Love Island Tea Time

Same shit, different Casa Amor. The boys are moving mad, the girls are being respectful and spending a lot of time moping and thinking about guys who are doing them dirty. Everyone seems to have paired up quickly, Casa has lots of kisses going around for everyone but Aidan the beg. Simba has also managed to leave a girl in tears in less than 24hrs? We'r talking which of these casa couples might actually stick and the juicy preview we got of the casa girls completing a secret challange.

Casa amore is finally here and everybody is having chats! We're just trying to keep track. We start off with the news of a removed bombshell, then more onto the rest of the bombshells and who seems to be feeling who. We wrap up with our predictions on which islanders head will turn and who will stay loyal by the end.

(sorry for any choppy audio the internet did not seem to be on our side)

Some how it's been simultaneously the worst and best week of the season. From a serious switch up with the heart rate challenge, at least one dumped casa amor girl and quite possibly the raunchiest challenge in love island history, it's been a LOT– and that was just the start! We saw the return of the Casa Amor postcard from UK seasons past and some seriously questionable recoupling decisions. However, there were some sweet moments. We're getting into all of it and hoping the public made the right choice with there votes because there was only one way to go!!!

We're straight into the rest of the receipts and tea challenge, where the producers went for Jasmine and Simba over anyone else. Why aren't Mica and Samraj getting as much heat??? The Yasmin/Jasmine/Lorenzo/Kavan square is driving us up the wall. We get into who's justifies and who's not and the current view of the public. Gigi thinks we need a new phrase for gaslighting someone into convincing them they're doing something they're not doing. Lastly recoupling speeches/results and predictions heading into casa amor.

We're half asleep today but we still dragged ourselves out of bed to talk about Love Island UK!! First up is who Ellie and Lorenzo and whether or not they made the right choice-- Plus how nice it was to see Lorenzo's emotional side. Then we get right into the Receipts and Tea game and who's standing on business. Then the real topic of the episode and the big square in the villa between Lorenzo, Yasmin, Kavan and Jasmine. Are we all-- Kavan, Yasmin and other islanders included, speaking Jasrenzo into existence????