Snark Bait

Welcome back to the best day of the week! Christy and Sophie have MUCH to discuss, including but not limited to: “The Valley” reunion part 3, Prince Harry and Meghan Markle’s move back to the UK, Sydney Sweeney’s lingerie brand that’s apparently floundering, Chase Stokes and “Outer Banks,” and soooo much more.

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Approximate Timestamps:

00:00 Intro & Catch-Up (Trip to London, Weekend Recaps, Allergy Shot Bruise)

04:15 Hayden Panettiere's Mother Leslie Vogel's GMA Interview & Backlash

06:15 The Valley Reunion: Andy Cohen Calling Out Danny's Drinking

08:30 Kristen's Reunion Behavior & Lala Overstepping Her Role

12:00 Nia's Loyalty to Danny & Bringing Their Baby to Parties

14:30 Sydney Sweeney's "Syrn" Lingerie Brand: Pricing & Branding Criticism

21:10 Sydney Sweeney & Scooter Braun's Relationship

23:20 Sydney Sweeney's Brand Decline & Public Image Missteps

24:45 Meghan Markle & Prince Harry Moving Back to the UK

26:50 The Gentleman Casting Backlash & Royal Family Racism

28:35 Comparing Harry & Meghan to Reality TV Comebacks & Speculating on Their Finances

34:25 Prince Harry's Bizarre Podcast Pitch Ideas & Spare

35:30 D-Listed Blog Nostalgia & "Prince Hot Ginge"

36:50 Chase Stokes Mea Culpa: Why They've Always Hated Him

42:10 Drew Starkey's Rising Career & Upcoming Projects

43:40 Outer Banks Acting Critique: Madison Bailey & Chase Stokes

45:15 DEO: Reflecting on Hayden Panettiere's Legacy & Public Perception

47:35 DEO: Ashton Kutcher's Resurfaced Punk'd Clip About Underage Stars

48:45 DEO: Brooks Marks on Next Gen NYC & LEO: Love Is Blind UK

49:45 LEO: Meditation & Mindfulness Practice

52:00 Patreon/Thursday Previews & Outro
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How did Jonah Hill go from lovable comedy darling to one of the most bitter and snarkable actors in Hollywood? We attempt to unpack it (while giving him his 10s for the masterpiece that is “21 Jump Street”).

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Get ad-free and bonus episodes weekly on our Patreon — and don’t forget to sign up for our weekly newsletter!

Make sure to follow us on Instagram and watch full episodes on YouTube!

@snarkbaitpod

@christynoel__

@soph_ross

FULL LINKS:

Patreon - https://www.patreon.com/snarkbaitpod

Full video up on YouTube - https://www.youtube.com/@snarkbaitpod

Snark Bait Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/snarkbaitpod/

Christy’s Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/christynoel__/

Sophie’s Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/soph_ross/

Substack https://substack.com/@snarkbaitpod

Approximate Timestamps:

00:00 Intro & Catch-Up (Patreon AMA Recap)

01:30 Introducing Jonah Hill: Insecurity, Ego & Resentment of Fame

02:30 Friend Group, a Valet's Bad Experience & Recent Smartless Appearance

04:30 Early Life: Family, Cheviot Hills Upbringing & Adam Levine Friendship

11:30 Career Rise: Superbad, SNL & Turning Down The Hangover

13:50 Moneyball, 21 Jump Street & Joining Bruno's Writers Room

19:00 Wolf of Wall Street, 22 Jump Street & Directing Mid90s

24:00 Zine, Losing The Batman's Riddler Role & Don't Look Up

25:20 Stepping Back from Press, Anxiety & the Stutz Documentary

27:10 Body Image Arc: From Zine to "I'll Annihilate You" (2018-2026)

29:00 You People: Cast, Controversy & Antisemitism Criticism

32:30 Recent Writing Career & Weight Loss/Ozempic Rumors

38:00 Claudia Oshry Comparison, Drug Rumors & Homophobic Slur Controversy

42:00 Dating History, Marriage to Olivia Miller & Sarah Brady Abuse Allegations

48:10 Public Backlash, Alexa Nicholas Allegations & Kat Tenbarge Lawsuit

53:10 Revisiting the 2026 Smartless Interview & Final Thoughts

01:01:20 Outro & Show Plugs
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DET begins on a sad note as we discuss the tragic passing of Hayden Panettiere. We switch gears to talk about Unwell Beverages shuttering, Selena Gomez’s Wondermind’s legal trouble, “The Valley” reunion, Jax Taylor’s latest antics, KJ Dillard + Remi Bader, and more.

