Stiff Socks

Get tix to our livestream at https://www.moment.co/stiffsocks Support the pod and get so much extra content for $5/month at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod Bonus eps also available on Apple Podcasts! https://www.apple.co/socks 🎙️ Michael's tour dates: https://www.blaucomedy.com Denver, CO: Jan 30 - Feb 1 San Antonio, TX: Feb 6-8 Tucson, AZ: Feb 20 Phoenix, AZ: Feb 21-23 San Francisco, CA: Mar 6-8 🎙️Trevor's tour dates: https://www.trevorwallacecomedy.com Charlotte, NC: Jan 3-5 Virginia Beach, VA: Jan 24 - 26 San Jose, CA: Feb 21-23 Honolulu, HI: Mar 8-9 0:00 Trevor’s Bathroom Crank, Self Criticism After Shows, 8:17 Guessing What The Nutcracker is About 18:30 Megan Fox Breaking Up With MGK, Clever Trevor and Silly Goose 20:23 Celebrity Crushes Growing Up, 22:28 Trevor’s Bathroom Crank Revisited 24:10 Mazda Drives Through Dealership Door 27:12 Red Bank New Jersey Girl Criticizes Boyfriend 35:51 She’s a 10 but She Hates Standup 40:58 Back on the Bus 42:57 Instagram Question From Fan: Who’d Be Top and Who’d Be Bottom? 45:59 Instagram Question From Fan: Most Random Compliment Ever Received? 48:51 Instagram Question From Fan: Dream Arena That You Would Want to Perform At? 49:58 Best Leftover Foods, Trying Something Different Off the Menu 54:14 Dream Place For a Session 1:00:14 Sock Talk - Texted a Photo of My Body, Girl Ghosted Me 1:04:52 Secret Sock Talk - I Woke Up to My Boyfriend Cranking Thanks to Kikoff Kikoff - Shake off the credit hangover. Get your first month for just a dollar at https://getkikoff.com/socks today. Thanks to Kikoff for sponsoring us! #ad #sponsored

Get tix to our livestream at https://www.moment.co/stiffsocks Support the pod and get so much extra content for $5/month at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod Bonus eps also available on Apple Podcasts! https://www.apple.co/socks 🎙️ Michael's tour dates: https://www.blaucomedy.com Denver, CO: Jan 30 - Feb 1 San Antonio, TX: Feb 6-8 Tucson, AZ: Feb 20 Phoenix, AZ: Feb 21-23 San Francisco, CA: Mar 6-8 🎙️Trevor's tour dates: https://www.trevorwallacecomedy.com Charlotte, NC: Jan 3-5 Virginia Beach, VA: Jan 24 - 26 San Jose, CA: Feb 21-23 Honolulu, HI: Mar 8-9 0:00 Full Grown Human Beings on Bunk Beds, Hot and Bothered on the Bus 5:28 SKIMS, Hawk Tuah Going to Jail, Growth Spurts 8:27 Night Terrors 18:07 Girlfriend for the Day, Julia Roberts, Artistic Girls 22:25 Not Enough Space and Privacy For a Good Sesh 26:53 Dreams, Suction Cup Toys, Being Somebody’s First 32:48 Obvious Marketing Concepts, Rebrands 39:35 Shriveling up on Stage, Jack’s First Time On Stage 46:02 Football 53:47 Michael Jackson 1:00:16 Sock Talk - Are You Going to Watch the Birth of Your Future Kids? 1:06:42 Secret Sock Talk - Pooping in Pants During SAT to Make a Point to the Teacher Thanks to PrizePicks, Gametime, Load Boost PrizePicks - Download the app today or go to https://prizepicks.onelink.me/LME0/SOCKS and use code SOCKS to get $50 instantly after you play your first $5 lineup Gametime - Download the Gametime app, create an account, and use code SOCKS for $20 off your first purchase Load Boost - Visit https://loadboost.com and use code STIFFSOCKS for 10% off #ad #sponsored

