This week i unpack my unhealthy obsession with being everyone’s favourite (including the pilates instructor), mum roasts my long painted nails (again), and we debate whether washing windows is in the dental job description. plus: emotional damage from childhood haircuts, airport pavements that ruin your vibe, and why being a “drink monster” might be genetic.
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44:22
i ghosted my therapist
i'm in my disappearing-from-therapy era and mum's thinking about going full psychic. we unpack ghosting your therapist, sneaky self-sabotage, how mental health can look different for everyone, and why i think emotional fluency should be taught in kindergarten.
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35:13
let's teach mum how to take a selfie
we are back, and we have QUESTIONS. why am i always getting sick in perth? how does one become as iconic as adele? what is our go-to insult for each other? why do our brains absolutely refuse to chill?
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46:43
mum put the fork i was using on the aeroplane seat
i bought a $300 skincare set at 2am because tiktok said so - oops. mum and i chat on the most unhinged impulse decisions, eg. shame hauls and our life choices that definitely should have had a second thought.
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51:51
mum got into bed with elephant poo on her
this week, we go to war over the most ridiculous thing (beds lol) and introduce a new segment where we roast each other to filth. side note - does my mom secretly want me to look like a country club grandpa?? lmk.
welcome to dirty laundry - the podcast where eitan and his silly little mother adele say whatever’s on their minds. like, things no one asked us to talk about.
but we’re doing it anyway. adele has a lot of opinions. eitan has even more.
together, they're a just handing out unsolicited advice, creating mild chaos, with probs some yelling. no topic is safe, no take is too unhinged, and absolutely nothing is off-limits.
so if you’re ready to eavesdrop on a mother-son duo who overshare for sport, tune in to dirty laundry with eitan and adele. it’s messy, it’s funny (it’s probably a mistake).
South Africa