On this episode of Mood Killers, Marconi opens up about his awkward, emotional, and occasionally itchy journey of growing out his hair—because why not reinvent yourself in the middle of a crisis? In another scroll-worthy edition of Keep Scrolling, the guys serve up a buffet of TikTok audio gems that are weirdly wonderful. Eddie airs his comedic grievances with Tom Segura and explains why he’s slowly backing away from Steve Harvey like he just saw a Family Feud ghost. Plus, in Marconi-Logs, we finally learn who makes Eddie’s elusive Top 5 Friends list… but is Marconi one of them? All this and a comforting Dollop of Joy to balance out the existential dread.
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All Subscription Everything
On this episode of Mood Killers, Marconi and Eddie dig into the identity crisis—literally. Do you need a REAL ID, City ID, passport, and a driver’s license just to exist now? They also warn you about the true horror of hot air balloons (spoiler: it’s all of it), why you should keep scrolling, and how sleep apnea is lurking like a bedtime villain. Plus, what’s Honey Boo Boo up to these days? Things that got too popular and ruined the fun for everyone. And finally, “A Dollop of Joy” explores the question: Is legacy just ego dressed in a tux?
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Hard Candy: With a Surprise Center
Marconi is haunted by how efficiently he’s using his time now that he’s finally sleeping like a grown-up. Eddie’s unimpressed with the new Jon Hamm series on Apple TV+, and he's got thoughts about Google Nest, Windows 10, and LG phones all going *poof*. Meanwhile, the internet turns on Katy Perry—again—and she’s definitely *not* laughing. All that and more, plus a Dollop of Joy to cleanse your palate.
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Gambling For Groceries
Marconi’s apartment is *rudely invaded* (legally, of course) and he copes the only way he knows how—by sharing some raw, unfiltered **Marconi-Logs**. Meanwhile, Eddie dives into the chaos of Bill Belichick’s awkward TV moment, Katy Perry’s baffling stage antics, and the strange-but-true Texas law that exists *because of her*. Plus: What would *you* do if you struck it rich from a $200 loan from a friend? All that, and we end with a much-needed **Dollop of Joy** to cleanse your palate. Listen now. It’s weird. It’s wonderful. It’s **Mood Killers**.
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Firing an AI Employee
Marconi experiments with something completely new: a normal adult sleep schedule (it’s weird, we know). Eddie surprises everyone by introducing a brand-new co-host to the show. Plus, therapy is explained in 60 seconds—even though one of the guys still goes every week. In Keep Scrolling, we take a wild guess at what the future holds, and in Did You Know?, we reveal the artist behind that mystery track you've definitely heard before certain online videos. Oh, and Marconi forgot to hit record... but don’t worry—he still managed to find a Dollop of Joy to wrap things up.
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