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Lise and Sarah

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Lise and Sarah
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  • Lise and Sarah

    The Formal Dress Registry And A Vasectomy Horror Story

    2026/05/25 | 42 mins.
    Two things no one saw coming. Formal’s have lost the plot. Because now teenage girls are now bagsing dresses on Facebook like it’s the Met Gala seating chart.
    And can a vasectomy… undo itself? Because we hear from a listener whose husband became known as The Inseminator after not one but two post-vasectomy babies.

    Also: Lise has developed a full-blown fantasy about blowing up her life and moving into a tiny Paris apartment, and Sarah is suspicious of a French man named Ulyssez.

    Plus, Lise brings Sarah the “rule of three” for retraining your brain, and Sarah does everything in her power to remain .. untrained.

    Pls gaze upon Lise’s Paris Apartments here:

    https://www.instagram.com/lucierauschnabel?igsh=MWw1NGhlNGN5dzg2YQ==
    https://www.instagram.com/maison.sacrecoeur?igsh=MTkybnc2YWhydGcyeA==
    https://www.instagram.com/erinrjackson?igsh=N3R5dGw3Ym91M21y

    And here is the famous Ulyssez https://www.instagram.com/ulyssezachary?igsh=djJpdDNyd2htbmht

     

    The show phone is 0489 214 653 

    The Fine Print: 

    Want to support the show and become a Goldie? Subscribe to Lise and Sarah GOLD here (http://apple.co/LiseandSarah)

    For Android users, you don't need the Apple Podcasts app - you can subscribe via your web browser. 

    How does it work?

    Here's a step-by-step

    • Click here: http://apple.co/LiseandSarah

    • The link will open in a web browser

    • From there, click on sign in, log in/create an Apple Account - it's free to do this

    • You can now proceed to sign up for The Lise & Sarah Show subscription (it may look like a TRY FREE button) 

    • We suggest you save/bookmark/create a shortcut for the link for easy access whenever you want to tune in

    We record at the very excellent Clearshot Digital (https://clearshot.digital/) in Brisbane
  • Lise and Sarah

    The Moon Told Me To Have One Final Period

    2026/05/18 | 32 mins.
    Lise possibly went to see a white witch, and she has some new ideas about entering menopause. Don't blame her, it's the moon.
    Meanwhile, Sarah has become deeply concerned about babies without socks, forcing Lise to remember that the other day....she went to the gym in only socks.
    And someone's husband has entered their game show era. Is this the Tipping Point in the relationship?

    The show phone is 0489 214 653
    The Fine Print:

    You can now watch the show on Spotify and Youtube! Just search for Lise and Sarah
    We record at Clearshot Digital in Brisbane
    Want to support the show and become a Goldie? Subscribe to Lise and Sarah GOLD here
    For Android users, you don't need the Apple Podcasts app - you can subscribe via your web browser.
    How does it work?
    Here's a step-by-step
    • Click here: http://apple.co/LiseandSarah
    • The link will open in a web browser
    • From there, click on sign in, log in/create an Apple Account - it's free to do this
    • You can now proceed to sign up for The Lise & Sarah Show subscription (it may look like a TRY FREE button)
    • We suggest you save/bookmark/create a shortcut for the link for easy access whenever you want to tune in
    See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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    The Devil Wears Prada 2 Broke Our Hearts A Little Bit

    2026/05/11 | 34 mins.
    We went to see the sequel with extremely high expectations, several champagnes, and a deep commitment to Miranda Priestly. The verdict? Beautiful to look at but completely forgettable.
    Also in this episode: Sarah has a catastrophic midlife realization that she’s officially the friend who stacks it, Lise discovers the DIY heat pack hack and we spiral over the absurd new shoe currently terrifying women over 40 everywhere and coming to a Seed this Summer.

    Wanna leave a message on the show phone? 0489 214 653
    The Fine Print:

    You can now watch the show on Spotify and Youtube! Just search for Lise and Sarah
    Vote on Spotify if you want Sarah to wear her fancy pants shirt on the pod
    We record at Clearshot Digital in Brisbane
    Want to support the show and become a Goldie? Subscribe to Lise and Sarah GOLD here
    For Android users, you don't need the Apple Podcasts app - you can subscribe via your web browser.
    How does it work?
    Here's a step-by-step
    • Click here: http://apple.co/LiseandSarah
    • The link will open in a web browser
    • From there, click on sign in, log in/create an Apple Account - it's free to do this
    • You can now proceed to sign up for The Lise & Sarah Show subscription (it may look like a TRY FREE button)
    • We suggest you save/bookmark/create a shortcut for the link for easy access whenever you want to tune in
    See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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    The Couples Therapist Who Refuses To Lie To You

    2026/05/04 | 32 mins.
    You know that moment when you’re watching someone else’s relationship and thinking: I could fix this? Sarah does. So this week she's discovered a new calling: Couples therapy. But instead of spending time on emotional breakthroughs and softly spoken insights, she has a more efficient approach.
    Also in this episode:
    The people's shirt finally gets a run
    The gateway drug for teenage girls: part line foils
    A 16-year-old boy’s extremely detailed pitch for Pet Rats
    Has Channel Nine jumped The Shark?
    And finally, Wasabi Peas is the new midlife meditation
    Need entirely unqualified couples advice? The show phone is 0489 214 653

    The Fine Print:

    You can now watch the show on Spotify and Youtube! Just search for Lise and Sarah
    Vote on Spotify if you want Sarah to wear her fancy pants shirt on the pod
    We record at Clearshot Digital in Brisbane
    Want to support the show and become a Goldie? Subscribe to Lise and Sarah GOLD here
    For Android users, you don't need the Apple Podcasts app - you can subscribe via your web browser.
    How does it work?
    Here's a step-by-step
    • Click here: http://apple.co/LiseandSarah
    • The link will open in a web browser
    • From there, click on sign in, log in/create an Apple Account - it's free to do this
    • You can now proceed to sign up for The Lise & Sarah Show subscription (it may look like a TRY FREE button)
    • We suggest you save/bookmark/create a shortcut for the link for easy access whenever you want to tune in
    See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
  • Lise and Sarah

    There’s A Reason Some Women Always Look Cool

    2026/04/27 | 42 mins.
    We may have just solved getting dressed. Because we accidentally created a fashion rule that fixes every outfit dilemma: casual, casual, formal. Formal, formal, casual.
    Also: Sarah bought a very spenny shirt that she now claims is only for 'special occasions.' Will the podcast ever make the cut?

    Plus, the very specific signs someone was rich when you were a kid
    Then after Lise watches the Manosphere documentary with her son, we dive into the world of “looksmaxxing”. Fascinating, unsettling, and maybe closer to home than you think
    The show phone is 0489 214 653
    The Fine Print:

    You can now watch the show on Spotify and Youtube! Just search for Lise and Sarah
    Vote on Spotify if you want Sarah to wear her fancy pants shirt on the pod
    We record at Clearshot Digital in Brisbane
    Want to support the show and become a Goldie? Subscribe to Lise and Sarah GOLD here
    For Android users, you don't need the Apple Podcasts app - you can subscribe via your web browser.
    How does it work?
    Here's a step-by-step
    • Click here: http://apple.co/LiseandSarah
    • The link will open in a web browser
    • From there, click on sign in, log in/create an Apple Account - it's free to do this
    • You can now proceed to sign up for The Lise & Sarah Show subscription (it may look like a TRY FREE button)
    • We suggest you save/bookmark/create a shortcut for the link for easy access whenever you want to tune in
    See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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About Lise and Sarah
We tried to be deep and mysterious but all we got was this silly little podcast www.liseandsarah.com.au
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