Meanwhile, Dr. Carlton gets serious for a moment to remind everyone that colonoscopies are not a vibe—but they are a necessity. Consider this your loving, slightly stern reminder to take care of your insides… all of them.
As always, the episode wraps with the guys’ “69 and a Half Foot Pole” of the week—things they’re politely, firmly, and sometimes medically distancing themselves from—and finishes strong with their Love Language of the Week, sending you off informed, entertained, and maybe questioning a few life choices.
It’s thoughtful. It’s funny. It’s Butt Honestly doing what it does best: answering the questions you’re afraid to ask out loud… except here, we say them into microphones. 🍑🎙️

Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands

Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

Hello, Booty Gang—and light the candles (but maybe not all at once), because it’s Dr. Carlton’s birthday week. That’s right: Dr. C officially wades into his mid-50s with grace, perspective, and just enough self-reflection to make aging look amazing!
While Dr. Carlton reflects on what it means to level up another year, Dangilo balances the vibe by revisiting his own historically cursed birthdays. He shares a drunk San Antonio story. The joys of drunk girls.
The guys also weigh in on the Las Culturistas drama, applying their signature blend of pop-culture literacy, emotional intelligence, and “we said what we said” energy. Is it serious? Is it learning opportunity? Is it both? Absolutely.
Then it’s back to the heart of the show: your questions, your chaos, your butts. One Booty Gang member writes in about rods—hemorrhoids, to be clear—and yes, Dr. Carlton puts the doctor back in doctor. Another listener asks about throat pain, and let’s just say: anatomy is discussed, assumptions are challenged, and no one leaves without learning something.
We also get a Pig on the Prowl story involving a FedEx delivery guy whose package delivery may or may not have gone exactly as intended. Logistics were involved. Timing mattered. Boundaries were… flexible.
Plus, the guys toss a few more things onto the ever-growing list of “69 and a Half Foot Pole”—topics and behaviors they would not touch, approach, or acknowledge, even with legal counsel present.
They close it all out with the Love Language of the Week, because despite the mess, the mayhem, and the midlife milestones, this podcast is still about connection… and maybe a little self-awareness.
Aging happens. Birthdays disappoint. Packages get delivered.
And somehow, BUTT HONESTLY keeps getting better. 🎂🍑🎙️

Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands

Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

Welcome back to another episode of BUTT HONESTLY, where the champagne is flat, the takes are spicy, and the butts remain undefeated.
This week, Dr. Carlton and Dangilo ease you into the New Year the only way they know how: with questionable emails and a new segment. We kick things off with a Booty Caller who has an STI testing question that spirals quickly into “am I doing this right or just confidently wrong?” territory. Then, a Booty Gangster writes in wondering whether his attraction is authentic… or accidentally offensive. (Spoiler: intention matters, but so does listening.)
Things really heat up at the “Horse Market–sized.” Two hot dads, one inbox, and more context than anyone asked for—but we read it anyway, because of course we did.
The guys also recap the holidays and ring in the New Year . Then—because the internet is a cursed place—Dr. Carlton and Dangilo unpack the U.S. government’s list of the 25 worst things stuck up people’s bums in 2025. Educational? No. Memorable? Unfortunately, yes.
Plus, the debut of a brand-new segment: “69 and a Half Foot Pole,”
We wrap it all up with the Love Language of the Week, because after all that… everyone deserves a little tenderness.
New year. Same podcast. Same warning: listen responsibly. 🍑🎙️

Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands

Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

Hello, Booty Gang—and welcome to the final episode of 2025. Light a candle, clench your cheeks, and settle in, because Dr. Carlton and Dangilo are closing out the year exactly how they started it: honest, messy, and deeply invested in your personal business.
This week’s inbox is stacked. We’ve got a Booty Gangster with questions about butt plugs and lube, a listener trying to escape a truly tragic situationship (thoughts and prayers), and an end-of-year update from Trampage—proving once again that some storylines deserve a season finale. Plus, your READY SET CONFESS submissions are serving equal parts chaos, courage, and “you probably shouldn’t have texted that.”
The guys also recap their holidays, reflect on what they’re manifesting for 2026 (growth, boundaries, and maybe better choices), and help Dangilo San Antonio —help wanted, dignity optional. There’s also a spirited dive into the Heat Rivalry, because nothing says year-end reflection like sports opinions you didn’t ask for.
As always, they wrap things up with their Love Language of the Week, sending you off into the new year slightly wiser, significantly gayer, and emotionally moisturized.
Thanks for riding with us through 2025. Same cheeks, new year. 🍑✨

Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands

Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy