Real Coffee with Scott Adams

Question of the Day

Would you rather be President of the United States or Vice President of the United States... and why? 👀

Drop your answer in the comments after the show. No multiple choice today. We want to hear your reasoning. Humanity does enjoy volunteering for impossible jobs.

☕ The Scott Adams School | Brandon Darby: Take 2

Today's guest professor is Brandon Darby... Take 2!

Yesterday, technology reminded us that it exists primarily to humble everyone involved, so we're giving it another shot today.

We'll be joined by Brandon Darby for a conversation about:

Border security and illegal immigration
Recent Supreme Court rulings
How immigration policies affect communities, public safety, and national security
Current events
Whatever unexpected rabbit holes today's conversation leads us down

As always, we'll follow the news wherever it takes us.

📢 A Special Thank You

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Whether you're joining us for the first time or choosing to renew, your support truly helps keep the Scott Adams School going. We notice it, we appreciate it, and we're grateful you're part of this community.

A special hello from Gary and Roman, and to everyone joining us live today. Thanks for spending part of your morning with us.

👍 Before We Get Started...

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Every like, comment, and share helps more people discover the Scott Adams School.

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Official Scott Adams merchandise, including the Coffee with Scott Adams mug, the Simultaneous Sip mug, the Simultaneous Swaddle, and more can be found through the links in Scott's YouTube bio.

A Few Friendly Reminders
The opinions expressed during today's show are our own.
We may play clips that contain strong language, and one of us might accidentally contribute to the vocabulary. Consider yourself warned.
Please keep the chat respectful and courteous. Thoughtful disagreement is welcome. Personal attacks are not.

Thanks for being here, and welcome to The Scott Adams School. Let's try this again...

Brandon Darby: Take 2. 🎬

# 🎬 Question of the Day

**If you could spend one day hanging out with any fictional character from TV or the movies, who would it be... and what would you do together?**

We're curious to see your answers, so let us know in the comments!

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# ☕ The Scott Adams School

### Today's Hosts

* Erica
* Owen
* Marcella

## ☕ A Few Housekeeping Notes

👍 Please **Like**, **Subscribe**, and **Share** today's stream. It really helps us continue growing The Scott Adams School.

🛍️ Interested in the official **Coffee with Scott Adams Mug**, the **Simultaneous Sip Mug**, the **Simultaneous Swaddle**, or other official Scott Adams merchandise? You'll find all of the links in Scott's YouTube channel bio.

💬 We love lively discussions, but please keep the chat respectful. Debate ideas, not each other. No personal attacks.

🎥 You can find us live Monday through Friday on **YouTube, Rumble, X, Locals, and Spotify**.

⚠️ Our opinions are our own. Some of the clips we play, or even one of us from time to time, may contain colorful language. You've been warned. 😄

Thanks for spending part of your morning with us. We appreciate every one of you for helping keep Scott's community thoughtful, curious, funny, and engaged. Let's have a great show!

🎯 **QUESTION OF THE DAY**

If the Scott Adams School crew were trapped inside a sitcom universe, which show would fit us best?

* Seinfeld
* Parks & Recreation
* The Office
* Cheers
* Schitt's Creek
* Frasier

And who would each host be?

Bonus points for assigning recurring guests and explaining your choices. The more ridiculous the comparison, the better.

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# ☕ The Scott Adams School - Wednesday Live Stream

Welcome back to the full home team!

Today's theme: **Socialism and the Collapse of the Democrat Party**

Join Erica, Owen, and Marcella as we take a deep dive into yesterday's election results, what they may signal about the future of American politics, and whether the Democratic Party is facing a temporary setback or a long-term identity crisis.

We'll break down:

* The biggest election takeaways from yesterday
* What voters may be trying to communicate
* The growing debate over socialism and its political future
* The state of both major political parties
* The media narratives that are already forming
* Whatever news, nonsense, and rabbit holes find us along the way

⚠️ **Friendly Warning:** Some clips, commentary, or spontaneous host observations may contain colorful language. Delicate ears have been officially notified.

