Two Girls Fan Club

Official Meeting Minutes | Meeting No. 001
Presiding: Co-Presidents Kate & Nicole
Attendance: All fan club members (that's you)
After a brief hiatus and approximately our 19th rebrand, the Two Girls Fan Club is officially back in session. First order of business? Catching up on everything we've missed before putting on our tinfoil hats for a very necessary ACOTAR 6 emergency meeting.
On the Agenda:
Motorsports: Baby Leclerc has arrived, Kimi Antonelli is a World Champion, Yuki hard-launches his girlfriend, and Esteban gets the Danny Ric treatment.
Pop Culture: Breaking Mormon Wives news and some unexpected developments.
Book Club: An extensive, spoiler-filled ACOTAR 6 debrief. Is Elain evil? Is Koschei pulling the strings? And can we trust literally anyone?
Member Grievances: Feyre's breastfeeding and the price of gas.

Action Items: Submit your theories, hot takes, and grievances for the next meeting.
Meeting adjourned. See you on the internet!

Kate and Nicole are following the vibes wherever they go this week, kicking things off with Lando Norris and his newly minted Hot Boy Summer (the Alix Earle of it all, the sprinting out of restaurants like a British MP with a scandal breaking of it all). Then it's Lewis Hamilton and Kim K looking suspiciously like a family unit (he's not the stepdad, he's the dad that stepped up, sorry), why PRIVACY is officially the new luxury, and Lewis geeking out with Neil deGrasse Tyson (PSA: NOT Mike Tyson).
Also on the docket: Pato O'Ward giving up the F1 reserve dream for IndyCar, Jack Doohan somehow running a $9M AI startup (is everyone starting an AI company??), MotoGP silly season kicking off, Marc Márquez being completely uncatchable at the German GP, and the Love Island USA finale. Plus Nicole's full descent into fungus madness (the Wood Wide Web! glowing mushrooms you can read by! trust the fungus in your gut!) and a tarot pull that basically told us to go launch some merch. Which we did. It's really cute. Go buy it.
See you on the internet! (twogirls1formula.com ; @twogirls1formula)

This week on TG1F, Kate and Nicole are unpacking the real issues: the Kardashian curse, Lewis Hamilton thriving, George Russell’s “Yabba Dabba Doo,” and why George may actually be George GPT. We also cast the F1 grid as Love Island girls, break down MotoGP Slapgate, discuss Lando Norris as a false vegan prophet, and prepare for our ambitious (but totally doable... we think) Sarah J. Maas summer reading journey.

This week on TG1F, Kate and Nicole are deep in the Monaco group chat. We’re talking Kim Kardashian’s official F1 WAG debut with Lewis Hamilton, why everyone needs to calm down about The Jeans, Charles Leclerc’s "good enough" job at Ferrari, Max Verstappen accidentally doxxing his friends, and our future Airbnb Experience: The Unauthorized Charles Leclerc Apartment Tour. Plus, we debrief the Monaco WAG fashion, MotoGP’s chaotic weekend in Hungary, Marc Marquez’s 100th win, and the only question that really matters: which F1 and MotoGP riders would make the best Love Island bombshells?

After a couple weeks off (some intentional, some courtesy of Nicole's ongoing war with her own microphone), Kate and Nicole are finally back in your ears, and no, you don't get to hear our Canada GP thoughts, RIP that file forever. This week we're asking the real questions: is Mercedes cheating or just working smarter not harder? We get into the engine loophole the FIA conveniently decided to close right before Monaco, why we will be Kimi girls until the day we die (sorry, George), and whether Monaco actually deserves its spot on the calendar (bad racing, great content, you can't have it all).
Then we lock in on the completely unhinged Williams lawsuit: shell companies in Bermuda, a secretive billionaire owner allegedly running around under the name "Ralph Macchio," a staff that allegedly calls him "Our Dear Leader," and approximately one million uses of the word allegedly. Plus: we're fully MotoGP-pilled now (F1 is finance bros, MotoGP is cowboys, we don't make the rules), Mugello chaos, Marc Marquez being medically insane weeks after surgery, Raul Fernandez's maiden sprint win, and can't forget Lewis hard-launching Kim K at Nobu. Ring by spring?? We're scared.
See you on the internet! (twogirls1formula.com ; @twogirls1formula)