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Thank you to our sponsors!

Vionic Shoes — wearable wellbeing for your feet! Use code SNARK at checkout for 15% off your entire order at www.vionicshoes.com when you log into your account.

Make your summer bedding feel better. Go to Quince.com/SNARKBAIT for free shipping on your order and 365-day returns!

Get ahead of it now and get $15 OFF your first task at Taskrabbit.com or on the Taskrabbit app using promo code SNARK!

Ready to upgrade your home for way less? Head to Wayfair.com right now to shop all things home and get your space ready for less!

Got a closet full of clothes you never wear? Download the Vinted app for free and start listing today — with no seller fees, you keep every dollar you earn!

Get ad-free and bonus episodes weekly on our Patreon — and don’t forget to sign up for our weekly newsletter!

Make sure to follow us on Instagram and watch full episodes on YouTube!

@snarkbaitpod

@christynoel__

@soph_ross

FULL LINKS:

Patreon - https://www.patreon.com/snarkbaitpod

Full video up on YouTube - https://www.youtube.com/@snarkbaitpod

Snark Bait Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/snarkbaitpod/

Christy’s Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/christynoel__/

Sophie’s Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/soph_ross/

Substack https://substack.com/@snarkbaitpod

Approximate Timestamps:

00:00 Intro & Hayden Panettiere's Death: Initial Reactions & Shock

02:30 Death Details, Britney Murphy Comparison & Child Stardom Ethics

04:20 Postpartum Depression, Daughter Kaya, Domestic Violence & Diana Jenkins Conspiracy Theories

13:25 Favorite Hayden Panettiere Roles & Filmography

16:20 Unwell Beverages Shutting Down & the Taste Test Recap

17:40 Unwell's $500M Valuation, Beverage Boom & Failure Odds

26:50 Wondermind: Selena Gomez, Mandy Teefey & Fraud Lawsuit

34:45 FIA Scandal Tease: Phoebe Gates & Sophia Kianni Fraud

37:00 KJ Apa's Military Enlistment & 21 Jump Street Tangent

37:30 KJ Dillard & Remy Bader Hookup Speculation

41:00 Jax Taylor's Rant About Britney, Cruz's Education & Brand Deals

44:15 "The Valley": Luke's Comments About Kristen & Alliance with Nia/Danny

48:40 Lala's Reunion Behavior & Bravo Lineup Check-In

50:00 Dark Energy Objects: Stolen Quiche, Nostril Pain & Serena Kerrigan

59:30 Light Energy Objects: Toiletry Bag Hack, Little Singles & My Strange Addiction

1:02:30 Book Recommendations, Patreon AMA Preview & Outro
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Switching things up this week with a DARK ENERGY THURSDAY! Christy and Sophie discuss the latest in influencer news (which obviously includes Acquired Style’s wedding), Brooks Nader being topless with her dad (we wish we were joking), Christy’s thoughts on the episodes of “House of Stassi” that she begrudgingly watched, and more.

Thank you to our sponsors!

Vionic Shoes — wearable wellbeing for your feet! Use code SNARK at checkout for 15% off your entire order at www.vionicshoes.com when you log into your account.

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Get ahead of it now and get $15 OFF your first task at Taskrabbit.com or on the Taskrabbit app using promo code SNARK!

Ready to upgrade your home for way less? Head to Wayfair.com right now to shop all things home and get your space ready for less!

Got a closet full of clothes you never wear? Download the Vinted app for free and start listing today — with no seller fees, you keep every dollar you earn!

Get ad-free and bonus episodes weekly on our Patreon — and don’t forget to sign up for our weekly newsletter!

Make sure to follow us on Instagram and watch full episodes on YouTube!

