Pop Culture Crisis

Happy Friday Crisis Actors!
1) New Look at Sophie Turner's Lara Croft Spells DISASTER For TOMB RAIDER SERIES
2) Kamala Harris Launches CRINGE Gen Z Democrat Hype House
3) Sydney Sweeney & Sabrina Carpenter BATTLE For Female Approval
4) 'Best New Artist' Olivia Dean CENSORED For Thanking Jesus at The Grammys
5) Savannah Guthrie's Mother STILL MISSING, Conspiracy Theories Allege Media Psyop
6) Halle Berry Claims Being Black Hurt Her Career Despite Winning an Oscar

Alex & Brandon are here! Let's Goooo!
1) Netflix CEO DENIES Having a Political Agenda in Senate Hearing
2) SUPERMAN Actor Dean Cain REJECTED by Convention Over Politics
3) The Grammys Ratings PLUMMET After Endless Celebrity Virtue Signaling
4) Actress Jennifer Esposito LOST EVERYTHING Trying to Make Her Own Movie Without a Studio
5) MELANIA Documentary Accused of FAKING Ticket Sales

Midweek is here, let's keep going!
1) Savannah Guthrie's Mother KIDNAPPED, Ransom Sent to TMZ
2) Jason Bateman SLAMMED For Rude Interview With Charli XCX
3) The Devil Wears Prada Sequel Looks LIFELESS
4) Minecraft Radicalizes Children With New Social Justice DLC
5) Kristen Stewart REFUSES to Take Accountability After Robert Pattinson Cheating Scandal

The amazing Colonel Kurtz is back!
1) Bob Iger's Reign of Terror OVER at Disney, Head of Parks Named His Replacement
2) NFL Commissioner Claims Bad Bunny Won't Get Political at The Super Bowl
3) Jay-Z, Harvey Weinstein & More Named in Recent Epstein File Dump
4)1 Billie Eilish SLAMMED After Grammys Virtue Signal Reveals Her House Is on STOLEN LAND
5)2 Kelly Osbourne Looks SICKLY at The Grammys
6) ADHD Riddled Gen Z Film Students Can't Even Sit & Watch Full Movies in Class

WE ARE BACK!
1) Everyone at The Grammys Was DESPERATE For Attention
2) STEP ASIDE Hollywood, Markiplier SMASHES Box Office With IRON LUNG
3) Christopher Nolan Facing BACKLASH Over Helen of Troy Race Swap With Lupita Nyong_o
4) Dumbledore Actor John Lithgow REFUSES to Cut Ties With JK Rowling
5) Robots PLOT Against Humanity on AI Social Media Network MOLTBOOK