Join Chris, Rob, and Bob as they hilariously dissect the most cringe-worthy films to crown the worst movie ever. Between Chris’s alliterative nonsense, Rob’s sk...
This week, we get into Universal Soldier. Is it an action comedy, or a comedy with action? How long does it take for Jean-Claude Van Damme to expose his perfectly chiseled ass? Is this basically a Terminator knockoff? Listen along as we unpack the above questions.Zombie Zealots zip, zigzag, and zero in on a zippy jezebel and another zombie at his zenith! Huey kablooey! Talent taping television pre-termination! Asking 80s action actors to acquire American accents! Female phone fumbling! Return of the “damn, he’s good” trope! Garth’s spinal stem? Best dead driver award! Cranky at the Yankee! Chris’ soaked and slippery beat boxing, and much, much more on this week’s episode of The Worst Movie Ever Made. www.theworstmovieevermade.com
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#194 - Unhinged
This week, we get into Unhinged, or as we like to call it, “Falling Brown”... like the Michael Douglas movie, but with “brown” meaning poop. They really thought they had something like this one with their whole “man is pushed too far” thing, but in order for that to work, the characters need to be written as likeable. BUMMER!Rotund and reckless Russell road-rages ruthlessly rather than reflecting, then rejecting the rules and ramming a Range Rover! Hammer man! Underfunded federales! Idiot adolescent accidentally alerting intruder to area! Minivan mother mockery! Facile feelings for flaming Fred! Pancaked piggies! Homicide by proxy, and much, much more on this week's episode of The Worst Movie Ever Made! www.theworstmovieevermade.com
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#193- Deadfall
This week, we collectively yell “FUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCK!” as we try to make sense of 1993’s Deadfall, prominently featuring the man, the myth, the legend, Nicolas Cage. Wow, what a movie. Just watch it, it’s worth your time. Cage can’t contain chaotic yet carefree characteristics while cunning cons continue conning competing cons! Craving columbian cocoa crop kibbles! Chuck Sheen! Deep fat frying your former friend’s face! Eddie’s pre-third-act-load-blow! Rob wins the season? Chris gives too much credit? Bob on the spot? Sam Fucking Peckinpaahhhhhh! Nicolas Cage’s mommy moaning, and much, much more on this week’s episode of The Worst Movie Ever Made! www.theworstmovieevermade.com
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#192 - Ready to Rumble
This week, the gang gets ready to rumbleeeeeeee with 2000’s Ready to Rumble, a total bag of dicks of a movie that you should never watch. But we watched it, so we need to break it down for you. Oliver Platt deserved better, and if he were dead he’d be spinning in his grave like a fucking pinwheel. Here we go! Relatively rotund and really raunchy wrestler regains resolve and receives award! Poo-pump proprietor punished by pungent parkway prolapse! Nonsense noose on Nitro! Beyond obvious Butterfinger branding! Hard R-tard (again)! Ass juice losers! Septic dripping supper consuming dickbags! Rob loses his voice! Shit clothing switcheroo, and much, much more on this week’s episode of The Worst Movie Ever Made! www.theworstmovieevermade.com
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#191 - I Am Here ... Now
This week, we fire up the Breen Machine and explore I Am Here … Now– the best religious themed Sci-Fi action alien romance environmentally over toned thriller of its time. You’ve gotta listen to this one because the almighty Breen can do no wrong, until he does, but it still feels so, so right. Back to Breen basics with braless biotech bimbos, boring business men, and a buff brother blasting bullets into bones! Spirit Halloween Slipknot mask saliva swapping! Hard Drive Jesus! Breenie bits but no babe boobs! Benevolent Breen bloodies bully’s eyeballs. The Willhelm… Breen? Boomer Bluetooth! Cola pudge! Rob hosts Fact or No Fact! SUV Russian Roulette! Chris’ “e-lips!” Stigmata imposters, and much, much more on this week’s episode of The Worst Movie Ever Made! www.theworstmovieevermade.com
Join Chris, Rob, and Bob as they hilariously dissect the most cringe-worthy films to crown the worst movie ever. Between Chris’s alliterative nonsense, Rob’s skewed insights from South Park binges, and Bob's unpredictable naps, you're in for a wild cinematic ride. Enjoy dodgy bumpers, laugh-worthy clips, and Rob's wacky ad reads. Decide their next debacle via Instagram votes. Dive into cinematic chaos every Wednesday.
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