That 80s Show SA

More llamas per minute than a Falcon Crest binge-watch, Paulo’s latest obsession covers semi-nude photo shoots, Urban Dictionary definitions, and a movie about breakdancing, graffiti, and rapping — in which Lorenzo does none of the three.
But before we get to #LamLear, Paulo found Hell — and it’s in the Namib Desert, where the rains are certainly not blessed.
We reveal a man who is part historian, part bootlegger, and how CNN put the “b*tch” in an obituary for Michael J. Fox.

Jump To:
Toto's "Africa" on Eternal Loop (00:03:54): https://www.vice.com/en/article/worst-sound-installation-ever-to-play-totos-africa-for-all-eternity/?fbclid=IwZnRzaARNS0pleHRuA2FlbQIxMQBzcnRjBmFwcF9pZAo2NjI4NTY4Mzc5AAEelW2F0ITduS2mvBSsW47dsZfqj7rAxWvLX6xW2AHLvs4bl7g0QP0IDo_2K_Y_aem_HdWk8E0Pjc142LOOVy0Hiw

The Man Who Taped 10,000 Concerts (00:06:44): https://www.pastemagazine.com/music/bootleg-concerts/aadam-jacobs-10000-taped-concerts-now-online?fbclid=IwY2xjawRVSKhleHRuA2FlbQIxMABicmlkETFTNlNCcHR3cDBtc01BSEhVc3J0YwZhcHBfaWQQMjIyMDM5MTc4ODIwMDg5MgABHhTHk7jBQT2do0GaBnvwONh4bSPr-QAdFIXWHRH15EbnVajexwnkWxs2p3Ur_aem_nVkHPC99ghW1CWEpCNhVtw

The Playgirl Photoshoot (00:13:57): https://www.famousfix.com/post/heather-locklear-lorenzo-lamas-playgirl-magazine-pictorial-united-states-july-1983-43798778

Movie Review: Body Rock (00:25:05)
Body Rock Opening Scene: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iATxWhmKrcA
Awkward S*x Scene: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xCGpray1ASo
Day Glow Tron Dance: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9VGiELiKJB4
Chilly has a new coat: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gYmOYBHeoeE
Body Rock Music Video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nn4dR7purWs
Lorenzo Lamas, Smooth Talker: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SeMPCp_4k6o

Michael J. Fox's Premature Obituary (00:41:09): https://www.upworthy.com/michael-j-fox-has-the-best-response-after-cnn-accidentally-prompts-death-scare/

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Paulo takes Dori on a tour of fictional ’80s hospitals, where the nurses were snarky and the doctors were Doogie.
We take a look at Phil Collins now as he spends another day in paradise called the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame.
We have a new favourite ’80s power couple who find love over 30 years after they were pin-ups, and Dori shares her rider in case she ever gets stuck down a well.
We look at TV spin-offs of the best ’80s movies, as well as Revenge of the Nerds, and “Two ’80s Truths and a Lie” comes with a 2–21 rating.

Jump To:
Phil Collins & The Rock and Roll Hall of Fame (00:06:28): https://parade.com/news/80s-music-legend-phil-collins-rock-hall-of-fame-history-2026-inductee
LamLear (00:09:05): https://www.yahoo.com/entertainment/tv/articles/heather-locklear-dating-fellow-80s-170828558.html?guccounter=2
Baby Jessica: 80s News Story Update (00:17:27): https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-15732583/baby-jessica-mcclure-morales-arrested-domestic-violence.html
Dirty Dancing TV Series & Other Spin-offs (00:27:35):
Weird Science: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3UbDMtDSH84
Dirty Dancing: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oPKA3Z1HiQs
#1980s pop culture, #fictional hospitals, #Saint Eligius Hospital, #Saint Elsewhere, #Trapper John M.D., #Doogie Howser M.D., #Eastman Medical Center, #China Beach, #510th Evacuation Hospital, #Empty Nest, #Lorenzo Lamas, #Heather Locklear, #Falcon Crest, #Spin City, #Melrose Place, #Baby Jessica McClure, #1987 rescue, #special education teacher, #80s TV adaptations, #Revenge of the Nerds, #Back to the Future, #Weird Science, #Dirty Dancing, #80s trivia, #The Clapper, #RoboCop, #MTV ban, #That 80 Show SA.