@snarkbaitpod

@christynoel__

@soph_ross

FULL LINKS:

Patreon - https://www.patreon.com/snarkbaitpod

Full video up on YouTube - https://www.youtube.com/@snarkbaitpod

Snark Bait Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/snarkbaitpod/

Christy’s Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/christynoel__/

Sophie’s Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/soph_ross/

Substack https://substack.com/@snarkbaitpod

Approximate Timestamps:

00:00 Intro & Format Switch-Up (Dark Energy Thursday, Influencer Edition)

01:20 Bridget Phelong's Wedding: Dress, Leaked Photos & Brielle Beerman Controversy

06:50 Acquired Style Twins' Absent Wedding Guests & Bran Flakes Drama

09:00 Influencer Pay Transparency & Bran Flakes Bragging

14:20 Kat Jenkins vs. Ella Rose: Influencer Brands & "Gay Husband" Comment

20:10 Ella Rose's Catskills Home & "Lobotomy Goals" Tangent

21:15 RHUGT Cast Recap & Gina Kego's Cancer Diagnosis

24:10 House of Stassi: First Impressions & Comparing Her to Jax

29:00 Stassi's Past-Life Comments About Daughter Hartford

32:00 Bo & Stassi's Marriage Dynamics & Gender Double Standards

34:00 Instagram Persona vs. Show Reality & Stassi's Unchanged Behavior

36:30 Katie Maloney & Stassi's Reconciliation Conversation

41:30 Brooks Nader's Topless Yacht Photo with Her Dad & Sister Drama

45:20 Nude/Topless Beach Culture Discussion

49:50 Outro & Newsletter/Patreon Plugs
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Welcome back to the best day of the week! Christy and Sophie have MUCH to discuss, including but not limited to: the Lindsay Clancy trial, Caroline Calloway v. Claire and Ashley from Good Noticings, Stassie Baby’s potential friendship fallout with Kylie Jenner?, Perez Hilton, and more.

TRIGGER WARNING: This episode contains disturbing discussion regarding the Lindsay Clancy murder trial and Perez Hilton’s self-harm. Please listen with discretion.

Thank you to our sponsors!

Vionic Shoes — wearable wellbeing for your feet! Use code SNARK at checkout for 15% off your entire order at www.vionicshoes.com when you log into your account.

Make your summer bedding feel better. Go to Quince.com/SNARKBAIT for free shipping on your order and 365-day returns!

Get ahead of it now and get $15 OFF your first task at Taskrabbit.com or on the Taskrabbit app using promo code SNARK!

Ready to upgrade your home for way less? Head to Wayfair.com right now to shop all things home and get your space ready for less!

Got a closet full of clothes you never wear? Download the Vinted app for free and start listing today — with no seller fees, you keep every dollar you earn!

Get ad-free and bonus episodes weekly on our Patreon — and don’t forget to sign up for our weekly newsletter!

Make sure to follow us on Instagram and watch full episodes on YouTube!

@snarkbaitpod

@christynoel__

@soph_ross

FULL LINKS:

Patreon - https://www.patreon.com/snarkbaitpod

Full video up on YouTube - https://www.youtube.com/@snarkbaitpod

Snark Bait Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/snarkbaitpod/

Christy’s Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/christynoel__/

Sophie’s Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/soph_ross/

Substack https://substack.com/@snarkbaitpod

Approximate Timestamps:

00:00 Intro & Catch-Up (Weekend Recaps, Movies/Shows)

02:01 Lindsay Clancy Trial: Case Background & Trigger Warning

05:07 Medication Cocktail, Postpartum Psychosis & Medical System Failures

12:40 The Night of the Murders: Timeline of Events

16:30 Suspicions About Patrick Clancy: Body Temp, 911 Call & Apple Watch Theories

21:00 Callan's Revival, Timeline Inconsistencies & Patrick's Lack of Emotion

30:00 Caroline Callaway vs. the Celebrity Memoir Book Club Girls

35:00 Caroline Callaway's History of Racism & Anti-Semitism

41:20 Saucy Baby, Alex Earle & the Kylie Jenner Birthday Drama

46:00 Perez Hilton's Self-Harm Incident & TikTok's Moderation Failures

51:20 DEO: Idaho Four Conspiracy Theorists & Bryan Kohberger

1:00:00 DEO: Real Housewives of Orange County

1:03:00 LEO: "Sterling Point" & Other TV Recommendations

1:05:20 Book Talk: Yesteryear, First Lie Wins & Count My Lies

1:08:40 Patreon/Thursday Previews & Outro
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