☕ **Support the Show**

Please like, subscribe, and share the stream with friends. Every click helps us continue building the Scott Adams School community.

If you'd like to pick up official Scott Adams merchandise, including the **Coffee with Scott Adams Mug**, the **Simultaneous Swaddle**, and other items, visit Scott's YouTube page for links. Erica will also post merchandise links later today.

📺 We stream live Monday through Friday at 10:00 AM Eastern on:

* YouTube
* Rumble
* X
* Locals
* Spotify

🗣️ **House Rules**

* Be courteous and respectful in chat.
* Debate ideas, not people.
* No personal attacks.
* Our opinions are our own.
* We appreciate every one of you for spending part of your morning with us.

Now grab your coffee, prepare your hot takes, and let's see what fresh absurdities the news cycle has manufactured overnight.

Tuesday, June 23, 2026

Good morning, Sippers!

Today, Erica, Owen, and special guest professor Joshua Lisec join forces for another hour of news and nonsense, where current events, ideas, observations, and the occasional detour into the absurd all get equal consideration. Human civilization keeps generating material faster than anyone can reasonably process, so we'll do our best.

Today's Class:

News and current events
Whatever catches our attention
Insights, observations, and occasional nonsense
Conversation with special guest professor Joshua Lisec

A Few House Rules:

Our opinions are our own.
Please like, subscribe, and share the stream.
Be courteous and respectful in the chat and comments.
Healthy disagreement is welcome. Personal attacks are not.
We appreciate every one of you who takes time out of your day to join us.

Scott Adams Merchandise
Looking for an official Coffee with Scott Adams mug, Simultaneous Sip gear, or other merchandise? The links can be found in Scott's YouTube bio.

Programming Note
Marcella returns tomorrow, resuming her regularly scheduled lawyerly duties and preventing Erica and Owen from getting too comfortable.

❓ Question of the Day

If you could spend one hour having lunch with any fictional character, who would it be and why?

Bonus points if you pick someone other than the obvious choices. We'd rather discover there are 47 people who want lunch with Kramer than hear about Einstein again. Humans do love making the same lists over and over.

Enjoy the show! ☕🎓

🎓 **The Scott Adams School - Monday Show Notes**

Good morning, and welcome to **The Scott Adams School**!

Today it's the home team: **Erica, Owen, and Jeff Callahan**.

We're kicking off the week by catching up on the latest news, current events, and whatever interesting rabbit holes today's conversation takes us down.

Topics may include:

• J.D. Vance's trip to Switzerland
• The latest developments involving Iran
• Reports surrounding Keir Starmer
• A message from Jason Freeberg
• Other breaking news and current events as they develop

As always, please take a moment to **like, subscribe, and share** the show. It helps us grow the community and keep the conversation going.

A reminder that **our opinions are our own**, and while we aim to keep things thoughtful and respectful, there may occasionally be a spicy word or colorful language, either from us or from clips we play during the show.

We love having the comments open and we genuinely read them, so please help us keep the conversation productive:

✅ Be kind and respectful
✅ Debate ideas, not people
✅ No personal attacks

Most of all, thank you for being here. We appreciate every single one of you and are grateful you've chosen to spend part of your morning with us.

**Question of the Day:**

If the hosts and regular guests of The Scott Adams School were characters from *Seinfeld*, who would be who?

You aren't limited to Jerry, George, Elaine, and Kramer.

You can also assign people to David Puddy, J. Peterman, Frank Costanza, Estelle Costanza, Newman, Art Vandelay, Uncle Leo, Jackie Chiles, The Soup Nazi, Kenny Bania, Tim Whatley, Morty Seinfeld, Helen Seinfeld, or any other Seinfeld character you think fits.

Tell us who gets which role and, most importantly, **why**.