We’re breaking format like Chuck Norris broke teeth, as we take a moment to remember the man who had his own line of “Action Jeans.”
The perfect jeans for karate kick slap action.
With 13 movies in the 80s alone and a projected on-screen body count of over 400, Chuck Norris was a star long before he became the world’s deadliest meme.
But because Paulo loves a good lie, there’s still time for a round of Two 80s Truths and a Lie, featuring Joan Jett, Devo, and your favourite 80s phone number.

Parade.com Birth Month 80s Songs (00:03:08): https://parade.com/astrology/80s-rock-song-birth-months

Chuck Norris 80s movies ranked (00:08:50):  https://movieweb.com/all-80s-chuck-norris-movies-ranked/

Two 80s Truths and a Lie Game (00:29:30) 

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LEVEL ORANGE ALERT – Noël Opperman has crossed the Pretoria border and is soiling our new couch.
He’s here to tell us about the latest edition of The Retro Fair and how he wanted to be Madonna’s boy toy.
Paulo is apparently in a sitcom with Tony Danza, while Dori offers to replace Noël’s water-damaged Scope magazines.
Michael Jackson was in the dark with a two-headed dwarf, Paulo watched an ’80s virgin lottery, and is Boy George going to Eurovision?
AI thinks Paulo is the Boss (00:02:16)
Retro Fair (00:06:02): https://www.retrofair.co.za
Michael Jackson’s E.T. Album Story (00:22:15):
Captain EO: Michael Jackson’s Disney Film (00:26:18): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YwMfeKFp2H4
Movie Review: Dragonslayer (00:29:53): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IoXVqhDpd4U
Two 80s Truths and a Lie Game (00:41:35) 

#80s pop culture, #nostalgia, #retro-themed events, #That 80s Show, #AI-generated content, #Retro Fair, #vintage memorabilia, #podcast, #classic sitcoms, #Who’s the Boss?, #Alyssa Milano, #Gen X, #millennials, #VHS tapes, #Betamax, #video store, #arcade games, #family-friendly events, #DJ Crazy Jay, #Pretoria, #vendors, #Weird Auntie Mildred, #Bohemia Retro, #Timeless Physical Media, #retro food truck, #royal icing cookies, #Michael Jackson, #ET soundtrack, #Captain EO, #Disney, #Francis Ford Coppola, #George Lucas, #4D effects, #One Piece, #anime, #manga, #live-action series, #Cape Town, #political subtext, #episode titles, #retro references, #Boy George, #Eurovision, #Madonna, #Danny DeVito, #trivia games, #nostalgia events.

Dori is back from her 80s cruise and we find out how she didn’t waste a single sway(ze), met the Mattress Brothers, and hear about the scariest thing in her cabin.

Corey Feldman is a free man, but that doesn’t mean he couldn’t give you hives. And while we find out that he won’t be on stage at the Oscars, he might just be popping up in a seat next to some celebs.

We look at things from the 80s that we were irrationally afraid of, which leads us nicely into a David Hasselhoff heavy metal song.

Dori’s First Cruise Experience (00:01:02) 

Corey Feldman  News (00:17:44) : https://people.com/corey-feldman-finalizes-divorce-ex-wife-courtney-anne-agrees-100k-spousal-support-settlement-11886678

80s Childhood Fears (00:22:31): https://ultimateclassicrock.com/1980s-scary-things-kids/ 

George Michael/Wham! Releases (00:29:41): https://www.theguardian.com/music/2026/mar/10/new-george-michael-movie-live-album  

Two 80s Truths and a Lie Game (00:31:09) 

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