Santa Claus (via his good friend Kelly Rands from The Humor Mill Orlando) joins us to celebrate... Well, the North Pole of course, but mainly Christmas! Santa recalls his early days with Burgermeister Meisterburger, and talks honestly about why he's currently spending most of the year at The Villages in Central Florida. Santa Claus shares his pro tips to a fulfilling Yuletide season, tells us about balancing the demands of his job and his marriage to Mrs. Claus, and plays a new game we invented just for him: WHAT ARE THEY GETTING? PLUS: Santa won't stop calling me Billy.SPONSORED BYSUBSCRIBE TO WHERE I'M FROMApple PodcastsSpotifyAmazonRSSYouTube (Live Streams)YouTube (Episodes) LINKSFull Uncut Interview (Livestream)Where I'm From YouTube ChannelThe Humor Mill OrlandoBurgermeister Meisterburger2020 Central Florida Sketch Comedy FestivalThe VillagesSanta Claus is Coming To TownThe Life & Adventures of Santa ClausThe Elf Riots of 1536Mcdonald's Santa Clause The Movie Christmas Happy Meal CommercialViolent NightThe Santa ClauseSanta Claus Conquers The MartiansMiracle on 34th StreetThe Polar ExpressTIMESTAMPS00:00:00 Intro00:02:19 How Old Is Santa?00:03:22 Santa Calls Bill "Billy"00:04:24 Why Is Santa in Winter Haven, Florida?00:05:10 - North Pole Chili's00:07:03 - The Villages00:08:02 Even Santa Works Remote00:08:59 The Secret Origin of Santa Claus00:10:10 - Santa Claus is a Hufflepuff00:11:15 Mrs. Claus00:11:54 Santa's Favorite Santa Movies00:12:28 - The Santa Clause00:12:28 - Violent Night00:13:13 - Santa Claus Conquers The Martians00:15:36 Santa's Favorite Teachers00:16:20 - Santa's Cats00:17:40 The Saddest Thing Santa's Seen00:19:11 Cookie Talk00:20:13 Santa's Thoughts on "Keep Christmas In December"00:21:11 How Santa Learned To Make Toys00:22:45 The Elf Riots of 153600:24:57 A Coal Conundrum00:27:25 Streann Studio Ad Read00:28:56 The Dark Side of the Reindeer00:31:35 Santa Is The Real Florida Man00:32:48 Job Stress and Santa's Marriage00:32:48 A Chat Message from "Rudolpho"00:35:45 Should We Still Be Giving Each Other Christmas Presents?00:39:07 - Bill Doesn't Want To Get Angry At Santa00:40:01 Santa's Favorite Santa Claus Story00:40:11 - Miracle on 34th Street (1947)00:40:28 - The Polar Express00:42:10 What Are They Getting?00:50:11 The Humor Mill Orlando00:51:27 Santa Goes Hard Against Commercialism00:52:40 The Elves Party Hard00:54:25 Santa Loves Rap00:54:51 - Santa Raps00:56:21 Santra Addresses Labor Issues and THAT New York Post Article00:59:26 How Many Children Has Santa Delivered Presents To?01:00:27 Santa's Relationship with McDonald's01:05:03 What Does Santa Want For Christmas?01:08:57 Wheel of Anecdotes01:14:57 Close
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Introducing I Made This From Do Anything Media
Bill Meeks talks to passionate people executing their “Big Ideas” in realistic ways. From entrepreneurs to artists and everything in between, I Made This tells the stories of dreamers just like you.SUBSCRIBERSS Feed | Apple Podcasts | Spotify| Google Podcasts
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BONUS EPISODE – The Fakist: Fly High
A tribute to a man who flew 597 feet too far.
The Fakist Presents Birdman Stan: Fly High, a hastily thrown together tribute to the man whose “Lazy Eye in the Sky” drifted toward heaven far too soon. Then, a Teen Wolf fancast welcomes an historic guest. All that, plus The Bieber Babies… All Grown Up!
