The AMPire Diaries

The AMPire Diaries Episode 121: The Originals - “Exquisite Corpse”

This BODY is INCREDIBLE? NUH. This CORPSE is EXQUISITE. Yeah. That’s more like it. (And yes, I realized after the fact that this bit fits the Drake “Hotline Bling” meme. Sorry for that unintentional corniness. I was actually originally going for The Social Network corniness.) The second season of The Originals really is cooking with propane. That’s because, this week, your favorite Vampire Diaries rewatch-slash-first-time watch (and still mostly spoiler-free) combination podcast is discussing The Originals’ “Exquisite Corpse” (Season 2, Episode 17). Which means we’re talking:

- …for 8 and a half minutes (and this is the ABRIDGED version) about things that AREN’T TVDU-related in the intro, in case you wanna skip some dog co-host and movie etiquette talk.
- Ex​quisite Corpse, a signature scent.
- P.S. LaToya had some audio issues in this one–mostly resolved in the edit–but there are moments when she’s not as clear as she usually would be on mic.
- Women’s rights and women’s wrongs, as exemplified by Freya Mikaelson and Eva Sinclair.
- What GOOD sexpionage looks like, STEVE. Here’s that sexy Bonnie and Clyde shit we were looking for.
- Ya gotta watch Blindspot, gang. Ya just gotta.
- We just know that Claire still won’t sign SHIT. God love her.
- The lack of urgency we’ve been dealing with from the Mikaelsons lately… it’s because Klaus simply hasn’t been paying attention to this season. (Couldn’t be us.)
- Is Marcel being a bad dad or a cool (aka “badd”) dad?
- Look, you’ll never catch your AMPie Queens ending up in a horror movie.
- The Magic Limbo.
- Hayley… We love you, girl… But you’ve gotta stop being such a bitca to other women. (But also, never stop. It’s really funny..)

“CONTROLLING THE DEMON” (“Exquisite Corpse”... and wow, I guess that means we really should’ve listened to the episode’s voiceover more than we did…)

Whether you’re a Vampire Diaries obsessive or newcomer, join along with hosts LaToya Ferguson (@lafergs—AMPie Queen, Vampire Diaries obsessive) and Morgan Lutich (@LorganMutich—AMPie Queen, Vampire Diaries obsessive) on their continuing podcast journey.* Most importantly, get AMPED (and horny) along with them on this journey. Ya gotta get AMPED.

* And sometimes Jill Defiel (@jiilbobaggins—AMPie Queen, Vampire Diaries newcomer, now former host) and Michael Chasin (@mchasin—AMPie Boy, Vampire Diaries obsessive, sort of host).

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The Official CW Promo for “Exquisite Corpse”: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aiHjVasHVNU
The Mystic Falls Event of the Week for “Exquisite Corpse”: LET’S GO SAVE SOME WITCH KIDS (WITH SEXPIONAGE)

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The AMPire Diaries Episode 120: The Vampire Diaries - “A Bird in a Gilded Cage”

Alright, now is the time to get serious, AMPies. We’re in a post-“Downward Spiral” world after all now. Not that any of our Mystic friends seem to really care about that. Oh boy. This week, your favorite Vampire Diaries rewatch-slash-first-time watch (and still mostly spoiler-free) combination podcast is discussing The Vampire Diaries “A Bird in a Gilded Cage” (Season 6, Episode 17). Which means we’re talking:

- You know, it really is silly to get mad about things that haven’t even happened yet…
- …except for in our case, where we are absolutely right to be furious about things that will happen in the future of the TVDU
- Matty Blue > Matty Blue Lives Matter
- Has any fictional character had more dead parents than Elena Gilbert?
- Trying to make a good impression on your boyfriend’s mass murderer of a mom (it’s harder than you think)
- Are Enzo and Damon even friends anymore?
- Okay, but really: What are they doing (or not doing) with our boy Enzo?
- Watch out, Enzo: There's a new Cruel Intentions plan in town
- LaToya and Morgan’s worst argument yet, over something VERY stupid
- PARKER ABRAMS CAST
- A lot of bleeps, going back to that whole ‘getting mad about things that haven’t even happened yet’ thing
- But Lily Salvatore! She started off so good!
- Looks like Jolly Rancher (singular) is back on the menu, AMPies

