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    Ep 324: Am I the Apple?

    2026/08/24 | 1h 28 mins.
    In this episode, we talk about: a BRAND NEW GAME SHOW that is SWEEPING THE NATION. We play three rounds of Am I the Ass (NOT SPONSORED) to figure out which one of us three is the best at judging people after all these years of doing it semi-professionally!

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    0:00 Intro
    1:53 Explaining the Rules
    4:19 Leaving Dm's on Read
    6:46 Eloping Without Telling Parents
    9:22 Refusing To Attend A School Reunion
    13:19 Giving Money Away
    16:01 Declining to be Best Man
    20:40 Asking Long Term Guest To Move Out
    25:05 Asking Partner To Tone Down PDA
    30:22 Break
    30:40 CJ: Game Show Edition
    31:51 Correcting My Husband
    36:12 Not Telling My Ex That I'm Her Bro's Sperm Donor
    41:22 Refusing To Split the Bill
    47:39 I Grabbed the Last Bottle of Diarrhea Medicine
    52:14 Can't Tutor Friend Anymore
    54:49 Continuing To Let Kid Sleep With Us
    58:22 Special Bonus Round
    1:01:49 Not Responding During Girl's Night
    1:04:39 Pushing Husband To Give Money To Bro
    1:06:41 Cutting Bro Off Financially
    1:07:57 Grabbing the Last Seat on the Train
    1:10:12 Not Sharing Personal Issues
    1:11:46 Not Pulling Daughter's Suitcase
    1:13:55 Not Participating in Group Gift
    1:17:54 Refusing to Pay Friend Back For Drink
    1:20:32 Asking Friend to Swap Out One of Her Posts
    1:22:58 Outro
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    NA 51: Three Strikes

    2026/08/20 | 1h 6 mins.
    In this episode, we take calls about: a past hookup partner failing to impress on a date, a hot pocket debacle shaking up some roommates, a mobile game that has gripped a listener, someone demanding their professor open an adult website in class, and we give some not advice on how to say goodbye!

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    0:00 Intro
    7:38 Graffiti
    11:03 Hookup Into First Date
    26:12 Hot Pocket Debacle
    32:48 Mobile Game Magic
    40:05 Inappropriate Website in Class
    48:16 How to Say Goodbye
    1:01:00 Outro
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    Ep 323: SpongeBob Quotes Draft

    2026/08/17 | 1h 35 mins.
    In this episode, we talk about: a mom that WAS Brazilian, a lanky wanker in the stairwell causes some roommate drama, a wife that is getting violent during meltdowns with children in the home, a listener going through a messy breakup, and someone that doesn't want to take off their engagement ring at a wedding. We also draft some of our FAVORITE SpongeBob quotes in this week's circle jurdge.

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    Time Stamps:
    0:00 Intro
    7:21 Mom Was Brazilian
    15:03 Lanky Wanker
    27:42 Autistic Meltdown Wife
    40:37 Break
    40:35 CJ: SpongeBob Quotes Draft
    56:21 LS Sound
    58:12 LS Story
    1:13:57 Not Taking Ring Off
    1:25:51 Mail Time
    1:30:16 Outro

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    AITA for “trauma dumping” after my friend’s bf tried to correct my word usage?

    (Ex)friends bf was fa**ing in the doorway and she asked if I saw his d**k.

    relationship_advice i 35 f want to leave my wife 34 f largely because of her autistic meltdowns in front of our 7 year old son
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    AITA for refusing to take off my engagement ring during a wedding?

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    Ep 322: Boss's Bikini Pics

    2026/08/10 | 1h 29 mins.
    In this episode, we talk about: someone accidentally liking a boss's old bikini picture while looking for things to talk to her about, a couple gets defriended after decided to sleep at a motel instead of at their friend's parent's house, a guy messes up after hearing his sister call his wife fat, a listener's partner punches a stick of butter resulting in a fart attack, and someone is blamed for stealing their friend's boyfriend. We also see if Josh and Christian can pass a girl test in this week's circle jurdge!

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    Time Stamps:
    0:00 Intro
    8:19 Liking Boss's Old Bikini Pics
    21:04 Not Following House Rules
    31:29 Sister Calling Wife Fat
    39:22 Break
    39:30 CJ: Would You Survive As a Woman?
    56:55 LS Sound
    59:55 LS Story
    1:09:26 Stealing Boyfriend
    1:23:29 Outro

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    TIFU by accidentally liking my boss's 8-year-old vacation bikini photo at 2 AM on Insta

    AITA for refusing to follow my friend’s parents’ house rules and leaving?

    AITAH for not defending my wife when my sister called her fat?

    My (26f) friend (26f) has accused me of stealing her boyfriend. Boyfriend (25m) had no idea they were dating

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    NA 50: I Overheard A Cult Recruitment

    2026/08/06 | 55 mins.
    In this episode, we take calls about: people hearing things while eavesdropping! We hear about a cult recruitment going down in a restaurant, a train that had TOO MANY characters on board, and a listener that found out their husband had Chat GPT induced psychosis.

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    5:41 Family Joining a Cult
    18:13 Too Many Train Characters
    26:24 Chat GPT Ruined My Marriage
    49:27 Outro

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Hangout with Christian, Erika, and Josh as we curate hilarious/odd stories from the internet and judge accordingly. Come be judgy with us!

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