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JOHNSTONE

Caitlin Johnstone and Tim Foley
JOHNSTONE
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  • JOHNSTONE

    Let's Stay Human

    2026/08/01 | 4 mins.
    They're trying to make us worse. These billionaire generative AI corporations reap profits by making us worse human beings.

    Reading by Tim Foley.
  • JOHNSTONE

    Anthropocene

    2026/07/30 | 2 mins.
    We can make a home here.
    In these ruins.
    In this shattered civilization
    full of walking autopsies
    where every twinkle in the night sky
    is an Elon Musk satellite.

    Life can still thrive here.
    Even in the Anthropocene.
    Even in the middle
    of secular armageddon.
    There is still moss
    in the cracks of the parking lot.
    There are still pigeons
    roosting in the rafters.

    We can make a nest here, too,
    out of the plastics and the packaging,
    out of the shell casings
    and the trillions of chicken bones.
    We can rake it into a pile
    and lay listening to the ghosts
    of the extinct megafauna
    and get haunted by the spirits
    of the forests that used to be.

    It is good to breathe deeply
    of the fumes of this wasteland.
    The air still crackles
    with strange and crooked sorcery.
    The earth is still packed full
    of winking Buddhas
    inside winking Buddhas.
    He wears a hazmat suit these days
    (he's not an idiot),
    but you can still see him winking
    in the iridescent petrol puddles,
    and in the shopping cart saints
    on the wounded sidewalks,
    and even in the shark-eyed stare
    of the war pundits on Fox News.

    Did you know they've discovered
    a type of fungus in Chernobyl
    which feeds on the radiation there?
    When I first learned this I fell to my knees
    and wept tears of wonder and joy.
    The water poured from my seaweed head
    and washed cigarette butts
    down the gutter.

    We are swimming in an ocean of miracles.
    We are living on a giant cocoon.
    We have barely begun
    to scratch the surface of this world.
    Every moment is a leap
    into the great Unknown.

    I kneel before the black mold in Chernobyl.

    An angel egg is beginning to hatch.

    _______________

    Reading by Tim Foley.
  • JOHNSTONE

    Trump Inherited Peace Deals But Torched Them For More War

    2026/07/30 | 5 mins.
    We're seeing more US airstrikes on Iran, joint US-Saudi strikes in Iraq, surging military escalations between Yemen and Saudi Arabia, and Israeli drone strikes in Lebanon, all just in the last couple of days. The middle east is becoming more and more of a powder keg, and it all could have been so easily avoided.

    Reading by Tim Foley.
  • JOHNSTONE

    How To Be An Empire Propagandist

    2026/07/29 | 2 mins.
    If you want to help the western empire administer war propaganda, one of the best ways to do this is to pretend the violence of empire-targeted governments happens in a vacuum, completely divorced from western imperial agendas.

    Reading by Tim Foley.
  • JOHNSTONE

    Have I Mentioned It's Great That Lindsey Graham Is Dead?

    2026/07/29 | 3 mins.
    Lindsey Graham's funeral was today, and as I watch all the worst people in the world express their grief at the loss of their dear darling friend, I find myself awash with gratitude that this particular warmonger lived a shorter life than such creatures often do.

    Reading by Tim Foley.
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About JOHNSTONE
Readings of all Caitlin Johnstone's articles, usually by her co-writer Tim Foley.
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