Pop Culture Crisis

Friday! The best day! Let's Go!
1) Michelle Yeoh & Kevin James SHOOT DOWN Political Questions From Reporters
2) James Van Der Beek SLANDERED as MAGA After Tragic Death A
3) Brett Cooper Appears on Clavicular Stream Causing Online MELTDOWNS A
4) American Girl Dolls 'Modern Remake' Is a Disaster
5) Studies Show Gen Z Is the First Generation Dumber Than the Last

The Boys are back in town!
1) James Van Der Beek GoFundMe Raises OVER $1 Million in Under 24 Hours
2) Instagram ON TRIAL Over HORRIFIC Effects of Social Media Addiction
3) Brooklyn Beckham Represents The Cultural Push to ABANDON Your Family
4) Britney Spears Just Sold Her ENTIRE Music Catalogue
5) Hollywood PANICS as ANOTHER Strike Looms, AI Executives Get DEATH THREATS

Wednesday! Let's get into stuff!
1) Dawson's Creek Star James Van Der Beek Dead at Just 48 Years Old
2) Disney's Massive SNOW WHITE Failure Finally EXPOSED
3) Bella & Gigi Hadid  ACCUSED of SICK Acts in The Epstein Files
4) Olympic Gold Medalist Confesses CHEATING on Ex-GF on Live TV
5) Kurt Cobain's Death Allegedly a HOMICIDE, Says New Investigation
6) Toby Maguire ATTACKED For Dating 20 Year Old Instagram Model

Colonel Kurtz is back! Lets talk about stuff!
1) Chappell Roan & More REVOLT Against Major Hollywood Agent Named in The Epstein Files
2) New Data Shows PLUMMETING Viewership For Bad Bunny's Halftime Show
3) Travis Kelce's Ex Kayla Nicole Takes Shots at Taylor Swift in Super Bowl Ad
4) WUTHERING HEIGHTS Will be Another Soulless Remake 'Updated For Modern Audiences'
5) Police Investigating 'Wife' of Actor on Life Support After Suspicious Fall
6) Jake Paul Cheers on Fiance Jutta Leerdam as She Sets Olympic Records

We are back! LFG!
1)0.0 Woke Bad Bunny Super Bowl Halftime Show MOGS Turning Point
2)0.1 Doja Cat GOES OFF on Celebrity Friends, 'Nobody Wants to Hear Your S***'
3)1 Olympic Opening Ceremony Sparks Another SATANIC PANIC
4)2 Clavicular ARRESTED After Causing Chaos on College Campus
5)3 Ye's Wife Bianca Censori Finally Explains Outrageous Public 'Outfits'