“DAMON TRAVELS TO THE 1903 PRISON WORLD” (“A Bird in a Gilded Cage”)

Whether you’re a Vampire Diaries obsessive or newcomer, join along with hosts LaToya Ferguson (@lafergs—AMPie Queen, Vampire Diaries obsessive) and Morgan Lutich (@LorganMutich—AMPie Queen, Vampire Diaries obsessive) on their continuing podcast journey.* Most importantly, get AMPED (and horny) along with them on this journey. Ya gotta get AMPED.

* And sometimes Jill Defiel (@jiilbobaggins—AMPie Queen, Vampire Diaries newcomer, now former host) and Michael Chasin (@mchasin—AMPie Boy, Vampire Diaries obsessive, sort of host).

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The Official CW Promo for “A Bird in a Gilded Cage”: http://youtube.com/watch?v=GBIO_I6JGHY
The Mystic Falls Event of the Week for “A Bird in a Gilded Cage”: WOO! SPRING BREAK! WOO! (SO, NO NEED TO PAY EXTRAS! WOO!)

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The AMPire Diaries Episode 119: The Originals - “Save My Soul”

HE’S HERE! A man. THE man. Finncent, no more. NOW is the time of Vincent. Oh, and Klaus has a brunch. Hopefully it doesn’t go off the rails! This week, your favorite Vampire Diaries rewatch-slash-first-time watch (and still mostly spoiler-free) combination podcast is discussing The Originals’ “Save My Soul” (Season 2, Episode 16). Which means we’re talking:

- Truly, theydies and gentlethems, it’s time to meet Vincent... with a “V.”
- NOW YOU SCAT! Also, please know that: Back in the very real fever dream that is the early - 2000s, LaToya did watch The Nick and Jessica Variety Hour live on ABC. Meaning, she watched THIS live: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CW6QrCaRrmY
- Good chicks, bad chicks, and, of course, little boys.
- The Bad Wolf Swamp Show versus The Cool Haunted Fairytale.
- An evil witch who wants to be best friends with a baby? NBC’s Go On…
- The startling lack of hustle in the Mikaelson family.
- The Power of Two.
- Klaus and Dahlia, like looking in a mirror.
- Not enough mention of Finncent’s child soldiers initiative.
- Our best Cami episode yet! No bit!
- Oops! All channeled kids!
- New "What Happened to Jill" explanation just dropped! *airhorn* *trumpet* *beans*

“FLASHBACKS TO FREYA'S CHILDHOOD” (“Save My Soul”)

Whether you’re a Vampire Diaries obsessive or newcomer, join along with hosts LaToya Ferguson (@lafergs—AMPie Queen, Vampire Diaries obsessive) and Morgan Lutich (@LorganMutich—AMPie Queen, Vampire Diaries obsessive) on their continuing podcast journey.* Most importantly, get AMPED (and horny) along with them on this journey. Ya gotta get AMPED.

* And sometimes Jill Defiel (@jiilbobaggins—AMPie Queen, Vampire Diaries newcomer, now former host) and Michael Chasin (@mchasin—AMPie Boy, Vampire Diaries obsessive, sort of host).

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The Official CW Promo for “Save My Soul”: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nJadolT4-eA
The Mystic Falls Event of the Week for “Save My Soul”: the Mikaelson family brunch, hosted by Niklaus Mikaelson, professional party planner

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Cole Turner Cast Episode 11: "Everybody’s Eating"

AMPies! The following podcast episode is from our joint AMPire Diaries/Angel On Top Patreon exclusive podcast, Cole Turner Cast. Please enjoy this episode (in honor of the lives of both Julian McMahon and Shannen Doherty) and peek behind the curtain of the paywall. And for those of your patrons who have already listened to the episode, please enjoy this special re-release intro.

“In a way, this episode is none of our business.”

