Luke and Pete Talking Sheet

Guys, you have to listen to this one all the way through. Luke tests Pete with some riddles, then tells him the funniest story he’s ever heard. They tackle two dilemmas: one from a woman who can’t stop cheating on her boyfriends, and another from someone who’s been married for 14 years and is back in contact with an ex. Then Luke and Pete act out a scenario involving a teacher and pupil who’ve fallen in love.

To be the first to know about Live Shows, Merch Drops and other cool Sheet go to our website www.Lukeandpete.com and signup to our mailing list.

If you have any questions or dilemmas please send them to the Luke and Pete Hotline (+44)07932 633 553 or E-mail Help@lukeandPete.com or message us on any of the socials and we will help you out Luke and Pete style😜

Joins us on Patreon for an Exclusive Patreon episode every week, early access to the public episodes and behind the scenes content you don’t want to miss  https://www.patreon.com/LukeandPete

0:00 Intro + funny racist comments 
5:23 Pete try’s to solves Luke riddle 
8:47 “funniest story I’ve heard in while” + abnormalities 
24:38 fool me once…
30:19 Pete has an Indian wedding and he is scared 
44:43 German police hunt fake serial killer 
49:21 this can’t be true 
51:48 if your son was swapped at birth…
1:00:08 I can’t stop cheating 
1:07:16 married for 14 years but…
1:15:44 if you was a teacher and… scenario

On this weeks episode Luke calls out Pete for the gift he bought his partner and Pete tells the hilarious story of a German man he played videos games with online who took it way to seriously. 

To be the first to know about Live Shows, Merch Drops and other cool Sheet go to our website www.Lukeandpete.com and signup to our mailing list.

If you have any questions or dilemmas please send them to the Luke and Pete Hotline (+44)07932 633 553 or E-mail Help@lukeandPete.com or message us on any of the socials and we will help you out Luke and Pete style😜

Joins us on Patreon for an Exclusive Patreon episode every week, early access to the public episodes and behind the scenes content you don’t want to miss  https://www.patreon.com/LukeandPete

0:00 Intro 
1:48 gorillas look human 
6:32 Pete Bee facts or fiction 
12:01 people who take video games too seriously 
17:25 family stresses me out 
28:01 someone crashed into my car and i gave chase 
35:01 is ok to name call when angry?
48:23 is he a selfish partner? 
58:41 John gotti telling off his grandson 
1:05:28 voice note story

This week, the boys discuss the teacher who was fired after his pupils discovered what he’d been searching for on YouTube. Pete argues that animal names are sexist, and an innocent man’s photo is mistakenly linked to one of the worst crimes imaginable.

To be the first to know about Live Shows, Merch Drops and other cool Sheet go to our website www.Lukeandpete.com and signup to our mailing list.

If you have any questions or dilemmas please send them to the Luke and Pete Hotline (+44)07932 633 553 or E-mail Help@lukeandPete.com or message us on any of the socials and we will help you out Luke and Pete style😜

Joins us on Patreon for an Exclusive Patreon episode every week, early access to the public episodes and behind the scenes content you don’t want to miss  https://www.patreon.com/LukeandPete

0:00 intro + Pete taking shots at his brother 
6:47 Pete’s theory: animal names are sexist 
15:43 “woman turns me off by braking the 4th wall in p*orn 
20:11 Pete thinks he is closer to white than black 
26:04 teacher fired for YouTube history 
32:05 mans image wrongly used for child p*rn news story 
43:39 man stabbed and the injury didn’t kill him but…
53:12 never sleep with a friends ex even if they say it’s ok 
1:06:21 “I don’t know how to feel about same sex couples in church”

Luke explains why being a dad to a daughter comes with conversations no man is ever prepared for. Plus, we get into self-snitching, the Tupac murder trial, and why some people seemingly cannot stop providing evidence against themselves.

Another episode of bad decisions, uncomfortable truths and conversations that probably shouldn’t be recorded.

To be the first to know about Live Shows, Merch Drops and other cool Sheet go to our website www.Lukeandpete.com and signup to our mailing list.

If you have any questions or dilemmas please send them to the Luke and Pete Hotline (+44)07932 633 553 or E-mail Help@lukeandPete.com or message us on any of the socials and we will help you out Luke and Pete style😜

Joins us on Patreon for an Exclusive Patreon episode every week, early access to the public episodes and behind the scenes content you don’t want to miss  https://www.patreon.com/LukeandPete

0:00 intro 
5:55 2pac murder trial + self snitching 
17:57 “one of the reason I would never kill someone”
21:02 most “gangsters” regret their choices eventually
23:48 “if something happened to me would you avenge me?”
27:14 if society broke down
31:46 nobody get bail for murder except…
37:37 “half my life is over if I’m lucky”
39:18 Pete’s conspiracy theory of the week 
46:42 Dilemma: I looked at my some camera roll and saw… 
48:59 Awkward moments being a dad to a girl
56:08 back to dilemma 
58:40 homeschooling

Luke was dating a woman who snuck him into a domestic violence refuge — and all hell broke loose when they were caught.
Pete wonders whether Chinese and Korean people can tell each other apart, leading to the incredible story of families separated by the Korean War finally being reunited decades later.
And Luke tells the story of a man who spent 24 years searching for his kidnapped son.

To be the first to know about Live Shows, Merch Drops and other cool Sheet go to our website www.Lukeandpete.com and signup to our mailing list.

If you have any questions or dilemmas please send them to the Luke and Pete Hotline (+44)07932 633 553 or E-mail Help@lukeandPete.com or message us on any of the socials and we will help you out Luke and Pete style😜

Joins us on Patreon for an Exclusive Patreon episode every week, early access to the public episodes and behind the scenes content you don’t want to miss  https://www.patreon.com/LukeandPete

0:00 intro + “Don’t hate us because you don’t agree”
15:15 anti violence protester arrested for having in gun he found 
17:23 watching people secretly from your window 
20:58 locking eye
22:58 “ive been knocked out with a hammer”
26:31 how dirty would a woman have to be to put you off?
44:47 how Asians look a like + and reuniting with lost family after war
54:33 Japan lets you “disappear” 
1:00:25 “ A woman snuck me into a domestic violence refuge”
1:05:53 “people I’ve know as a kid shot dead” 
1:09:25 Pete get philosophical about parenting 
1:25:28 woman found adopted sister but mum getting in the way