LET'S GET SEXY: Erotic Stories Deconstructed

You've done the research, submitted the application, received the invite, bought an outfit, shaved your pubic hair and cleansed the inside of your anal passage...now it's finally time for you to step into the gang bang club!In a venue that is somehow different to and also exactly the same as everything around it, a place where the laws of logic and reason are left to one side: there's no need to play the tedious singleton's games required on the bar scene to get what you're looking for: a self service bar that inexplicably also has too many staff, a sex room where people will be taking your photograph and posting it online and a cross-section of society that represents every possible variation of the various variables. Oh, and also lots of hot anonymous sex with randy strangers... of course! I'm moving house at the moment and things are a bit all over the place, so I'm putting out a series of shorter episodes to tide you over and also keep myself in the groove until I'm settled in the new flat! This is a 4 part series which is very quick and simple, but I'll be delving into some longer and more substantial stories again soon, so please bear with me!TRIGGER WARNING: This episode contains descriptions of sex shop merchandise and some male masturbation!If you enjoy listening to the podcast, please like and subscribe! It would also be really cool of you to share this episode with a friend - if you can think of somebody who you think would enjoy it as much as you do!If you would like to help fund the podcast you can sign up for a £5 donation using the link below:https://www.patreon.com/user?u=97414688Thanks also to our advertising partners who make the podcast a viable enterprise!If you want to get in contact with the podcast:Email: [email protected] Tweet: @letsgetsexypodInstagram: @letsgetsexypodcastFacebook: Let's Get Sexy Podcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We've all been there, haven't we? Sitting alone in front of the computer screen late at night, when an advert for "Hot Singles in Your Area" or "Join our Gang Bang Club" pops up! Most of us know better than to give in to the temptation to click saucy adverts like these, but what happens if you suspend your disbelief? Well, you could be invited to join a swingers party that very night! (As long as you are a character in a fictional story!)I'm moving house at the moment and things are a bit all over the place, so I'm putting out a series of shorter episodes to tide you over and also keep myself in the groove until I'm settled in the new flat! This is a 4 part series which is very quick and simple, but I'll be delving into some longer and more substantial stories again soon, so please bear with me!TRIGGER WARNING: This episode contains descriptions of sex shop merchandise and some male masturbation!If you enjoy listening to the podcast, please like and subscribe! It would also be really cool of you to share this episode with a friend - if you can think of somebody who you think would enjoy it as much as you do!If you would like to help fund the podcast you can sign up for a £5 donation using the link below:https://www.patreon.com/user?u=97414688Thanks also to our advertising partners who make the podcast a viable enterprise!If you want to get in contact with the podcast:Email: [email protected] Tweet: @letsgetsexypodInstagram: @letsgetsexypodcastFacebook: Let's Get Sexy Podcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The big sexy finale is finally here! Find out how Liam (the new Santa Claus) performs in the orgy festival opposite Krampus and his Satyr in the fifth chapter of Elfie - an erotic Christmas story written by Quixerotic1 for the website Literotica.com. Things seem to be pretty much ready: all the elves have been hired, the fauns are fauning, Mrs. Claus is leaking all over the place in anticipation and Liam has Elfie by his side to do whatever is necessary to satisfy Krampus! Everything is going to plan... when suddenly, who should turn up at the door!? An unwelcome guest who might just turn out to be the answer to all their problems? Or maybe they'll ruin everything!Thanks for joining me for this christmas special series of the podcast, I'll be back in the new year with a brand new story!TRIGGER WARNING: This episode contains sex!If you enjoy listening to the podcast, please like and subscribe! It would also be really cool of you to share this episode with a friend - if you can think of somebody who you think would enjoy it as much as you do!If you would like to help fund the podcast you can sign up for a £5 donation using the link below:https://www.patreon.com/user?u=97414688Thanks also to our advertising partners who continue to make the podcast a viable enterprise!If you want to get in contact with the podcast:Email: [email protected] Tweet: @letsgetsexypodInstagram: @letsgetsexypodcastFacebook: Let's Get Sexy Podcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

In this chapter of Elfie - an erotic Christmas story written by Quixerotic1 for the website Literotica.com - Santa Claus goes corporate with a complex new recruitment strategy! After all, you can hardly have a yule-tide orgy without plenty of elves to pad out the numbers! How do you conduct an interview for a job which is entirely secret, takes you away from your family, won't end until you're dead and also physically transforms your body? Well, in true corporate spirit, there are a lot of details which are not openly communicated at the outset. Emily fills out her role as CEO of the Xmas operation (when she gets a break from all her employees having it away in her office) and the fauns continue to do whatever fauns are supposed to do... Meanwhile we meet Jacob, a new character, and follow his journey as he signs his future (and body hair) away to a lifetime of merry servitude!Join in with the seasonal merriment of our fourth XMAS Special episode of the podcast...so Christmassy!TRIGGER WARNING: This episode contains sex!If you enjoy listening to the podcast, please like and subscribe! It would also be really cool of you to share this episode with a friend - if you can think of somebody who you think would enjoy it as much as you do!If you would like to help fund the podcast you can sign up for a £5 donation using the link below:https://www.patreon.com/user?u=97414688Thanks also to our advertising partners who continue to make the podcast a viable enterprise!If you want to get in contact with the podcast:Email: [email protected] Tweet: @letsgetsexypodInstagram: @letsgetsexypodcastFacebook: Let's Get Sexy Podcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.