Jay and Mark discuss the 2026 creature feature Kraken. Directed by Pål Øie, and starring Sara Khorami, Mikkel Bratt Silset, and salmon lice, the movie focuses on what happens when an ancient creature awakens and starts eating kayakers. In this episode, they also talk about overhead shots, scared crabs, fjord creatures, and international sub-par aquatic creature features
Episode 287 - Eels and Sod Scum
2026/06/17 | 1h 15 mins.
Jay and Mark are joined by Nick (@thatrehak on Instagram) and Bubbawheat (@bubbawheat) to discuss "End Credits," The 33rd and final chapter of Deep Blue Sea. In this episode, they also talk about haunted oceans, LL Cool J being an Animorph, and sharks in superhero films.
Episode 286 - Boa vs Python (2004)
2026/06/10 | 1h 4 mins.
New episode! Jay is joined by Matt Poirier (@dtvconnoisseur on Instagram) for Boa vs Python (2004), in which a giant boa constrictor named Betty is used to hunt down an escaped giant python, name unknown. On this episode, they discuss tasty biscuits, underwater expressions and seductive shower gel, plus the difference between Mike Leigh films and Steven Seagal movies.
Episode 285 - Eaten Alive (1976)
2026/06/03 | 1h 7 mins.
Jay and Mark are joined by Joey Lewandowski (@soulpopped on Instagram) to discuss the 1976 exploitation slasher horror film Eaten Alive. Directed by Tobe Hooper, and starring Neville Brand, Mel Ferrer, Carolyn Jones and oppressive red lighting, the movie focuses on a murderous hotel proprietor who feeds guests to his pet crocodile. In this episode, they also talk about Tobe Hooper’s filmography, surrealistic twilight dream worlds, and animals in the Fast & Furious franchise. Enjoy!
Make sure to listen to the 2 Fast 2 Forever: The Fast and Furious Podcast! It’s a great time.
Episode 284 - Double Wendigo
2026/05/27 | 1h
Jay and Mark are joined by Simon Appleton (@movie_moustache on Instagram) to discuss "Are You Sure?" the 32nd chapter of Deep Blue Sea. In this episode, they also talk about cooking with dynamite, bad acting eating, and moustaches in creature features. Enjoy!
Deep Blue Sea is the greatest movie ever made about genetically modified sharks attempting to escape their aquatic prison. To celebrate this beautiful film, Mark Hofmeyer and Jay Cluitt are dedicating the first 33 episodes to discussing the 33 chapters on the Deep Blue Sea DVD. Sit back, relax, and enjoy this deep dive into a classic film.
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