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Luke and Pete Talking Sheet

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Luke and Pete Talking Sheet
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  • Luke and Pete Talking Sheet

    Virgin Island Experts get the Luke & Pete treatment | EP194

    2026/05/26 | 1h 26 mins.
    This week, the boys are joined by the hosts of the hit TV show Virgin Island. Nothing is off limits as they answer the lads’ most revealing questions about sex, relationships and attraction. Some of the answers are eye-opening. Others leave Luke wishing he’d never asked.
    To be the first to know about Live Shows, Merch Drops and other cool Sheet go to our website www.Lukeandpete.com and signup to our mailing list.

    If you have any questions or dilemmas please send them to the Luke and Pete Hotline (+44)07932 633 553 or E-mail [email protected] or message us on any of the socials and we will help you out Luke and Pete style😜

    Joins us on Patreon for an Exclusive Patreon episode every week, early access to the public episodes and behind the scenes content you don’t want to miss  https://www.patreon.com/LukeandPete

    Quiz: www.somatica.com/quiz
    Socials: 
    Dr.Danielle Harel:  https://www.instagram.com/drdanielleharel/ 
    Celeste Hirschman https://www.instagram.com/celestehirschman/
    TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@celesteanddanielle
    Somatica Institute: https://www.instagram.com/somatica_institute/
    YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@SomaticaInstitute

    0:00 Introducing our guests 
    2:05 what is Somatica? (Their teachings) 
    6:28 Pete exposes Luke 
    8:18 if you’re  in a relationships don’t still flirt with other men?
    10:32 Are Luke & Pete flirting?
    12:47 question: I don’t like dignity or equality in the bedroom is this normal?
    17:58 it’s ok to giggle in the bedroom
    19:07 spontaneity in the bedroom 
    22:04 someone people are easier to please than others 
    24:58 question: I want to be told what to do but it feels less masculine?
    26:13 cuckolding 
    29:43 how old was you when you started playing with yourself?
    32:25 fetish, trauma and Luke gets vulnerable 
    39:10 was Pete P*nis shamed when he was younger?
    44:48 question: why are emotional unavailable people more attractive?
    49:08 advice for people with kids 
    51:06 novelty, am i destined to cheat?
    57:08 are women are more valuable than men in the sexual market?
    59:33 “how i show my love”
    1:04:05 Luke exposes Pete 
    1:05:09 the most honest podcast on the internet 
    1:07:35 CNC and trust (male perspective) 
    1:10:52 question: when is having a type wrong?
    1:16:13 Trust seeker in the bedroom 
    1:17:11 how much of sex is to do with ego?

    Full video episode: On Youtube & Spotify 

    🎧 Podcast
    ► Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/3kqRghi4CWuuXixsPymSt6
    ► Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/luke-and-pete-talking-sheet/id1643482683
    Use the Hashtag #LukeandPete  to connect with Luke and Pete and don't forget to rate, review, listen on iTunes, Google, Spotify, or your favourite podcast app.

    Find Peter Rethinasamy @:
    Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/p/B_DAktznmaO/?hl=en
    TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@standuppete/video/6923163838665788677
    Twitter: https://twitter.com/standuppete/status/1493299084719013902

    Find Luke Craig @:
    Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/lukekingcraig/?hl=en
    TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@lukekingcraig?lang=en
    Twitter: https://twitter.com/Lukekingcraig
    Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/lukekingcraig
  • Luke and Pete Talking Sheet

    Insults, Betrayal & Micheal Jackson sleepovers | EP193 Luke & Pete

    2026/05/19 | 1h 15 mins.
    Luke and Pete have a dispute and they realise it stems from something much deeper and they discuss what they would of done if they had a sleepover at Micheal Jacksons house.

    To be the first to know about Live Shows, Merch Drops and other cool Sheet go to our website www.Lukeandpete.com and signup to our mailing list.

