Snark Bait

It’s the best day of the week, and Christy and Sophie have a LOT to cover: all of the latest “Summer House” drama, Acquired Style’s lavish (sponsored) bachelorette, “The Valley” being terrible, Hulu announcing some questionable new reality shows, and more. 

Thank you to our sponsors!


Take Cheers Restore after your last drink or before going to bed and wake up feeling at least 50% better — or your money back. For a limited time our listeners are getting 20% off their entire order at CheersHealth.com/SNARKBAIT. #Cheers #ad


Refresh your everyday with luxury you’ll actually use! Head to Quince.com/SNARKBAIT for free shipping on your order and 365-day returns!


Get 70–80% off EVERYTHING when you sign up as a new VIP at Fabletics.com/SNARK! Take a quick style quiz and select SNARK when prompted to unlock this limited-time offer. 

We’re going on tour!! Click here to get your tickets to the Dark Energy Tour and get 25% off your tickets with code BABYSNARK25! 


Friday 5/15/2026 Los Angeles


Friday 6/12/2026 New York City


Sunday 6/14/2026 Chicago

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@snarkbaitpod  

@christynoel__

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FULL LINKS:


Tour - https://www.x1entertainment.com/snarkbait 


Patreon - https://www.patreon.com/snarkbaitpod 


Full video up on YouTube - https://www.youtube.com/@snarkbaitpod 


Snark Bait Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/snarkbaitpod/ 


Christy’s Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/christynoel__/ 


Sophie’s Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/soph_ross/ 


Substack https://substack.com/@snarkbaitpod 

00:00 Initial thoughts & Feelings

00:31 Summer House

16:30 Ad Break

22:22 Stassi’s new show - House of Stassi

22:58 Secret Lives of Orange County Mormon Wives

27:57 Acquired Style (Bridget Pheloung) bachelorette

34:34 The Valley

39:16 DEOs & LEOs

48:11 Final thoughts & Wrap up
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It’s the best day of the week, and Christy and Sophie have a LOT to cover: all of the latest “Summer House” drama, Acquired Style’s lavish (sponsored) bachelorette, “The Valley” being terrible, Hulu announcing some questionable new reality shows, and more. 

Thank you to our sponsors!


Take Cheers Restore after your last drink or before going to bed and wake up feeling at least 50% better — or your money back. For a limited time our listeners are getting 20% off their entire order at CheersHealth.com/SNARKBAIT. #Cheers #ad


Refresh your everyday with luxury you’ll actually use! Head to Quince.com/SNARKBAIT for free shipping on your order and 365-day returns!


Get 70–80% off EVERYTHING when you sign up as a new VIP at Fabletics.com/SNARK! Take a quick style quiz and select SNARK when prompted to unlock this limited-time offer. 

We’re going on tour!! Click here to get your tickets to the Dark Energy Tour and get 25% off your tickets with code BABYSNARK25! 


Friday 5/15/2026 Los Angeles


Friday 6/12/2026 New York City


Sunday 6/14/2026 Chicago

For ad-free episodes and bonus content, subscribe to our Patreon! 

Sign up for our weekly newsletter!

Make sure to follow us on Instagram and watch full episodes on YouTube!

@snarkbaitpod  

@christynoel__

@soph_ross  

FULL LINKS:


Tour - https://www.x1entertainment.com/snarkbait 


Patreon - https://www.patreon.com/snarkbaitpod 


Full video up on YouTube - https://www.youtube.com/@snarkbaitpod 


Snark Bait Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/snarkbaitpod/ 


Christy’s Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/christynoel__/ 


Sophie’s Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/soph_ross/ 

Substack https://substack.com/@snarkbaitpod

Approximate Timestamps:

00:00 Initial thoughts & Feelings

00:31 SUMMER HOUSE

29:36 Ad Break

31:14 Stassi’s new show - House of Stassi

31:50 Secret Lives of Orange County Mormon Wives

36:49 Acquired Style (Bridget Pheloung) bachelorette

43:26 The Valley

48:07:08 Ad Marker

48:08 DEOs & LEOs

57:03 Final thoughts & Wrap up
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Beneath the surface of diamonds, rosé, and questionable satin blouses, the Queen of the Hill has a mountain of lawsuits and floundering businesses. 

Thank you to our sponsors!


Give them meals + snacks that are actually right for where kids are developmentally—balanced, intentional and made to support real growth. Go to littlespoon.com/SNARK and enter code SNARK for 30% off your first order. 


Go to honeylove.com/SNARK for 20% off the most advanced bras and shapewear on the market!

We’re going on tour!! Click here to get your tickets to the Dark Energy Tour and get 25% off your tickets with code BABYSNARK25! 


