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    NA 45: Kismet for Cats

    2026/05/28 | 1h 3 mins.
    In this episode, we take calls about: a bf who may or may not be JOing while our caller s, a conundrum arises after the cat distribution service runs its course, a classmate SUCKS and needs to be kicked out of school, a caller let's us know they won't ever watch our show, someone attempts to tell their banal story, and we find out about a broken leg that healed too fast for our show.

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    Time Stamps:
    0:00 Intro
    4:43 BF JOs While I S
    17:21 Cat Distribution Service Conundrum
    28:05 My Classmate SUCKS
    34:36 Josh's Voice
    41:16 Banal Story in Florida
    52:50 Speed Round
    57:52 Outro
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    Ep 311: Reddit Stories You WON'T Forget

    2026/05/25 | 1h 21 mins.
    In this episode, we talk about: a guy eating TOO MUCH of a party sub, a company plantation retreat that didn't go the way that HR planned, the infamous Jolly Rancher story heard round the world, a listener that caught their partner cheating in the worst way possible, and a husband that keeps sending "I hate you" texts to his wife but denies that he is.

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    Time Stamps:
    0:00 Intro
    8:07 Eating So Much Party Sub
    20:34 Company Plantation Retreat
    31:02 The Jolly Rancher Story
    35:55 Break
    36:03 CJ: The Final Josh Gauntlet
    50:25 LS Sound
    52:36 LS Story
    59:15 Psychopath Husband
    1:15:44 Outro

    Story Links:
    AITA because I ate more than "my share" of a 6 foot party sub last night?

    Company throws a corporate retreat at a plantation in southern Alabama with a period-appropriate costume ball, only black guy that works for the company shows up dressed as a slave.

    the jolly rancher story

    I Genuinely Think My (35F) Husband (36M) is a Psychopath
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    Ep 310: The Reddit Don Draper

    2026/05/18 | 1h 37 mins.
    In this episode, we talk about: a guy who wants an open marriage but NOT for the reason you tare thinking, and a listener that had a brother so unwell it caused them to stop talking to their parents. We also go over some covers we think we can judge a book by more easily!

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    Time Stamps:
    0:00 Intro
    13:08 Chubby Chick Challenge
    26:12 Husbands Made Up Words
    42:08 Break
    42:16 Semantics
    44:45 CJ: Bad Boy Tutorial
    1:07:19 LS Sound
    1:09:58 LS Story
    1:20:40 Pregnant GF Crashing Out
    1:32:31 Outro

    Time Stamps:
    0:00 Intro
    13:01 Dad Wants Open Marriage
    36:10 Break
    36:18 CJ: Can You Tell More About a Person
    53:22 LS Sound
    56:45 LS Story
    1:31:49 Outro

    Story Links:
    UPDATE (4 Years Later) - My dad is furious that my mom slept with other people in an open marriage he wanted.

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    NA 44: The WEIRDEST Strangers We've Met

    2026/05/14 | 58 mins.
    In this episode, we take calls about: people's strangest interactions with strangers including a vet tech being made uncomfortable by a man, a vet tech being on the receiving end on a trauma dump, trauma, and a drump, a person being warned about their upcoming hernia surgery, and a caller that had a very inappropriate "compliment" as well as realizing they knew a certain someone from TikTok.

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    0:00 Intro
    2:00 Vet Tech Uncomfortable
    12:23 Vet Tech Trauma Dump
    22:39 Be Wary of Hernias
    32:13 Waiting and Drapes Guy
    53:07 Outro
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    Ep 309: How to Be a Bad Boy

    2026/05/11 | 1h 40 mins.
    In this episode, we talk about: the Chubby Chick Challenge and its consequences on a relationship, a husband who has a little bit too much whimsy for a relationship, a listener that might be dating a relative, and a pregnant girlfriend that is "crashing out." We also cover a WikiHow on How to Be a Bad Boy!

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    Time Stamps:
    0:00 Intro
    13:08 Chubby Chick Challenge
    26:12 Husbands Made Up Words
    42:08 Break
    42:16 Semantics
    44:45 CJ: Bad Boy Tutorial
    1:07:19 LS Sound
    1:09:58 LS Story
    1:20:40 Pregnant GF Crashing Out
    1:32:31 Outro

    Story Links:
    Boyfriend [25M] told me he used to ask out “fat girls” for fun. Am I [22F] right to be disgusted by him?

    AITA for being at breaking point with my husband’s made up language?

    I dont want to date my pregnant girlfriend anymore and shes crashing out
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Hangout with Christian, Erika, and Josh as we curate hilarious/odd stories from the internet and judge accordingly. Come be judgy with us!

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