Pedro Pascal Virtue Signals, Cannes Film Festival Cringe, Gwyneth Paltrow DEFENDS Goop
It's Monday! Let's get this week started! 1) Morgan Wallen SMEARED as 'Trump Coded' Music For MAGA Supporters 2) A.I. Influencer Lil Miquela Shares FAKE Cancer Diagnosis 3) Bella Hadid ROASTED For FAKE European Accent at Cannes 4) Pedro Pascal's Non-Stop Virtue Signaling at Cannes 5) SENILE Robert De Niro Gives Rambling Speech to Virtue Signal at Cannes 6) Gwyneth Paltrow GOES OFF on Goop Haters, Defends Gross Candles
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Trump DUNKS on Taylor Swift, Justin Bieber SPEAKS OUT on DIDDY, Lorde is CRINGE
TGIF Crisis Actors! The weekend is here! Let's Gooo! 1) Justin Bieber Breaks Silence on CREEPY Friendship With Diddy 2) OnlyFans RUMORED to be SHUT DOWN by Rival 'Anti-Corn' Company 3) Trump Takes Shots at Taylor Swift's Looks, Swifties LASH OUT 4) 'Some days I’m a woman, Some days I’m a man,' Lorde Overshares in BIZARRE Interview 5) Jenna Ortega ROASTED For CRINGE Movie With The Weeknd
Phil is back for THRASHIN' THURSDAY! 1) Scarlett Johansson Felt TRAPPED in 'Sex Object' Roles FOR YEARS 2) Gen Z Uses ChatGPT Like a Therapist 3) Justin Bieber is BROKE and BURIED in Debt 4) Theranos Fraudster Elizabeth Holmes Launches NEW Blood Testing Scheme From Prison 5) Meghan Trainor REMOVES Body Positive Lyrics After Ozempic Weight Loss
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BookTok's 'Fyre Festival 2.0', 'Ironheart' CRINGE, Kai Cenat Launches Streamer University
Tate is back! Let's Gooo! 1) IRONHEART is Going to be an ABSOLUTE TRAINWRECK For Marvel 2) Delusional TikToker RANTS About Lack of 'Normal' Men in Dating 3) BookTok Fantasy Ball Turns Into a NIGHTMARE 4) Kai Cenat Launches 'Streamer University' For Clout Chasing Fans 5) Slam Poetry is CRINGE, Here's The Proof!
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DISTURBING New OF Scheme, Amber Heard Has Twins, New Trump Biopic, 'Wokefishing' on Tinder
Libby Emmons is back! Let's Gooo! 1) Amber Heard Welcomes TWINS on Mother's Day, Elon Musk Rumors Swirl 2) Maggie Gyllenhaal's Daughter ARRESTED After Campus Protest Against Israel 3) OF Models FAKE Down Syndrome to Sell Spicy Content 4) New Trump Biopic Will be 'Kinder' to The President 5) Men Are 'Wokefishing' on Dating Apps to Trick Liberal Women
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