Unseen Incidents with Patrick and Pete

Hello everyone and welcome back to another episode of Unseen Incidents. This week we’re previewing the Premier League title race, running through the teams expected to challenge for the trophy and predicting who will come out on top. Have Arsenal done enough this summer to be favourites again? How will Man City cope after Pep? Can Chelsea surprise everyone? What does Iraola need to change tactically to succeed at Liverpool? And why is everyone suddenly predicting a United title?
Then we open up the Burn Book, which this week features Northern Irish police, VPNs, and garçon dinner.
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Hello everyone and welcome back to another episode of Unseen Incidents. This week we’re looking at Real Madrid’s big summer rebuild and their reappointment of Jose Mourinho. After two years without a trophy, it’s clear that something needed to change, but is this going to fix anything? Is Rodri the solution? Is Diomande a worthy heir to Vini? And is there any way this team can defend at an elite level?
Then we open up the Burn Book, which this week features linen shirts, Classics and the response to The Odyssey, and cleaning leather.
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Hello everyone and welcome back to another episode of Unseen Incidents. The summer transfer market has gone crazy, with seemingly every player quoted at £100m or more, so today we’re running through some of the blockbuster moves we might see and asking whether those players are worth the price. Why is everyone thirsting for Julian Alvarez? Is Elliot Anderson as good a prospect as Declan Rice? We look at a raft of wingers, including Rogers, Barcola, El Mala, and Summerville, as well as Newcastle target and Switzerland star Johan Manzambi.
Then we open up the Burn Book, this week discussing hotel nights, new experiences with old friends, and changing barber.
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Hello everyone and welcome back to another episode of Unseen Incidents. This week we’re looking back at our worst transfer XIs from the autumn, to see what we got wrong and what we got right. How do we judge someone like Gyokeres? Are United fans deluded about Cunha? And is Mateus Fernandes not only good, but worth the £85m West Ham want for him?
Then we open up the Burn Book, this week discussing Instagram art, housework, and pineapple on pizza.
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Hello and welcome back to Unseen Incidents! We’re finally acknowledging the 2026 World Cup with a two-part preview of the tournament. Here on the public side, we’re making our picks for the competition’s flops, dark horses, and winners. What is making us nervous for Brazil? How could Norway spring a surprise? And who has the edge among the frontrunners of Spain, France, England, and Argentina?
Then we’ve got the Burn Book, this week featuring hype watches, our favourite TV shows right now, and the heatwave sweeping Europe. SHUT UP AMERICANS, IT IS HOT.
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