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CAST
BIRDMAN STAN – Bobby Hawke
MALCOLM MCDOWELL – John Harrison
SPECIAL ANNOUNCER – Derek O’Neill
PAUL DAFOE – Himself
LEANN – Rebecca Johnson
CLAUS GLEASON – Evan
RANDY “PA” SHUTTLE – Saker
KIM JON-UN – Himself
KIM JON-UN TRANSLATOR – Michael Lucero
JEFF GOLDBLUM – Michael Lucero
PROMO PRODUCER – Morgan Glennon
FIRE CHIEF – Charles Johnson
MAMA BUTTRAM – frutron of Hollywood Is Hard
YOUNG BIRDMAN STAN – Dorkface Delroy
CINDY – Elizabeth Plascencia
GRACE HUBERSTAFFORFORD – Wynn Mercere
BYRON SEALES – Tony Hooper
JAKE STEIN – Justin Robert Young
CHEEKY CHEESE KID 1 – Dinah Delroy
CHEEKY CHEESE KID 1 – Dorkface Delroy
CHEEKY CHEESE KID 1 – Doofy Delroy
CHEEKY CHEESE – Michael Lucero
MYSTIC DUDE – Bryce Castillo
POLICE OFFICER – Peter Price
CURLEYWORLD KID 1 – Ariane Marchese
CURLEYWORLD KID 2 – Mae Ann Louisse Sigua
BROCOLLI BITES ANNOUNCE – Tim Delroy
PRINCIPAL – Adam Paulauski
KENNY – Peter Price
OLD TIME DETECTIVE – Peter Price
STEVIE – Ariane Marchese
HUMMING DAD – Peter Price
SHELIA – Mae Ann Louisse Sigua
DONALD BIEBER – Dean Demarest of Cos-A-Commotion
JEAN BIEBER – Shellane Demarest of Cos-A-Commotion
STEVE ROBERTSON – Tim Delroy
JUSTIN BIEBER – Robert D Ross
FRANNIE FLUKE – Rachel Boat
TONY THOMAS – Peter Price
GLENN KARAOKE – Bobby Hawke
GUY IN THE CROWD – Bobby Hawke
BATMAN ANNOUNCER – Peter Price
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MUSIC
Memories – https://www.bensound.com
Going Higher – https://www.bensound.com
Sexy – https://www.bensound.com
“Doobly Doo” Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)
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“Spy Glass” Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)
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“You Get What You Give”
Covered by Classic Tragic Hero
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Introducing THE FAKIST – from the minds behind Universe Box
A NEW podcast, featuring voices you’ll recognize and sketches that will crack you up. Covering the fake news… For Real. Paul DaFoe, along with the best news team in the business, breaks fake news from the worlds of politics, sports, entertainment, and Neptune. If the news is #BREAKING, it’s probably The Fakist who’s breaking it.
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Here lies Tom Vuldemort, inspiration for Harry Potter’s Lord Voldemort.
What Walking Dead whoopsie got one local priest into hot water? Then, clowns try to shake the stigma of Stephen King’s It. Did you know Lord Voldemort from Harry Potter was based on a real person? We’ve got the scoop. You’ll meet our new Producer Leann in our rotating segment Revolving Door. All that and Traffic with Jake Stein, coming up on The Fakist.
CAST
PAUL DAFOE – Himself
LEANN – Rebecca Johnson
JAKE STEIN – Justin Robert Young
ANNOUNCER – Roberto Villegas
JK ROWLING – John Harrison
CBN INTERVIEWER – Derek O’Neill
TOM VULDERMORT – Derek O’Neill
BBC REPORTER – John Harrison
MONOLOGUING ACTOR – Tim Delroy
FATHER RYAN – Bobby Hawke
PARISHIONER – Tim Delroy
ELLA FITZPATRICK – Anne Marie DeSimone
CINDY – Elizabeth Plascencia
ZIPPER MAN – Tim Delroy
POLICE CHIEF – Tim Delroy
ICEPICK KILLER – Tim Delroy
GRACE HUBERSTAFFORFORD – Wynn Mercere
PAGLIACCI – Michael Lucero
PENNYWISE – Tim Delroy
STEPHEN KING – Tim Delroy
MUSIC
What’s Going On?
Performed by Jake Stein
Lyrics by Justin Robert Young
Music by Stephan Carroll
“NewsSting” Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)
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The Path of the Goblin King v2 Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)
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Extreme Action, Hey! – https://www.bensound.com
Sad Day – https://www.bensound.com
Creepy – https://www.bensound.com
Jingle 2 by Monplaisir is licensed under a CC0 1.0 Universal License.
Welcome to HorrorLand Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)
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Announcing the Gotham Sweetheart Contest Winners!
We announce the three winners of our GOTHAM SWEETHEART CONTEST! Who will win the three Gotham action figures from Diamond Select Toys? Watch and find out!
Bill Meeks and Anne Marie DeSimone open up the universe box to discuss shows, movies, songs, and listener stories all based on that week's listener-selected theme.
Universe Box. Remember to think outside.