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JOHNSTONE

Caitlin Johnstone and Tim Foley
JOHNSTONE
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  • JOHNSTONE

    Rumbling

    2026/06/20 | 2 mins.
    If you can hear the whales
    through your glowing foot roots,
    then stand up.

    Open your mouth.
    Let their aria rip through you.
    Let it pound up and out
    so the others can find you.

    Burrrp!

    Now’s not the time for politeness, my love.
    We’re staring down mass extinction.
    We don’t have time to be cool.
    Care! It’s fine!

    There’s a rumbling in your belly.
    Can you feel it?
    An inner ocean,
    still teeming with luminescent jellyfish,
    dulled by a thin coat of plastic,
    immortal but dying anyway.

    For so many
    their foot roots
    have withered away
    somewhere in between an Uber shift
    and a Door Dash,
    and besides,
    their heart,
    rick-roll racketed by rent scam subscriptions,
    beats too loud and fast
    to hear any stupid whales.

    Exhausted bodies
    hosting ghosts
    running on
    foodless food
    and godless gods,
    too sick and tired
    to look up
    to see,
    to know what’s happening
    in our name,
    to understand that the cold blue eyes
    of the empire of whiteness
    stamped on our every dollar bill that
    we are forced to pray for
    fervently each night,
    “Please God please God
    Please may I pay my bills God
    Please may I feed my children God
    Please may we keep this roof God
    Please may you give me more money God
    Please oh money God
    Please oh please
    I don’t want to die
    Please give me your demon dollars
    Made from the bones of African child slaves
    Pressed from the meat of the babies of Gaza
    Printed with the oil made from the blood sacrifices of Chevron
    Paper gods every one
    I know not where they come from
    Or how they are made
    And I might die of grief if I did
    Just give me some more of your green demon prayer cards
    So that I might live
    Another day,
    Amen.”

    That is not you.
    You pray of course
    (we all must),
    but you,
    you hear the whales.

    And there are others.
    You can tell us by the flowers of light sprouting
    from our eye stalks
    and noggin crowns,
    from our bellowing war cries
    roaring through us
    giving voice
    to our blue mama,
    her rainforest hair slick with oil
    but beautiful still.

    Reading by Tim Foley.
  • JOHNSTONE

    Israelis Invade Lebanon And Then Cry Victim When Their Soldiers Get Killed, And Other Notes

    2026/06/19 | 5 mins.
    From all this melodramatic garment-rending and victim-LARPing you'd assume the four Israelis were killed in their beds in Tel Aviv, not traveling by tank through a foreign country they'd invaded.

    Reading by Tim Foley.
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    Humans Create Empires For The Same Reason They Create Egos

    2026/06/18 | 4 mins.
    We're basically ruled by emotional toddlers who never learned to rein in their egos. They're trying to control the planet in the same way they tried to control their access to toys and candy when they were small.

    Reading by Tim Foley.
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    I Hope Iran Keeps Winning And The US Empire Keeps Losing

    2026/06/17 | 4 mins.
    The US empire is the most destructive and tyrannical force on the planet, and it is good when it fails to accomplish its goals.

    Reading by Tim Foley.
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    The World's First Trillionaire Is Not Your Friend, And Other Notes

    2026/06/14 | 4 mins.
    Elon Musk is a military-industrial complex plutocrat who is balls deep in the US intelligence cartel and recently facilitated the US-Israeli regime change operation in Iran. You have infinitely more in common with the average person in Iran, Cuba, Lebanon or Palestine than you have with the world's first trillionaire.

    Reading by Tim Foley.
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About JOHNSTONE
Readings of all Caitlin Johnstone's articles, usually by her co-writer Tim Foley.
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