Get tix to our livestream at https://www.moment.co/stiffsocks Support the pod and get so much extra content for $5/month at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod Bonus eps also available on Apple Podcasts! https://www.apple.co/socks 🎙️ Michael's tour dates: https://www.blaucomedy.com Denver, CO: Jan 30 - Feb 1 San Antonio, TX: Feb 6-8 Tucson, AZ: Feb 20 Phoenix, AZ: Feb 21-23 San Francisco, CA: Mar 6-8 🎙️Trevor's tour dates: https://www.trevorwallacecomedy.com Charlotte, NC: Jan 3-5 Virginia Beach, VA: Jan 24 - 26 San Jose, CA: Feb 21-23 Honolulu, HI: Mar 8-9 0:00 Tickets to Our Livestream Jan 23 Now Available! 2:15 Louis’ Lunch Cheeseburger Review 16:55 Favorite Burgers 19:48 Pickles, Food Trucks, Ice Cream Truck Kidnappers 24:38 Highly Insecure, Neel Ghosh Is in on the Burger Bit 33:22 Trevor’s Risky Session on the Bus, Chipotle Orders, Sweet Green 43:46 Tomatoes Are Fruits, The Moon Isn’t a Star 48:54 Rollerskating Rizz, Meeting People IRL 54:43 We Love the Tour Bus 58:26 Sock Talk - My Girl Did It With Barry Keoghan 1:02:25 Secret Sock Talk - My Daughter Calls Her Unicorn Stuffed Animal a Dirty Name Thanks to BlueChew, Hims, Factor, BetterHelp, Mando BlueChew - Try BlueChew FREE--just pay $5 shipping at checkout–when you visit https://bluechew.com  Hims - Start your free online visit today at https://hims.com/socks Factor - Head to https://factormeals.com/50socks and use code 50socks to get 50% off your first box plus free shipping BetterHelp - This episode is sponsored by BetterHelp. Visit https://betterhelp.com/socks today to get 10% off your first month Mando - Control Body Odor ANYWHERE with @shop.mando and get $5 off off your Starter Pack (that’s over 40% off) with promo code SOCKS at https://mandopodcast.com/socks #mandopod #ad #sponsored

Get tix to our Stiff Socks Tour at https://stiffsocks.com Support the pod and get so much extra content for $5/month at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod Bonus eps also available on Apple Podcasts! https://www.apple.co/socks Stiff Socks tour dates: https://stiffsocks.com Knoxville, TN: Dec 11 Atlanta, GA: Dec 12 🎙️ Michael's tour dates: https://www.blaucomedy.com 🎙️Trevor's tour dates: https://www.trevorwallacecomedy.com 0:00 On the Tour Bus, The Silent Reddit, Listening Through the Walls 13:28 Suitcase Clothes, Michael’s Post Clean Up Job, The Camaro of Bedsheets 17:53 Buying Domains, Trevor’s Twitter 22:48 Coffin Cranking, 127 Hours, Sleeping on the Bus 28:50 Christmas Time in a Coffee Shop 35:23 Falling Asleep With AirPods, Bus Danger, Bryan Johnson Podcast 47:03 Burlington, Vermont 52:45 The Curse of a Big Hog, Gen Alpha, Triplets 1:01:19 Portland, Maine 1:03:42 Sock Talk - The Show in New Hampshire 1:04:50 Sock Talk - Husband Releases in the Closet 1:07:56 Baskin Throbbins, Ben & Jerry’s 1:11:25 Secret Sock - Trevor Wallace Brought Me Here Thanks to Load Boost, Factor, PrizePicks Load Boost - Visit https://loadboost.com and use code STIFFSOCKS for 10% off Factor - Head to https://factormeals.com/50socks and use code 50socks to get 50% off your first box plus free shipping PrizePicks - Download the app today or go to https://prizepicks.onelink.me/LME0/SOCKS and use code SOCKS to get $50 instantly after you play your first $5 lineup! #ad #sponsored