Luke and Pete Talking Sheet

Luke’s up early on a Monday morning when a horn beeps outside his house. He goes out to see what’s happening… and all hell breaks loose.

Would you trust a doctor who was deaf and blind? And Pete reveals how he’d prank his friends one last time from beyond the grave — including the ominous message: “If I die, it wasn’t suicide.”

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0:00 intro 
4:19 The scuffle with the woman
13:18 black people knocking my door
19:58 back to the scuffle (voice note)
26:08 black woman wearing boxing boots 
27:52 some jobs aren’t for women
33:22 teacher got punched 
34:50 Social stigma from school
38:07 back to the scuffle 
39:53 “women in uniform turn me on”
41:53 deaf and blind doctor 
46:23 everybody is happy till it effects them (refugee) 
56:19 Kinahan Cartel + “if I die I didn’t commit suicide, but I did!”
1:08:02 being so angry you kill in broad daylight 
1:10:11 did Pete cause his brother baldness?

This week, we’re joined by social-media-famous barrister @familybarrister.
We talk swearing, his fantastic book The Book of Swearing, how judges work out who might be lying in court, and what can happen when a relationship breaks down and your private messages end up as evidence.
And most importantly: never, ever send this kind of text.
Find him on social media: @familybarrister

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find his book: https://l.instagram.com/?u=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.amazon.com%2FBook-Swearing-Jason-Hadden-ebook%2Fdp%2FB0FT4MNRKK%3FdplnkId%3D8c79bfc7-0171-479e-8898-107e99e3144a%26nodl%3D1&e=AUA9L8R5WEyVUTGSrUjUtCE8pDwSB_LNURFCWzCEIGyfQ4XJFlYc2ab2lZn6DMAtA_jmWGQwutvQZrgfEQx0eHjpvKiDsOpR-gXvqBjKdKSRSxIL24BWUSReJXEUKU8bR9msbRNHcbwX

0:00 friend got rich off of banksy art + drive to make it 
7:35 introduce the guest 
9:05 bad relationship with dad 
11:26 are you legally allowed to hit your children?
19:59 should kids be the priority in a relationship?
21:57 being self motivated 
26:06 books bout swearing 
32:33 narcissist: what are the traits? + seeing it in others
48:31 “I want my partner to look after me” + Pete gets exposed 
1:04:04 when it’s obvious you are incompatible 
1:07:12 how can judge tell who’s lying?
1:15:05 how do you risky stuff with a partner if they can use that against you later?

On this week episode Luke puts Pete because Pete think he above average intelligence and could challenge Elon musk. Honey or loyalty whatsoever most important, what should be illegal that is actually legal and Pete thinks most pornstars are lying about something. 

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0:00 Luke give Pete a quiz 
22:18 what you be upset if your wife done this?
32:51 you’re always falling in love with the person you sleep with 
36:28 how long after you masturbate  can you answer your phone?
41:48 would you kill for 10 million 
49:06 honesty or loyalty?
50:21 what’s legal that shouldn’t be?
56:29 I’m seeing a man that has a girlfriend

This week Luke and Pete look at a video with the meanest comments and Pete tells Luke about gameshow called the ultimatum and he is pissed off about it. And Luke contemplates how he’s chosen his partners in the past. 

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0:00 intro 
4:32 gameshow about not getting married ( the ultimatum)
7:24 Indian and African Hollywood names 
9:57 back to the ultimatum 
37:17 is beauty overrated?
42:13 think back over the past of people I’ve met briefly 
45:35 why are people so mean in comments 
58:37 using childhood nicknames as men

This week, the boys tackle two dilemmas that spark plenty of debate. One woman is convinced her partner has a bedroom problem he refuses to admit exists, while another has lost all respect for her dad after he started dating someone her age.

There’s also a nostalgic trip back to the glory days of Channel U, which leads to some brilliant stories, questionable memories, and plenty of laughs along the way.

As always, expect strong opinions, bad advice, and a few jokes that probably shouldn’t have made it into the final edit.

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0:00 critical feedback + Patreon 
6:25 dilemma: my partner is obsessed with fame 
14:59 “we have to be ourselves” + hairy bum holes 
27:33 back to dilemma 
37:11 channel U
44:27 I’m scared of fame 
52:34 dilemma “he goes soft in the bedroom and won’t admit it
Dilemma: My dad is dating someone my age and I’ve lost respect for him