Pop Culture Crisis

BLABS from SIDESCROLLERS is here to get deep in  the weeds, breaking down all the news related to the upcoming HBO MAX Reboot series of HARRY POTTER.
1) HBO Exec Gives BAD NEWS About HUGE Gap Between Seasons
2) John Lithgow Tapdances The Progressive Line While Working With JK Rowling
3) Activists Debate The 'Ethtical Consumption' of Harry Potter in 2026
4) The Series Mediocre Look Leaves Millennials Feeling Empty Inside
5) The Disasterous Snape Casting Fallout

FRIDAY IS HERE! SHOWTIME!
1) BRIDGERTON Star SLAMS Body Positivity Comments
2) Dakota Johnson Reveals Bizarre Reason She Lost a Job
3) SUPERGIRL IS A DAMSEL IN DISTRESS
4) Jenna Ortega UNDER FIRE For Controversial New Boyfriend
5) The Rise of AMERICAN DINER GOTHS

OLIVIA IS HERE! LET'S GOOOOO!
1) JOURNO TRIES TANKING SUPER MARIO GALAXY
2) THEY WANT YOU TO DIE ALONE
3) The HANNAH MONTANA Reunion WAS AWFUL
4) Ozempic Use OUT OF CONTROL as Actresses CALL OUT Body Shaming
5) TAYLOR SWIFT SUED

HAPPY WEDNESDAY CRISIS ACTORS! LET'S DO THIS!
1) This Movie Will Decide The Future of Romcoms
2) Chappell Roan REFUTES Accusations She HATES Children
3) Brie Larson Wins Back The Fans
4) Angelina Jolie UNRECOGNIZABLE in Recent Appearance
5) Sydney Sweeney BLASTED For Ruining Serious Movie With Her Sex Appeal

IT'S TUESDAY! LET'S GO!
1) SUPERGIRL CHOOSES VICTIMHOOD
2) WOKE APOLOGIES ARE BACK
3) HOLLYWOOD HATES WOMEN AGAIN
4) Ms. Rachel Is FIGHTING ICE
5) GEN Z Believes Being 'Extremely Rich' IS EVIL