The Judgies

In this episode, we take calls about: a past hookup partner failing to impress on a date, a hot pocket debacle shaking up some roommates, a mobile game that has gripped a listener, someone demanding their professor open an adult website in class, and we give some not advice on how to say goodbye!

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Time Stamps:

0:00 Intro
7:38 Graffiti
11:03 Hookup Into First Date
26:12 Hot Pocket Debacle
32:48 Mobile Game Magic
40:05 Inappropriate Website in Class
48:16 How to Say Goodbye
1:01:00 Outro
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In this episode, we talk about: a mom that WAS Brazilian, a lanky wanker in the stairwell causes some roommate drama, a wife that is getting violent during meltdowns with children in the home, a listener going through a messy breakup, and someone that doesn't want to take off their engagement ring at a wedding. We also draft some of our FAVORITE SpongeBob quotes in this week's circle jurdge.

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Time Stamps:
0:00 Intro
7:21 Mom Was Brazilian
15:03 Lanky Wanker
27:42 Autistic Meltdown Wife
40:37 Break
40:35 CJ: SpongeBob Quotes Draft
56:21 LS Sound
58:12 LS Story
1:13:57 Not Taking Ring Off
1:25:51 Mail Time
1:30:16 Outro

Story Links:
AITA for “trauma dumping” after my friend’s bf tried to correct my word usage?

(Ex)friends bf was fa**ing in the doorway and she asked if I saw his d**k.

relationship_advice i 35 f want to leave my wife 34 f largely because of her autistic meltdowns in front of our 7 year old son
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AITA for refusing to take off my engagement ring during a wedding?

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In this episode, we talk about: someone accidentally liking a boss's old bikini picture while looking for things to talk to her about, a couple gets defriended after decided to sleep at a motel instead of at their friend's parent's house, a guy messes up after hearing his sister call his wife fat, a listener's partner punches a stick of butter resulting in a fart attack, and someone is blamed for stealing their friend's boyfriend. We also see if Josh and Christian can pass a girl test in this week's circle jurdge!

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Time Stamps:
0:00 Intro
8:19 Liking Boss's Old Bikini Pics
21:04 Not Following House Rules
31:29 Sister Calling Wife Fat
39:22 Break
39:30 CJ: Would You Survive As a Woman?
56:55 LS Sound
59:55 LS Story
1:09:26 Stealing Boyfriend
1:23:29 Outro

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TIFU by accidentally liking my boss's 8-year-old vacation bikini photo at 2 AM on Insta

AITA for refusing to follow my friend’s parents’ house rules and leaving?

AITAH for not defending my wife when my sister called her fat?

My (26f) friend (26f) has accused me of stealing her boyfriend. Boyfriend (25m) had no idea they were dating

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In this episode, we take calls about: people hearing things while eavesdropping! We hear about a cult recruitment going down in a restaurant, a train that had TOO MANY characters on board, and a listener that found out their husband had Chat GPT induced psychosis.

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Time Stamps:
0:00 Intro
5:41 Family Joining a Cult
18:13 Too Many Train Characters
26:24 Chat GPT Ruined My Marriage
49:27 Outro

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In this episode, we talk about: a husband that is pooping too much, someone who is yanking the bus chain too many times, someone that smashed their friend's guitar, a listener that was being harassed by an old coworker, a guy getting caught eating too many hotdogs, and we find out about a Star Trek fan that SUCKS. We also go over some listener submitted tweets that should have banged in this week's circle Jurdge.

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Time Stamps:
0:00 Intro
7:50 Husband Poops Too Much
24:48 Yanking The Bus Chain
34:41 Smashing Friend's Guitar
47:44 Break
47:52 CJ: LS Tweets That Shoulda Banged
1:01:12 LS Sound
1:05:35 LS Story
1:24:47 Eating Too Many Hotdogs
1:35:42 Wokest Star Trek Fan
1:44:04 Outro

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My husband 36M poops too much for me 36F to feel comfortable having another baby with him

AITA for “abusing” the the bus stop chain so I don’t miss my stop?

AIO for smashing my friend’s guitar after he played it for my gf which turned her into cheating on me with him?

I got caught eating hot dogs at work and the boss wants to have a meeting first thing Monday

aita my gf is staying with friends because i cancelled my paramount sub
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