The Carwash 2.0

In this episode, Brighton, Dona and Figo dive into the Soweto Derby, unpacking the intensity of Kaizer Chiefs vs Orlando Pirates. From behind-the-scenes build-up to derby-specific tactics and top-four pressure in the Betway Premiership, nothing is off limits. They also debate whether some big-name players are built for smaller teams and what it really takes to step up to the giants. Plus, inspired by Thierry Henry’s apology to his kids, the crew tackles the fatherhood dilemma: providing vs being present.

The hosts break down Monnapule Saleng’s surprise move to Mamelodi Sundowns, with Teko Modise pointing at the similarities to his move and that of Thembinkosi Lorch. Securing the bag is also discussed in detail, with players urged to secure their financial futures; all this in light of Mbekezeli Mbokazi’s move to Chicago Fire in the MLS.

The Carwash Crew give PSL clubs their mid-season grades, discuss why panic buying & breaking salary caps don’t always work. Teko gives Linda ‘flowers’ for being his authentic self on social media. They reveal their guilty pleasures, things they can’t live without & the merits of SA teams singing before games, especially against Ronaldo. ‘Figo’ justifies wearing skirts, Brighton opens up about ‘that game’ & Teko clears the air about his relationship with Dr Khoza and reveals details about their meeting.

The Carwash Crew give PSL clubs their mid-season grades, discuss why panic buying & breaking salary caps don’t always work. Teko gives Linda ‘flowers’ for being his authentic self on social media. They reveal their guilty pleasures, things they can’t live without & the merits of SA teams singing before games, especially against Ronaldo. ‘Figo’ justifies wearing skirts, Brighton opens up about ‘that game’ & Teko clears the air about his relationship with Dr Khoza and reveals details about their meeting. The Carwash Episode 1 Part Two: Panic Signings, Breaking Salary Caps & Teko’s meeting with Dr Khoza

The hosts break down South Africa’s AFCON group and expectations, asking the hard questions, with the attention turning to key squad decisions, including the omission of Thembinkosi Lorch and Keletso Makgalwa, and what that says about the direction the national team is taking. The conversation further looks beyond AFCON to the bigger picture: what realistically needs to happen between now and the 2026 FIFA World Cup, protecting Relebohile Mofokeng, and whether South Africa are building a team capable of competing when it matters most.