    If you have any questions or dilemmas please send them to the Luke and Pete Hotline (+44)07932 633 553 or E-mail [email protected] or message us on any of the socials and we will help you out Luke and Pete style😜

    Joins us on Patreon for an Exclusive Patreon episode every week, early access to the public episodes and behind the scenes content you don’t want to miss  https://www.patreon.com/LukeandPete

    0:00 would you be upset if your friend done this?
    18:11 gecko feeds trapped friend for 10 years 
    26:29 “I hate relying on people”
    35:43 sensitive to betrayal 
    40:15 always thinking people have an ulterior motive 
    43:30 insults, praise and low
    Self esteem 
    50:22 how pete would of tested if Micheal
    Jackson was a P*do FFS🤣
    57:28 would you rather…: a really hard question that reveals a lot
  • Luke and Pete Talking Sheet

    I wish my boss was as dirty as this! | EP192 Luke & Pete

    2026/05/12 | 1h 21 mins.
    Female boss at JP Morgan “allegedly” forces male subordinate to cheat on his wife and Luke and Pete like no one else, give their HONEST opinions. Nobody is saying they are right but at least they are real. Plus Luke describes to Pete how much he has changed since all the female attention he’s getting because of the pod. 
    To be the first to know about Live Shows, Merch Drops and other cool Sheet go to our website www.Lukeandpete.com and signup to our mailing list.

    If you have any questions or dilemmas please send them to the Luke and Pete Hotline (+44)07932 633 553 or E-mail [email protected] or message us on any of the socials and we will help you out Luke and Pete style😜

    0:00 Intro & tour stories 
    10:30 Power corrupts (female attention)
    22:03 JP Morgan female boss accusations 
    42:21 weirdest 3 sum I’ve ever heard of 
    46:26 only good as a side chick 
    48:41 Bondage P*rn 
    53:42 Dilemma: I use to smoke crack, how honest should I be on first dates? 

    Full video episode: On Youtube & Spotify 

    🎧 Podcast
    ► Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/3kqRghi4CWuuXixsPymSt6
    ► Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/luke-and-pete-talking-sheet/id1643482683
    Use the Hashtag #LukeandPete  to connect with Luke and Pete and don't forget to rate, review, listen on iTunes, Google, Spotify, or your favourite podcast app.

    Find Peter Rethinasamy @:
    Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/p/B_DAktznmaO/?hl=en
    TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@standuppete/video/6923163838665788677
    Twitter: https://twitter.com/standuppete/status/1493299084719013902

    Find Luke Craig @:
    Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/lukekingcraig/?hl=en
    TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@lukekingcraig?lang=en
    Twitter: https://twitter.com/Lukekingcraig
    Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/lukekingcraig
  • Luke and Pete Talking Sheet

    Russell Brand vs Carol Voderman: why do they like them young | EP191

    2026/05/05 | 1h 18 mins.
    On this weeks episode the boys talk compare Russell Brand and Carol Voderman who both seem to like their partners young. They also ask is better to have an easy life or a hard life early on and someone has sent in an Ai story about the boys with a romantic twist.

    To be the first to know about Live Shows, Merch Drops and other cool Sheet go to our website www.Lukeandpete.com and signup to our mailing list.

    If you have any questions or dilemmas please send them to the Luke and Pete Hotline (+44)07932 633 553 or E-mail [email protected] or message us on any of the socials and we will help you out Luke and Pete style😜

    Joins us on Patreon for an Exclusive Patreon episode every week, early access to the public episodes and behind the scenes content you don’t want to miss  https://www.patreon.com/LukeandPete

    0:00 hard life vs easy life 
    13:21 single mothers 
    17:20 Are other countries better than England?
    20:23 what’s more important, competence or who you know?
    22:56 “I got rejected from McDonald’s and Sainsbury’s”
    28:49 Pete’s driving test 
    30:05 people we know who are probably dead ( old man I let into my house)
    33:29 people who are bitter because of a hard life 
    35:44 people who get a lighter prison sentence than expected, why are they happy?
    43:13 Russell Brand 
    52:48 age of attraction 
    56:21 age of the women in the p*rn you’re watching?
    58:57 carol vordeman
    1:04:16 15 year old girl pretending to be 18 dating men. Who’s at fault?
    1:11:39 someone made a funny ai “romantic story about me and Pete 

