Grimmauld Place turns into a battlefield of Doxies, cursed cabinets, and Kreacher’s mutters while Molly Weasley leads a full house clean. Sirius clashes with the elf, the twins pocket contraband for Weasleys’ Wizard Wheezes, and Harry quietly pockets a heavy S-carved locket that feels just like the diary… maybe a Horcrux. Later, a party for new Prefects ends with Moody’s First Order photo, Harry’s grief spiking, and Molly’s Boggart in the drawing room. Thoughtful, character-first Order of the Phoenix era with guardianship overtones and sharp worldbuilding details. You've Got to Be Critting MeMagic, mayhem, and moral dilemmas, an actual play with heart and hilarity!Listen on: Apple Podcasts Spotify
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A New Place to Stay Chapter 21 - Harry Potter
At Grimmauld Place, Harry gets an Extendable Ear from the twins, meets the screaming portrait of Walburga Black, and is dragged into a kitchen showdown about secrecy. Sirius wants answers on the table, Molly says no, Remus plays mediator, and Arthur explains why the Ministry and the Daily Prophet are undermining Dumbledore. Harry finally hears what the Order is really doing, including hints about giants, spies inside the Ministry, Kingsley’s cover, and talk of a new weapon Voldemort wants by stealth. When Molly ends the briefing, Harry pointedly keeps Ron and Hermione in the dark and goes to bed still furious. You've Got to Be Critting MeMagic, mayhem, and moral dilemmas, an actual play with heart and hilarity!Listen on: Apple Podcasts Spotify
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A New Place to Stay Chapter 20 - Harry Potter
Severus Snape prepares Harry for a new Defence professor from the Ministry, Dolores Umbridge, and warns him to keep his head down. A tense departure from Prince Manor leads to Grimmauld Place through the Fidelius Charm, where Harry meets the Weasleys and finally confronts Ron and Hermione about a summer of silence. What follows is a raw, shouting match about secrecy, trust, and Dumbledore’s choices, with Snape’s practical guidance echoing in the background. This is close, character-driven guardianship that sets the stakes for Order of the Phoenix. You've Got to Be Critting MeMagic, mayhem, and moral dilemmas, an actual play with heart and hilarity!Listen on: Apple Podcasts Spotify
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A New Place to Stay Chapter 19 - Harry Potter
Harry and Snape finally crack the mystery Voldemort hinted at: Horcruxes. A library find spirals into panic, a calming draught, and the awful realization that Harry may be carrying a piece of the Dark Lord himself. Dumbledore orders Harry to Grimmauld Place, but first Snape sits him down for the story no one told: the Hog’s Head prophecy overheard with Lucius nearby, why the Potters were targeted, how Severus changed sides, and the vow he made to protect Lily’s son. The chapter closes with a wary warning about next year’s Defense professor. A tense, character-first guardianship episode built for headphones. You've Got to Be Critting MeMagic, mayhem, and moral dilemmas, an actual play with heart and hilarity!Listen on: Apple Podcasts Spotify
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A New Place to Stay Chapter 18 - Harry Potter
A late–night truth session at Prince Manor peels back Harry’s third–year secrets. He relives Dementor memories of his parents’ last moments, admits how the Marauder’s Map and Time–Turner freed Sirius, and hears Snape’s clear reasons to master Occlumency before learning the rest about the prophecy. A hard realization about Sirius’s lies follows, and the fragile, steady trust between guardian and ward tightens another notch. This is close, character-driven Snape-and-Harry mentorship with canon-deep lore made for headphones.You've Got to Be Critting MeMagic, mayhem, and moral dilemmas, an actual play with heart and hilarity!Listen on: Apple Podcasts Spotify
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