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JOHNSTONE

Caitlin Johnstone and Tim Foley
JOHNSTONE
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    din

    2026/06/27 | 1 mins.
    They're designing park benches
    so that homeless people can't sleep on them
    and placing metal spikes beneath overpasses
    so they can't be used as shelter.

    Jerry Seinfeld says Palestine doesn't exist
    and that sometimes socks go missing in the dryer,
    wocka wocka
    ha ha ha
    it's funny because it's a witty observation
    about life's everyday little goofy goofs.

    Fast food wrappers blow in the wind
    like the leaves used to do.

    Duct-taped gargoyles with garbage bag wings
    peer down at the din of civilization
    as we march over the sidewalk sleepers
    to our Jobs,
    stepping over dead bodies
    while staring at our phones
    and counting the minutes
    til we can go home to our sofas
    and watch wocka wocka comedians
    and shovel SSRIs into our faces
    from large plastic bowls
    so the crushing beauty of our world
    and the knowledge of our mortality
    doesn't topple us like Jenga blocks
    and make us weep like open fire hydrants.

    In this din they don't want you to feel.
    They don't want you to think.
    They don't want you to hear.
    They keep it all CLANG, CLANG, CLANG,
    BUY, BUY, BUY,
    WORK, WORK, WORK,
    WOCKA, WOCKA, WOCKA,
    so that you can't feel your body.
    So that you can't hear the songs.

    There's bird song
    and whale song
    and heart song
    and lung song.

    There's fire song
    and sea song
    and wind song
    and tree song.

    There's ancestor song
    and mountain song
    and sun song
    and wolf song,
    and lots of others I bet;
    I can't hear any of them.

    Oh, except thought song,
    which blasts through my head
    like a sonic homeless deterrent
    in a shopping center alleyway,
    and,
    like them,
    I have nowhere else to go.

    ____________

    Reading by Caitlin Johnstone.
  • JOHNSTONE

    The Polite Kind Of Racism

    2026/06/24 | 6 mins.
    There are two types of racism in the west: the kind that's considered acceptable in polite liberal society, and the kind that's widely frowned upon.

    The acceptable type of racism is the kind which considers it fine and normal to drop bombs on Muslim families overseas. The kind which sees starvation sanctions as a minor issue whose pros and cons are assessed solely on the basis of whether they will be successful or unsuccessful in achieving regime change. The kind which views imperialist extraction from the global south as the natural order of the world, with centrists and progressives squabbling only about how evenly that plunder should be distributed among westerners.

    The unacceptable type of racism is the kind which affects other westerners. The kind whose consequences western liberals have to see.

    Reading by Tim Foley.
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    Blaming Ordinary People For The Ecocidal Consequences Of AI

    2026/06/23 | 5 mins.
    There are plenty of reasons why we should all avoid using AI, but the push to offload all the responsibility for the ecological consequences of data centers onto individual users instead of just regulating AI companies is typical capitalist power-serving bullshit.

    Reading by Tim Foley.
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    True Spirituality Confronts The Abuses Of The Empire

    2026/06/22 | 5 mins.
    A spirituality that is uninterested in ending war, genocide, poverty and injustice is a dead spirituality. If you hold your time on the meditation cushion as something separate from the weeping mother clutching a small body in Lebanon, you're wasting your time.

    Reading by Tim Foley.
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    Some Guy Broke Into My House

    2026/06/21 | 2 mins.
    They keep saying I hate the guy because of his religion. I don't even care about his religion, I just don't like sharing my house with some random outsider who broke in here out of nowhere and took my stuff.

    Reading by Tim Foley.
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Readings of all Caitlin Johnstone's articles, usually by her co-writer Tim Foley.
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