    Full video episode: On Youtube & Spotify 

    🎧 Podcast
    ► Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/3kqRghi4CWuuXixsPymSt6
    ► Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/luke-and-pete-talking-sheet/id1643482683
    Use the Hashtag #LukeandPete  to connect with Luke and Pete and don't forget to rate, review, listen on iTunes, Google, Spotify, or your favourite podcast app.

    Find Peter Rethinasamy @:
    Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/p/B_DAktznmaO/?hl=en
    TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@standuppete/video/6923163838665788677
    Twitter: https://twitter.com/standuppete/status/1493299084719013902

    Find Luke Craig @:
    Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/lukekingcraig/?hl=en
    TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@lukekingcraig?lang=en
    Twitter: https://twitter.com/Lukekingcraig
    Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/lukekingcraig
  • Luke and Pete Talking Sheet

    Love triangle turns deadly for Influencer | EP190 Luke & Pete

    2026/04/28 | 1h 15 mins.
    This week the boys cover the sad story of the influencer who was ran over and killed and they ask the question should the man who the fight was over be held responsible?

    The tour is ON SALE NOW! 🎟️ Tickets are flying, so grab yours before they’re gone!
    👉 Head to www.lukeandpete.com/liveshows to come hang out with us in person — it’s going to be a night full of laughs, stories, and total chaos (the good kind).
    Don’t miss it!

    To be the first to know about Live Shows, Merch Drops and other cool Sheet go to our website www.Lukeandpete.com and signup to our mailing list.

    If you have any questions or dilemmas please send them to the Luke and Pete Hotline (+44)07932 633 553 or E-mail [email protected] or message us on any of the socials and we will help you out Luke and Pete style😜

    Joins us on Patreon for an Exclusive Patreon episode every week, early access to the public episodes and behind the scenes content you don’t want to miss  https://www.patreon.com/LukeandPete

    0:00 intro & tour shenanigans
    15:19 Pete’s been robbed 
    32:45 influencer kills influencer 
    37:47 if a woman knocked you out on camera 
    44:36 should the man they were fighting over be held responsible?
    53:04 the aftermath ones the emissions wear off
    58:16 “ I had to beat an emotional man once”
    1:05:56 woman on the run for 6 years caught in 24hrs after reward announced 
    Full video episode: On Youtube & Spotify 

    🎧 Podcast
    ► Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/3kqRghi4CWuuXixsPymSt6
    ► Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/luke-and-pete-talking-sheet/id1643482683
    Use the Hashtag #LukeandPete  to connect with Luke and Pete and don't forget to rate, review, listen on iTunes, Google, Spotify, or your favourite podcast app.

    Find Peter Rethinasamy @:
    Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/p/B_DAktznmaO/?hl=en
    TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@standuppete/video/6923163838665788677
    Twitter: https://twitter.com/standuppete/status/1493299084719013902

    Find Luke Craig @:
    Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/lukekingcraig/?hl=en
    TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@lukekingcraig?lang=en
    Twitter: https://twitter.com/Lukekingcraig
    Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/lukekingcraig
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About Luke and Pete Talking Sheet
Honest, outrageous, distasteful, obscene, coarse and vulgar and that’s just what their friends say... Luke Craig and Peter Rethinasamy are two Stand-up comedians and best friends who are sick and tired of the polished conversations they hear spewing out of the main stream media. The constant tip toeing around what these people think is driving them insane. Tune in for an honest chat on a range of subjects and Dilemmas sent in from their listeners. Beware they don’t hold back. With over 500,000 social media and Youtube subscribers in under 9 months be a part of something that may just turn out to be a game changer!
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