Welcome to Cole Turner Cast! The only podcast about Cole Turner, the main character of Charmed, and hosted by LaToya Ferguson (@lafergs) and Morgan Lutich (@LorganMutich). This is the podcast where we recap all 45 episodes of Charmed starring the one, the only Cole Turner.

This is a spoiler-full re-watch pod dedicated to a formative evil man who may or may not be redeemed via the love of a good woman (who makes a lot of karate noises).

This week we’re talking Season Three, Episode 11: The Good, The Bad, and The Cursed and we’re joined by Michael Chasin (@MichaelChasin). Which means we’re discussing:

- Shannen Doherty the AUTEUR
- The Old West
- John Woo
- Victor sucking, but sucking less than Leo who sucks the most
- Cole’s Good Now, Actually
- The Halliwells cannot retain a single thing
- Lots of Slow Mo
- DOVES

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The AMPire Diaries Episode 118: The Vampire Diaries - “The Downward Spiral”

In the immortal, loud words of Max Blum: “HERE WE GO!” We know all you AMPies have missed hours-long episodes full of tangents and segues, so we decided to record one for old times sake. (And because we had plenty of technical difficulties, thankfully rectified by the magic of EDITING.) That’s because your favorite Vampire Diaries rewatch-slash-first-time watch (and still mostly spoiler-free) combination podcast is discussing The Vampire Diaries’ “The Downward Spiral” (Season 6, Episode 16). Which means we’re talking:

- The lyrical content of 3LW’s musical oeuvre.
- “SARAH'S LIFE IS IN DANGER.”
- Director (Mr.) Ian and the nature of CINEMA.
- Stefan Salvatore forcing us to be ANTI-sexpionage.
- Liam Davis: our favorite TVD character.
- Kai's residual Luke-ness, which is perhaps the best this show has ever used Luke.
- More little boy Damo.
- More talk of Jill on the Other Side.
- Is Matt still part of Enzo's plan, or...? (And in case you forgot, STEFAN Salvatore is actually part of the Sarah Salvatore story.)
- Morgan going full speed ahead on BonKai and Kai as “Damon 2.0.”
- “Enzo Hates… Twilight.”
- Caroline Forbes’ Bronze dancing.
- By the way: Shout out to Eliza Dushku. Girl, we miss you.
- The same things we literally always talk about when we talk about Smallville.
- Y'all remember Luke's gay herbs?
- NEVER listen to the Salvatore boys.
- LaToya talks about another WB ship BESIDES Angel/Cordelia (But don’t worry: She DOES talk about Angel/Cordelia too.)
- Our old buddy, “Colin Phelps.”
- Only two prison worlds, huh? Sounds nice.
- Elena's forgetfulness.
- Glenn Howerton’s CCH Pounder impression, a bit that will make more sense when we drop the full bonus clip on the Patreon.
- Plus, LaToya’s mom (MOTHER) and dog (DAHLIA) both make guest appearances on the pod… sort of.

“IAN SOMERHALDER MAKES HIS DIRECTORIAL DEBUT.” (“The Downward Spiral”)
Whether you’re a Vampire Diaries obsessive or newcomer, join along with hosts LaToya Ferguson (@lafergs—AMPie Queen, Vampire Diaries obsessive) and Morgan Lutich (@LorganMutich—AMPie Queen, Vampire Diaries obsessive) on their continuing podcast journey.* Most importantly, get AMPED (and horny) along with them on this journey. Ya gotta get AMPED.

* And sometimes Jill Defiel (@jiilbobaggins—AMPie Queen, Vampire Diaries newcomer, now former host) and Michael Chasin (@mchasin—AMPie Boy, Vampire Diaries obsessive, sort of host).

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The Official CW Promo for “The Downward Spiral”: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MGZnEBz0VKQ
The Mystic Falls Event of the Week for “The Downward Spiral”: the Whitmore warehouse rave

The AMPire Diaries is now available to stream on Apple Podcasts and Amazon Podcasts, as well as wherever you get your podcasts (except for Spotify).
Don’t forget to rate (5 STARS, please) and review the podcast. And most importantly, don’t forget to get AMPED.