Friday 5/15/2026 Los Angeles


Friday 6/12/2026 New York City


Sunday 6/14/2026 Chicago

For ad-free episodes and bonus content, subscribe to our Patreon! 

Sign up for our weekly newsletter!

Make sure to follow us on Instagram and watch full episodes on YouTube!

@snarkbaitpod  

@christynoel__

@soph_ross  

FULL LINKS:


Tour - https://www.x1entertainment.com/snarkbait 


Patreon - https://www.patreon.com/snarkbaitpod 


Full video up on YouTube - https://www.youtube.com/@snarkbaitpod 


Snark Bait Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/snarkbaitpod/ 


Christy’s Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/christynoel__/ 


Sophie’s Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/soph_ross/ 


Substack https://substack.com/@snarkbaitpod 

00:00 Intro and Initial Thoughts

08:00 Overview & Early Life

10:35 Ken Todd 

12:28 Business Empire

26:38 Ad Break

29:47 The labor lawsuits

37:11 Ken Lawsuits

40:47 RHOBH playbook

47:39 Puppygate

57:08 Cedric Saga

01:01:17 LVP in 2026

01:08:50 Final Thoughts & Wrap up
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WELCOME BACK TO THE BEST DAY OF THE WEEK! Christy and Sophie are digging into Alix Earle and Alex Cooper (and Brianna Chickenfry?), Justin Bieber at Coachella weekend two, “Ladies of London,” West Wilson and Amanda Batula updates (obviously), and soooo much more.

Thank you to our sponsors!


Give them meals + snacks that are actually right for where kids are developmentally—balanced, intentional and made to support real growth. Go to littlespoon.com/SNARK and enter code SNARK for 30% off your first order. 


Go to honeylove.com/SNARK for 20% off the most advanced bras and shapewear on the market!

We’re going on tour!! Click here to get your tickets to the Dark Energy Tour and get 25% off your tickets with code BABYSNARK25! 


Friday 5/15/2026 Los Angeles


Friday 6/12/2026 New York City


Sunday 6/14/2026 Chicago

For ad-free episodes and bonus content, subscribe to our Patreon! 

Sign up for our weekly newsletter!

Make sure to follow us on Instagram and watch full episodes on YouTube!

@snarkbaitpod  

@christynoel__

@soph_ross  

FULL LINKS:


Tour - https://www.x1entertainment.com/snarkbait 


Patreon - https://www.patreon.com/snarkbaitpod 


Full video up on YouTube - https://www.youtube.com/@snarkbaitpod 


Snark Bait Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/snarkbaitpod/ 


Christy’s Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/christynoel__/ 


Sophie’s Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/soph_ross/ 


Substack https://substack.com/@snarkbaitpod 

00:00 Initial thoughts & Feelings

08:13 West and Amanda at the Yankees game

21:24 Ad Break

24:34 Justin Bieber W2

31:28 Alix v Alex

40:33 Ladies of London

47:44 DEOs & LEOs

55:24 Final thoughts & wrap up
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From Disney star to OnlyFans sensation, multihyphenate Bella Thorne is constantly reinventing herself. 

Thank you to our sponsors!


Lola Blankets make the perfect Mother’s Day gift! Use code SNARK for 40% off on LolaBlankets.com. 


Give them meals + snacks that are actually right for where kids are developmentally—balanced, intentional and made to support real growth. Go to littlespoon.com/SNARK and enter code SNARK for 30% off your first order. 

We’re going on tour!! Click here to get your tickets to the Dark Energy Tour!


Friday 5/15/2026 Los Angeles


Friday 6/12/2026 New York City


Sunday 6/14/2026 Chicago

For ad-free episodes and bonus content, subscribe to our Patreon! 

Sign up for our weekly newsletter!

Make sure to follow us on Instagram and watch full episodes on YouTube!

@snarkbaitpod  

@christynoel__

@soph_ross  

FULL LINKS:


Tour - https://www.x1entertainment.com/snarkbait 


Patreon - https://www.patreon.com/snarkbaitpod 


Full video up on YouTube - https://www.youtube.com/@snarkbaitpod 


Snark Bait Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/snarkbaitpod/ 


Christy’s Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/christynoel__/ 


Sophie’s Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/soph_ross/ 


Substack https://substack.com/@snarkbaitpod 

Approximate Timestamps:

00:00 Intro and Initial Thoughts

05:25 Overview & Early Life

08:59 Early Career

14:17 Thorne Family: all kids in showbiz

21:05 Post-Disney Career

32:00 OnlyFans saga: August 2020

35:59 Other Business Ventures

39:32 Notable Relationship Drama

43:17 Scott Disick Cannes (May 2017)

44:44:15 Ad Marker

44:45 Polyamory phase 2017 - 2019

48:23 Engagement Era(s)

50:04 Other Scandals

55:42 Final thoughts & Wrap up
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